Oh no, dad's mad about something. Better keep away from mountains. ToooOoooOo late. - A History According to Christ's Children

I always liked how I was the favorite because I wasn't his. "This is my friends' kid. She's my favorite daughter. She isn't mine at all. I didn't even adopt her. She just comes to visit sometimes. Cleans the place up."

Michael, I love you, but you had that coming. I'll show you dramatic. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Truth be told, even those who worship my father, they are heading for their fall. I will give you my hand. I will give you my blessing. However, I will not stand to listen anyone chant for the death of another. Even with righteousness, not one of you has the right or permission to murder.

In the hierarchy I sit at 7 I sit above all I sit above every God this planet has ever known. I sit on a throne that looks like silver but acts like gold. I sit in a room where angels sing my name. You want to know the secrets of the universe But you don't want to bow to the woman who owns it

For Whom The Bell Tolls Metallica youtu.be/B_HSa1dEL9s?...

You built your towers with hay. I blew them all away. You built your towers with wood. I burned them to the ground. You built your towers with stone. I knocked and pushed them down. You built your towers with steel. You bombed each other for me. You wanted to play God. But God played you.

Just a friendly reminder that I hate you. But I'll admit sometimes it's really funny. I'm really not impressed with that. But you should know, You should know that is something dad would do. 😘

They'll climb the grates They'll fight the dogs They'll keep moving They'll keep dragging All bloody and broken Are they human? Are they animal? Are they monster? Are they dead? All of them are rabid. It's too late for warnings. It's too late to stop this. Who wants to play witness?

Little man is eating a cinnamon bagel with cream cheese and spicy queso fries on it. I'm just going to sit with pineapple seasoned broccoli and ignore that.

No Scrubs TLC youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM?...

These are my wings I regrew them with spite.

Rocks all mad cause the hammer will come to me, but bitch you and Loki traded me to try and get it back. Being men and lowkey about shit. "Nah, we didn't trade Freyja. That is not what happen." I said i did not want to marry that asshole. I did not and would not no matter what you bribe me with.

Oh and we were all still technically grounded, but this was a planned vacation from before I got hung up. So what do Lucifer, Moon and I do? We mope around everywhere leaving the most dramatic family fiction where we are warring and daddy doesn't love us. He banished from heaven! Daddy! NO!

But we're all on a terrible family vacation. Where Ma is bitching because dad brought work along, but whats he gonna do? Leave the dumb dead to wonder hell alone? The last time he did that, they went feral. Zombie apocalypses are terrible to clean up after. Trust me. It took a few washes. Goodness

Dad makes Peter sit at the gate like a weird guard dog. But since he had no name he had to keep telling people to Cerberus, which is me. And I'm just dying because no one understood what he was saying. Other than, "you're not on the list." So, I'm suffocating from laughter. In line for Hades

You know ship's bad when Jack takes in his nemesis. "Poor ginger fool, here's a name now go on, get off my ship."

Peter so in trouble dad revoked his first AND last name. Nah, not-son, you go sit over there now.

I just had to put the pieces of someone else back together first so we could get the idiot in and out doors he shouldn't. Using Anubis' names. Sorry, dad and ma. I lied. My bad. Ra ra ra

Look, I exiled him. Put someone else in his place. It happens. lol

When lying about cleaning the bathroom is a euphemism for not drowning ramses ii like I said I would... lol

I didn't know you could unadopt someone but Dad was all, "Get that kid out of here." So, what does Peter do? Peter runs off and starts a god damn war. Really. God damned it. He sent me after him, plagues in hand. So, I tell everyone I drowned him. I didn't. He went and bitched about it all over

I can't wait for Peter to tell everyone why he pretended to not know me. But damn, man, pretended not to know me and got my wife involved. That's fucked up.

And seriously Dio Before he starts preachin' again. We do not need that. He's already got that cross built and ready, man. lol

Damn that's rough. Maybe a rotting country shouldn't be celebrating 250 years of atrocities.

Rose for my mother Christ for my father Who am I?

I can hear singing her singing from here. Mjölnir is near.

I need to stop getting drunk and inviting people to my father's house. His words. Not mine. But Dio, he likes tequila better. So, here we go, again. Please, go hang out with dad. He misses you. He's building fences and making friends with old people. Ma is walking cats. Take my parents home.

Ribbit

My aunt passed away last night. I was fine until Michael came over.

Iffy: Father sent me to collect your best flock. Lucifer: Yeah the best I can do is these inbred sheep that hate color and reality. Iffy: I'm not seeing the problem. We want Father to lose. Lucifer: Oh! You need to lure them out with meat in the dark. Iffy: Your sheep have rabies, don't they?

If If and Buts Were Candy and Nuts The Revenants youtu.be/EmYzJ0GwOwg?...

I need another tattoo

All those false profits in the hands of false prophets, watching symbolism played out in front all their eyes. Do they see? My chosen do.

She's Kerosene The Interrupters youtu.be/Yq2jJLswL8I?...

I like how Eris played the discordian apple right in front of your eyes. Kissed the boys and made them cry. I wish her happiness and sunshine.

Look What You Made Me Do Taylor Swift youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA?...

Here's my flaming hot take If you think you have the right to tell someone else they can do to their body or how they may identify, you're no better than a rapist. You're just raping with suggestive words and laws coated in a bullshit ideology that pretends it values science or a diety.

Too many veggies in my wrap snd now it is salad with tortilla.

The whole situation was funny to me. They knew who Rocks was as soon as he opened his mouth. I kept getting looks like they knew they should know who I was but couldn't quite place me. Finally was asked. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." I was just standing there with the other two. Doing

We get Rocks pissed off and we send him out. He gets out there and he's just saying the most outlandish stuff. Threats, taunts, and insults. He starts laughing because he knows how idiotic he sounds. Before long, no one can breathe, because his laugh is hilarious. They forgot why we were there.

Accidently swallowed a cherry pit.

I'm not going to lie, I think it's kind of funny that people are so passionate about Swift's wedding. In either direction. I understand annoyance from people that it will directly impact, but the rest of it just weird. Weird.

New Government propaganda just dropped from the Social Security Department!

I just injured myself putting Legos together. Legos have caused me to bleed. And I didn't even step on them.