spending the first day of pride in the hospital while my best friend has surgery and correcting the dr and nurses every time they call me to give me an update and misgender him. happy pride.

Santé! #PWHL #Victoire

andi sullivan wearing the captain’s armband for the spirit tonight ohhh what if i start crying

clearly the magic of Jose is rubbing off on bernal as his keeper

im already irritated

10 pm kickoff should be illegal

Ban Fluorescent Lights In Offices Now

the spirit are 5-0 since the coyote came into our lives and I do firmly believe this is not a coincidence. the coyote is a magic talisman

happy basketball opening day to those who celebrate

I’m going to keep deadnaming those towels and there’s nothing they can do about it

where did Trin get the smoothie

my little baby child I love her so much

terrible match to have had the flu

VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS

Sandy if you can get this clean sheet I’ll take back every criticism I’ve ever had

TRIN I LOVE YOU

please Trin doing ALL of croix’s cellies is SO PETTY AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT

writing letters (tweeting) while I patiently await the return of my husband (Krueger, Hatch, Kingsbury) from the war (maternity leave)

I’m so happy I could bust through a wall like the koolaid man

and croix can stay mad

will women’s soccer ever escape the clutches of bald men

I hope the squadron can hear me chanting along from the couch at home. I didn’t want to give yall my 102° fever but I’m there *in spirit* (lol)

Columbus city council passed an amendment that would help bring the NWSL to the city, but it’s costing residents a promised, and much-needed park. The city has promised to find a replacement, but was this the best way to bring the NWSL to the city? We’re expecting an announcement this afternoon 👀

and haaland deserved that

“not to be parasocial” okay well I am going to be intentionally very parasocial about this. I am Devastated.

please they were my Kate and William

BREAKING: Sue Bird now a free agent.

Did you stay up until 4 am to cry to Justin Bieber duetting his younger self at Coachella or are you normal

Justin please it is 3 am on the east coast why are we doing an acoustic set

can you imagine if baby Justin Bieber could see the way that adult Justin dressed lmao he’d be so disgusted

just a couple of lesbians who stayed up til 2:30 am to watch Justin Bieber’s Coachella set live

recovery from this surgery has been excruciating. I wasn’t able to get my pain med refill from the pharmacy before they closed today so now I’m just lying in the dark crying, unable to sleep. Having bad knees isn’t for the weak and unfortunately, I am very weak.

the next person to tell me I’m too young to have joint problems, I’m going to hit with my cane

loudly crunching chips into your headset mic is an offense that should be punishable by execution

wait I need a replay what just happened

Tara really said put me back in I’m fine 🤣🤣🤣

Lucia’s little thumbs up 😭😭😭😭😭

why the fuck would they show that replay

Surgery recovery is such badass. The pain meds make you nauseous and the nausea meds don’t help but if you don’t take the pain meds, you die.

can’t wait to get on Fortnite tonight and get killed over and over while experiencing the worst lag I’ve ever seen in my life

And you definitely did

Sandy Mac has really proved her worth in this match

happy Hannah Montana day to those who celebrate

2 ejections, bench yellow, a yellow before a player even steps onto the field, and Portland wins with just 9 players on the field. #NWSLAfterDark is so back

I’ve just been informed that I have received a red card and have been ejected from the Thorns/Reign game

this match is going to be such an important part of NWSL lore someday

Seattle I’m actually begging you to just score 1. Just 1 goal.

“babe wake up the cascadia rivalry is going crazy tonight” #nwslafterdark @kaileylogan.bsky.social

Seattle being up 2 players on the field and still not being able to score is the most Seattle thing