~🌼 Having accidents in Mommies lap was the most humiliating thing you had to endure.. Tummy grumbling, face tensing up.. pamper filling & sagging on her knee.. "Uh oh.. had to go again, hun?" All you could do is nod, drool dribbling down your chin as your mind blanked.. ~

~🌼 Getting your tot used to sleeping in a crib.. tucking them & their stuffy in, giving warm forehead kisses as "goodnight".. Mornings were just as adorable.. Those puppy dog eyes with your hands wrapped around the bars, pleading for uppies and a change.. So stinkin' cute~! ~

~🌼 Happy international womens day! I expect all of you to be padded for the occasion~ If you aren't, please feel free to visit the nursery! You'd fit right in, staring at pretty pink spirals with all the other little ones, your thick crinkly padding swelling with warmth~ ♡ ~

~🌼 Heavily addictive candy that loosens your grip on potty training and adulthood.. Weaponized treats to give littles as a reward~ By the time Mommy comes back you've already eaten half the bag, chocolate smeared around your lips & hefty mushy padding sagging to your knees~ ~

~🌼 A pacifier that gradually transforms from basic to decorated in all your favorite interests.. It was just a habit, you said.. but it'd gone from helping you sleep to subduing you while sat watching cartoons.. How couldn't you suckle, it knew your favorite pony too~! ♡ ~

~🌼 Just know if you have a VR headset, littles are easily tricked.. All it takes is telling them to try a "new game"~ In just a few minutes they stumble into your lap, fingers slipping in their mouth~ Mommy thinks you're adorable like this.. maybe a few more days? Or months~ ~

~🌼 Taking responsibilities away from your little one until they're fully reliant on you.. Of course, they'll tease you about how useless and pathetic you are.. but you have no choice, you've long forgotten what it means to be big.. You're Mommies perma-pamper packer~ 🩷 ~

~🌼 Moving the goalposts on your achievements was Mommies favorite~ Praising you for going on walks changed to cheering you on for taking a few uncoordinated steps~ Of course, you'd never be let out of booties, neither the constant bombardment of pink spirals you'd endure~ ~

Gonna start posting my mommy dom yaps on here :3