Who woke up one day and thought, ‘You know what Liverpool Street toilets need? A full-on zoo soundtrack. Especially screaming monkeys!’ Whoever you are, I want to hang out. You seem like a blast.

When they get together for an evening drink of glühwine in Germany they sure do it in style #Koblenz

I should be getting up for a run right now but instead I'm laying in bed counting the leaves on this tree. It's getting tricky because every time one falls I have to start again. Procrastinating? Me? How dare you...

Okay. I finally thought of something to post - my latest favourite saying - "Comparison is the thief of joy". Probably said by someone absolutely plagued by jealousy, but I like it none-the-less... today, go be yourself peeps.

Damn it. I can't think of anything insightful to say for my first BlueSky post. Erm... hi?!