Not believing in something doesn't make it less real. Believe facts. But understand that nature and life is wild and crazy. The grand design is chaos mixed with carefully calculated beauty.

The Bible gets funnier when you know its literally just over exaggerated family drama. Yep. A lot of family drama passed down through millennia. Angry bloodlines over things that happened so long ago that they don't even know why they're fighting. With Stephen over there narrating.

A few months ago, Rocks and I declared our friendship devotion over Black Mirror. I would rail a pig to save that jackass. And he for I. If your friend won't fuck a pig for you, can you really call them your friend?

Heiropolis Its in the bible. Yet, no one read that book. That's the Holy City.

I made Pope Leo something this morning. I call this Jesus the Frog. Excommunicate JD. It's what JC would want.

867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?...

Sick of You CAKE youtu.be/mi9MLL8QOY0?...

Thank you, Tucker Carlson. A phrase I never thought I'd think or say or type. Someone with a voice and platform finally pointed and said the magic words. Trump is AntiChrist. Raspy must have told him to go ahead. If you hear a boom overhead in the coming weeks, look up before you panic, please.

Not my dad. Taking it back, God of War. Give it a rest.

Proof. You can do a background check on me if you like. I'm terribly boring. I was arrested once! I wouldn't say falsely accused, but I definitely thought it unjust. (It was over school attendance for my 11 year old who had excused absences for appointments and illness. His name means Eagle 😉)

By the way, that's what you say when you know they can't pronounce your name anyway. Iophiel Sounds like youvfiel But that's not even quite right.

So Moses and I are planning to make Ma out. I am who I am.

Fine. You win. I cannot manage myself. I need a bossy assistant. I'm no better than you or my brother and I apologize for saying that I was. I am definitely smarter and more adorable, though.

Heads up, I broke the lid on the box. There's no putting all the evils back. My gift to you for murdering my child. Love "Pandora"

Yeah, it can't be just one random. It has to be an army. One random is going to get shot and killed before they get past the gates. This is moronic to assume one random would be able to take the president and the sec of defense down. You be the hero. Go down to DC and save the world. LOL

Told Dal that I had to pumpkin him. Thanks, Indi, the code worked perfectly. And I realized how hard you played me with that. I still have the glass. That's all that matters.

Pardon Me Incubus youtu.be/PXzuDXZwZtI?...

I am asking politely for permission. May I please have them now? I will behave. I promise.

The fuck is wrong with me. If my brother didn't match, I'd think my results were messed up.

I feel like I'm on fire. Like I came straight from the sun. A golden hot energetic ray of sunshine. Now to drink a rebuild and double it for takeoff.

Light It Up The Offspring youtu.be/p0blOpkZYf4?...

My number 1 reason for hating my holiday? Its supposed be a holiday for fucking! Not mourning. Not yay jesus isn't dead any more. No, I am fertility god. The bunnies. The eggs. The sweets. The flowers. Easter is supposed to be about fucking. Thank you for attention in this matter. lol

@gilduran.com Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Knock knock I am Iophiel. The final of 7. Ragnorak, Armageddon, Apocalypse. End of Days. Use a search engine, sir. Fact check those plagues. You can write your shitty tech antichrist book if you want. But I already walk.

Do people really eat lamb for Easter? Do you know how vile that kind of is? A good murdered diety friday Catholics already symbolically consume the blood and flesh (think about that Catholics.) Eating lamb or rabbit or really any baby animal is an affront to the renewal. Jesus is the lamb.

For Whom the Bell Tolls Metallica youtu.be/B_HSa1dEL9s?...

Dad stopped by tonight. I gave him the same welcome I got. A locked door. But I'm a decent child, I sent him an apology, immediately. I don't need to hear that I was right. I never wanted to be. I would have rather been crazy. It would have been easier.

😉

Sympathy for the Devil The Rolling Stones youtu.be/0E9e7mK23jI?...

Can't You Hear Me Knocking? The Rolling Stones youtu.be/nkQ0LhcTNsY?...

Rumble rumble Bombs or volcanoes or earth quakes or thunder. Sinkholes. Green rivers and seas and oceans. Red ones to match. Who has been following something other than politics. Just because the broadcasted media is sketchy doesn't mean other news died.

12 years ago that I got away from Hephestus. That boy mentioned. He's 11 today. The dragon has left the sky, named for my sister moon, Artemis, too. The Gods are back. You called for peace and I rang through. My dad's gift to you. He's kicking me out of Hel. Lucifer and Moon, too.

Our country from the start monetized and politicized people/bodies. Then, we had a bunch of white men that wanted to maintain dominance so they never bothered to actually fix the problems. They bandaided with purposeful vague legislation so that they could revoke rights as they saw fit.

One Week Barenaked Ladies youtu.be/fC_q9KPczAg?...

Imagine the world is ending, your father is calling, and you're worried about sharing a spitty trumpet with someone else.

Sweet Misery Blues Violent Femmes youtu.be/lOV9p-uWoKo?...

Listen for the sound.

Birth of a Goddess from two perspectives Egypt - she descended from the sunrays like a lioness and drank a red sea of beer Greece - Her dad ejaculated into the sea and out of clamshell she popped, naked.

My led desk lights are possessed.The remote broke a long time ago and it isn't responding to the app.

I do the opposite of what you tell me. Lowkey, I think its funnier that way.

The book is in the safe.

Burning Down the House Talking Heads youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U?...