If we lose to the Spurs one more time, I’m going to start doing roids. I must cultivate mass to overpower Wembenyama

I love stroking pipe and beating the fuck out of the Timberwolves #getfucked #sorewinner

5 points, new record!

More like the Utah Jizz

Let’s go thunder!!! 2025 Champs ⚡️⚡️⚡️🩵🧡🩵🧡

Caruso let me suck it please!!!

Never doubted for a second

I’m gonna put some money on game 7, should I go for the Nuggets or the Thunder?

Alex Caruso, you may be bald, but you’re still my goat 🩵🧡 Thank you for carrying our asses tonight, my bald goat!!!

Shoutout FreakBob and John Pork 🩵🧡

Just set a team record for rebounds ⚡️⚡️

Going Chet mode on the court, where my Holmgren Homies at

We’re back ⚡️⚡️ #ThunderUp

Final: Thunder 118 TrailBlazers 108

Let’s fucking gooooo #ThunderUp

Final: Grizzlies 106 Thunder 130

Merry Christmas Thunder fans, trying to get back on the court in January

Little early present for the Thunder fans 🧡🩵

Final: Thunder 104 Heat 97

Rubbin one out for the team tonight #ThunderUp

Quitting basketball to go pro in Marvel Rivals, Psylocke is so hot

Only won by ten points 😔

Final: Thunder 129 Raptors 92

Final: Jazz 106 Thunder 133

God motherfuckin damn nephew

Fuck me to tears

Is this some sort of baby game, Lakers are washed?

Final: Thunder 101 Lakers 93

Thankful for the easy victories coming up after my recovery

Get me back out there right now

Fuck

My relationship with any previous team members was strictly professional, and once I’m fully healed, I stand by my challenge

Final: Suns 83 Thunder 99

Keep the victories coming while I’m out of commission 🩵🧡 #ThunderUp

Impersonation label removed

Are the pornhub servers down or is the paycom center wifi messed up rn

Nvm I’m fucked up, it’s gonna be a while

Sprained my pinky finger on the court tonight oopsie woopsie, I will be back stronger for next game 🩵🧡

Nothing like coming back home from an easy win on the court to watch some #Arcane

Me? Gonzaga

Do not believe the lies, I am the real Chet Holmgren 🧡🩵⚡️⚡️⚡️ #ThunderUp

Giggity giggity goo

Shat myself on the court with no underwear on call that an air ball. We stay free ballin

Goats

Suit & Tie by Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z got this white boy moving different

You gotta pass that rock tuah and dunk on that thang

Another vicroy for the OGs ⚡️⚡️