we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

THIS HAS ALWAYS DRIVEN ME INSANE. Qanon started because people intentionally misread John Podestas hacked emails, spread by WikiLeaks. *THERE WAS REAL SHIT IN THERE!!!!* *HILLARY CLINTON WAS TAKING $200K SPEAKING GIGS ON WALL STREET WHILE RUNNING FOR POTUS IN 2016!!!!* but NoOoOo Cheese Pizza oOoOoO

Yeah turns out when you're that wealthy and well-connected you don't see a need to speak in code about your monstrous crimes because you assume you can get away with them.

Exclusive: Based on documents viewed by this newsletter, OpenAI spent over $12.4 billion on inference from 2024 to September 2025. As part of its Microsoft revenue share, it sent $493.8m in 2024/$865.8m Jan-Sep 2025, implying lower revenues than previously reported. www.wheresyoured.at/oai_docs/

Huge scoop from Ed, who had several years of financial reports leaked to him. OpenAI has been over-reporting their revenue. The company is even less profitable than we knew.

I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

GIMME

my “not involved in child sex trafficking” press conference raised a lot of questions already answered by my press conference

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

This was one of the final incidents that made me give up journalism. I pulled on every contact I had to argue that even if one supported the gender conservative position, journalists laundering their involvement in this way fundamentally undermines the entire institution of journalism.

again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH, IT SUCKS. Do you know how much work finding slop ON TOP OF book weeding is???? THANKS FOR MAKING THE WORK OF PROVIDING LIBRARY SERVICES TO PEOPLE HARDER, SILICON VALLEY. REALLY MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, HUH??

Amem

My toddler wanted butter on toast and all we had was the Country Crock they picked out yesterday, but I told them it was okay because it was within the margarine of error

Lmao being the transpo secretary and saying this is wild shit I love it

When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home

soemtimes you jsut gotta yell some shit

How I'll answer the door when ICE asks about my skeets.

Spent 3 am to 6 pm yesterday programming my crawler and indexer for Argand, my search engine project, and my eyes are so itchy and sore cuz I didn't blink a lot or drink enough water lmao. Anyway, the kernel panicked at 114 items parsed in my new test run, and its indecipherable, so imma eat soup.

BRUNCHLORDS!

Bonus when the link preview features a hideous AI slop imitation of a stock photo

As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’

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This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months" China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.

6-7: The number of times Kim Davis has been married vs the number of times she’s tried to end gay marriage.

@furaffinity.net oi update your bsky saying you're down lmao. Gimme them updates, Momma Sciggles!!!!

Alt text: your mom in a field.

And so it begins.... The only reason to do this is to sell at peak bubble, before said bubble pops. Because why else would you sell the most valuable stock in years? At ANY point? Why sell ALL of it? You're not gonna keep a lil, just as a treat for yourself? No? You're dumping everything now???????

obviously you only sell almost $6 billion in stock when you're certain a company is going to get even more valuable

we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”

"They're calling it the most divorced post of all time."

No it hasn't.

Two things I'm noticing watching YouTube without adblock: 1. Ads have 5 seconds, so everything is crazy fast lmao. I feel like a boomer haha 2. I guess they're advertising Zyn now? Half the screen is a surgeons general warning. It is unethical, and for this alone I'm back to adblock lmao

GIMME

When I broke my finger, I called my insurance before going to the ER to make sure they'd cover me. You can say I was young and inexperienced. But I've known so many people with crushing medical debt, because they just went to the hospital and insurance didn't cover it.

Yussssssss go China!!!!

It's been 2 months since Charlie Kirk's neck did that thing, and I can't say I blame his wife for moving on to JD Vance. Dude just sucked lmao I'm sure it was actually quite awful, at the time. But there are turkeys that will take longer to thaw for Thanksgiving than Ms. Kirk mourned her husband.

I'll never forget former LA mayor Eric Garcetti saying, "In a good economy, homelessness goes up." A perfect illustration of what happens when "the economy" is measured by everything except people's ability to meet their most essential material needs.

I also think we need to have a real reckoning with “employment” as a metric when so many people I know have gig-type jobs and single jobs aren’t affording people these basic things they need to live

fool me once; you're not fucking special

[Don't you forget about me starts playing]

clots and prayers

Reopening the government (in part) to fix air travel before the holidays only for the Orange god king to fuck it up anyways