[town with population of 6,000 constructed around a law school walks into the courtroom, snapping its suspenders] now, your honor, i may just be a small lawyer town

Oh we’re all using this one again okay

starting to think the guys from the def leppard aren’t deaf. or leopards

Polycule of Theseus where every member eventually gets voted out and replaced until none of the original members are in it anymore

they should rename this app to Y and see if elon explodes

RETVRN

Nice to know some things never change

to my new friends here: i'm ROUNDERHOUSE (all caps)! I'm a horror/new weird writer and artist. If you know my work it's probably from the way too many SCPs I've written or some of my horror photoshops. Like these!

me and the boys shifting to Bluesky

I refuse to assimilate with this site’s culture I will be dunking and ripping and tearing. “Skeeters” go to Hell

on Twitter I can only look at 600 posts a day because I’m stopped from looking at any more, on Bluesky I can only look at 600 posts a day because that’s all there are

Mushu post

shit fuck i need to use this app more i forgot about it

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