So, can we officially name the Trump DOJ as the 11th Epstein co-conspirator, or are we waiting a bit longer?

Remember when you had to donate a lot of money, or die, to get a building named after you? Can we go back to that rule?

It's time for @massie, @mtg and @rokhanna.bsky.social to take advantage of the Speech or Debate immunity clause and start reading off the names from the #epsteinlist .

If I block a spoofed phone number, am I blocking the real caller or just the number they’re faking?

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Trump's performative "rage" about Cuellar feels like a setup. Trump pardons him… Cuellar stays a Democrat… and suddenly the GOP has a “both sides" corrupt Dem to wave around to suppress turnout in a swing district. No one wants you, Cuellar. #Cuellar #PoliticalCorruption #pardon

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If Trump isn't careful, he's going to get Senator Mark Kelly elected president.

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Mike Johnson getting all lawyerly trying to justify not releasing the Epstein Files is probably the same way he explained to his son he wanted him to track his online porn activity.

Thoughts on Trump's recent "Change of Heart" on releasing the Epstein Files.

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Are cats and dogs just perpetually itchy? A few head scritches, anytime, and they act like it’s the best thing that’s ever happened.

Donald Trump demands to be allowed to starve Americans. frac.org/news/adminis...

🤡 Trump CAN’T convince voters that he’s making life more affordable, so now he’s RESORTED to LYING about how much Thanksgiving dinner will cost. Walmart’s 2025 Holiday Meal contains ONLY 15 items, while the company’s 2024 Holiday Meal included 29 items. newrepublic.com/post/202817/...

Wow. Corporations are panicking. Morning Joe and Anderson Cooper both featuring guests wringing their hands over Trump Tariff Taxes. "Trump stole your money. But what can we do? Better to just let him keep stealing it. We're so helpless." www.yahoo.com/news/article... #trumptax #tariff #epsteinlist

Hindsight is 20/20, but maybe having a petroleum recycling plant next to an airport might not have been the best idea.

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