I’m predicting that 90% of the schedule releases for the NFL are gonna be ai slop

Fight to the death but it’s the refs that get killed

Wemby feels like he’s reliving LeBron’s career but ahead of his pace. This Spurs feels like LeBron’s first finals run Cavs team but with a more talented back court. Don’t think it will be enough to win it all but a fun team nontheless

Love the optimism around the T-Wolves but I can’t unsee how the two games they beat the Spurs were an ejection and a bad offensive night from Wemby. Wolves are playing with guts and a never say die attitude. But if I’m a Spurs fan I’m worried about how the team plays without Wemby.

Once I saw the cameras following Knicks fans pre game I knew the Sixers were cooked

It’s another home game for the Knicks today. You’d think the NBA wouldn’t schedule four straight home games for them but the Sixers fans never got the memo

Pacers know what to do to make up for getting shafted this year

Pacers and Nets getting shafted is clockwork. Someway somehow Wizards weasel their way into another top pick

If Joel Embiid never makes it past the second round in his career he better not make the NBA 100 team

NCAA basketball tournaments being 76 teams now is very funny. What’s stopping them from doing 100 teams? A season long tournament where if you lose the first game of the season your year is done?

Computa replace Jalen Brunson’s knees with his ankles

Computa make me not sad from the inevitable breakup of the Jays

Computa make the Lakers get swept by da Thunder and make all the Lakers fans sad

I have a feeling that the Celtics are going to go through some really dramatic changes this offseason and I think it will be controversial

Still thinking about how Celtics ran a lineup that contained three starters who didn’t score one point

Welp. It was a fun year. Shout out to the Celtics fans that helped make the season fun through the ups and downs. I now hibernate until September 😴

JB laying on the floor sent my blood pressure through the roof. Thankfully he seems OK

Before and after this run. Please complete the comeback C’s

Celtics have a pulse ladies and gentlemen

It’s good to be let down sometimes. At least I don’t have to stress over a dumb game for the next month and a half

If you’re not in rhythm don’t pull the trigger. Jump shots in basketball is so heavy on the rhythm of the motion of the shot.

Derrick White loves to pump fake open shots and bricking them

Did I miss the memo that Embiid is just not allowed to be touched? Any slight contact and it’s a foul

Celtics halftime thoughts: Fouls are a problem again (not their fault this game). Shots are falling as the game goes on. Defense has been great all things considered. Let’s keep finding the open man and we win this

D White legacy game PLEASE

Queta gets thrown to the floor but he’s the one that commit the foul. Right….

Had to start the game without my phone because after the poor shooting start they’ve settled down. Still more work to do for the Celtics

Pains me to say but he needs to sit. Can’t risk another serious injury

Please Celtics avoid this fate tonight 🙏

Live like there’s no tomorrow it’s game day

Doing a 16 hour course to become a security guard over this weekend. All on zoom. For my online buddies who work all day in zoom meetings I don’t know how you guys do this all the time

RJ Barrett’s game winning shot was the Haliburton shot on steroids. Looked like something straight out of a movie

If there’s one thing I can spin positively about the Celtics is that no matter the year, the floor is always the playoffs

One more thought: Celtics played their bench for basically the whole fourth quarter. Not only did they put up a better fight than the starters. The Sixers can’t go to their reserves because of how well they’ve played

Yeah I’m gonna just watch this game in silence because any post from here on out because I got nothing nice to say about this team

I saw a brain teaser that refers to how the Celtics offense can improve in the second half: B_ll M_v_m_nt If anyone can help me it would help a lot

Celtics three point shooting has gone too far if they became this bad at free throws

That Tatum airballs flew through the air and shattered my soul

I don’t like slandering any Celtics but we may need to have a conversation about Derrick White if he can’t even hit floaters. Thankfully he’s still amazing on defense or I wouldn’t be nearly as charitable right now.

Hawks getting pantsed, then got a wedgie in front of their fans. Some people’s fandoms may die tonight

I’ve never seen a run like the Knicks are doing to the Hawks. I’ve learned that a quarter can cross into another quarter

I’m on the edge of my seat for the next 2 hours

And the Lord said: Let the Celtics win in 6

I’m glad BlueSky went down for me after the Celtics lost because my hamster brain forgot about last night until I opened this app again

Welp…. Guess we’re going to 6

Vuc might as well be a city turnstile how Embiid is just walking through him

Sixers had their chance in the first quarter to scare the Celtics. But this team doesn’t have the fight to go on

Celtics haven’t played the best half but they are definitely playing better than the Sixers. Just need a couple more bounces go our way and this series is packed up.

Can the Celtics get any more unlucky bounces with the rim?

Embiid’s moves like one of those plastic trucks that 5 year olds can drive