To the very small amount of the population this applies to, the whole tracking thing in links is not as big of a deal as you think it is. I promise you there are an entire grocery list of things you can worry about more than a random string of numbers on a funny cat video Pic for reference

YouTube has been nonstop recommending Rocket Monkeys vids for the past week, despite me never watching a vid solely related to that or clicking on the ones they show me. No YouTube, I don’t in fact want to watch the scat fetish cartoon, thank you very much

Is it possible to have an inferiority complex with the entire rest of the world? Like, you hear main character syndrome, but I feel like I have a huge case of side character syndrome. Feel like going in more depth so consider this a vent thread or whatever. 1/3

Bruh furry memes gotta be the unfunniest shit ever. It’s all gooner jokes and “lol femboys” type shit. I swear the fandom needs a serious comedic overhaul, looking at you r/furry_irl

Staying up till like 2AM blasting my crackhead spotify playlist while thinking about life stuff and only getting up to pee is surprisingly therapeutic, who knew?

I gotta do some vocal training, get my voice a bit deeper and maybe tap into my northeastern accent a bit more, add a Boston-y twang yknow? Heard myself on recording recently and it really shocked me. Nothing bad, just not what I wanna sound like

Been thinking about making another insta solely for venting and life journal stuff. Though I’ve avoided the multiple accounts thing as long as I can, just for simplicity. Also the character limit on here makes my thoughts too condensed lol Btw my main insta is granpappyzay, shameless plug ik

Been in a real “fine” mood lately. Not miserable, not jumping for joy, just this really neutral middleground of “fine” always. Kind of like a comfortably plain emotional limbo Guess it’s better than a panic attack or whatever, but still strange

Now I don’t usually cry in the face of a challenge, but recent developments have caused an uncontrollable, unstoppable flow of tears out of nowhere. Felt kind of freeing. Still miserable, but freeing

Am I the only one who thinks bewares have become a bit oversaturated? Like not to discredit anyone’s claims or anything, but it’s like there’s one every week atp. Makes the serious ones fall under the radar or be lumped in with the rest

Twas on this day I was birthed, 20 years ago today, yay for me

Posting all of these and seeing no reaction is kind of theraputic in a twisted sort of way. Like yeah it sucks my page is dead, but it’s also nice to express my thoughts in an online space without some turd potentially ragebaiting me in the comments lol

Nothing pisses me off more than someone leaving me on read when the last message was a question. Especially when they’ve been online in that time and still haven’t answered

Contributing to my vocabulary brainrot, I’ve been saying “this user” a lot for completely random facts about people I know. Best part is, it’s rubbing off on them. A very specific reference but I’m sure there’s a good chunk who get it

Say what you want about Seth MacFarlane, but this is still the funniest series his name is attached to, to me at least

My philosophy for being nice is that being mean takes way too much effort. Like most times you’ve gotta go out of your way to come up with an insult or screw with people on purpose. Not that it’s the only reason to be nice, but I’m just too lazy to be mean lol

All the memes about unemployment really hit different when you spent an entire semester looking for a job and now have to leave all your friends behind because you’re poor. Still funny tho

I consider myself to have a strong stomach, but there are five things in this world that can make me feel physically ill. I’m sure given my last post you can figure out what one of those things is. Just know one of the other things is the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, no joke

The fact that I am STILL purging diaper stuff from my feed surprises me. Say what you want about the bird app but atleast tuning my timeline is easier. STOP SHOWING ME DIAPERS DAMMIT!

Was thinking about posting some nut videos on here but idk, the meme about bluesky engagement rings true and I don’t wanna just do it all willy nilly with nobody seeing it

My biggest pet peeve in groupchats is when there’s an ongoing convo between multiple people and someone random just butts in with something completely random and derails the convo. Really only in smaller groupchats, big ones it’s almost unavoidable

I love going down random rabbit holes of channels, feels like some kind of detective shit. Only I’m not gonna make an annoying video essay out of it, just laughing my ass off all night

I say this everytime something alluding to it comes up, but I genuinely think we’re screwed if WW3 happens. Even more so if it’s grown up Gen Alpha kids. We might as well pack it up at that point

I consider myself a neutral stance on this whole AI epidemic, given that both sides have done some crazy shit. But one thing I will always detest is AI “artists” having a pay-site or trying to charge money for that shit. Fuck them in particular

Idk about France specifically, but mark my words, I’m booking it out of this country as soon as I can. A literal circus at this point, with tragically fatal acts

I know this is a very specific corner of the internet’s niche, but whenever I do see it, it just kind of stresses me out wih how much is going on in it. As the zoomers would say, it kind of overstimulates me lol. Example here

The South Park Fortnite collab is so cooked bro. They did the thing I hate where they just stick short characters or characters with unusually bodies into shitty mechs, except this time it’s the whole cast, smh

Random tangent, but I really think we should just stop having adults and minors in the same spaces online. There’s been too many incidents, especially higher in like the past decade, where inappropriate talk has occured. And we should just pull the plug entirely imo

Just got off the phone with one of my online foreign friends and they said I sounded like Bill Cosby. Idk whether to laugh or cry about that, probably laugh

Looking into moving to France. Yes yes, make your jokes lol. But I would feel significantly happier and safer there, given the recent US developments (go figure)

I love watching some people I know say how lonely they are when I remember that they’re the same person who has me on read after a week lmao

I’ve maybe said this before, but I’ll say it again because I have yet to be proven wrong. Most furry youtubers don’t interest me because they are either one of the three or all of the above: -Generic -Gooner bait -Controversial Not directed at anyone specifically, just in general

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Anyone else’s doomscrolling vibes get ruined when there’s a random really depressing post in the mix of your usual memes and shit? Total buzzkill

The furry fandom might be the only place where you can look around at your friend group and say “I’ve seen half of these people naked” and it not be weird lol

So does Youtube still do that AI age guessing thing? I only ask because I’ve been on a binge of childhood theme songs and I don’t want it to snipe me lol

I think porn has an overall problem of everything trying to be monetised. I know it’s how a lot of people make a living, but it gets a bit annoying seeing 90% of vids on sites that are “previews” or say “link to OF below” it makes gooning feel like one big advert lmao

Merry Christmas fools! Even though I don’t celebrate, I hope all of yours are as holly and jolly as they can be

Been mooing when I nut recently, that might be a sign…

Maybe it’s an early sign of seasonal depression or what, but my goon levels have been hella low for like a week, maybe that’s why I haven’t been on here for a bit. Also it’s Hanukkah (yay)

Wicked 2 was pretty good, songs weren’t as catchy but that’s alright. Mostly just means it took like five listens to get it stuck in my head rather than two lol. Ngl when she said “I’m off to see the wizard” I started CACKLING, unintentionally hilarious

Been getting better at edging recently, going for three whole days and there’s a tight, feral urge down there that I don’t usually feel. Plus once I do decide to bust, I can see how much was saved up

Everytime the Patrick Warburton horse spoke in Zootopia 2, I leaned over to my friend and went “Hey Peter” in his ear. He was very annoyed, and that makes me smile. #Zootopia2 #Disney

Day 82 of wishing for a chub bully bear pup to bully cum out of me and cuddle me to sleep every night

Not what I was expecting for this year, especially not the sentence “age is just a number” lmao #Spotify #Wrapped

I think my roommate next door did NNN because I was just jolted by the unmistakable sound of violent cumming and moaning, along with a thud… Could’ve just been the pipes though 🤷‍♂️

I don’t know much about the Eddsworld fandom, but the fact that the SECOND image that comes up when you google Tord is this, I think that tells me all I need to know lmao

Anyone else have this weird fascination with the overly descriptive R34 comments under images? Sometimes they’re better than the image lowkey

You’re tellin me there are guys out there who went the entire month of November not milking succulent goon cream out their veiny fucksticks?? Guess anything IS possible around here…

Zootopia 2 was a blast, I personally like it more than the first one. Without spoilers, the twist was done a bit better and Nick and Judy’s dynamic thankfully didn’t go where I thought it would. Minus points though because they cut the panda guy