Andy ogles quickly becoming the next 1 term republican senator everyone chooses to forget as soon as they can. Past winners include, uh…. I forgot his name. The wheelchair guy. The guy Kevin McCarthy made cry. And uh…. That one dude from the south. I forget which state. Was only in there a lil bit.

I got Chinese food on DoorDash, and I use Kyojuro Rengoku as my name. The driver shouted “KYO?!!” at 1 am with the fiery delivery of a court verdict. It was very Rengoku of him, I loved this moment, and my nickname going forward is Kyo.

What the fuck is this video, its amazing

T H E S M I L I N G M A N H A S D E C L A R E D H I S S E A S O N

I’m trying to bully my friend into building a furry theme park in Boston full of extreme rides. I quoted Maya Angelou at him. I think we’re getting a roller coaster.

Can cnn just not talk. Can we not get running commentary from people who only know Madison Square Garden as “that place Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are allegedly getting married”

Fork found in kitchen, etc etc. At this point, we have the sample data. Pedocon *fact*, no longer a theory.

Simply the best

@katelynburns.com thank you for the repost! Already got two people in my DMs for graphic design work, and so far none of the replies aren’t weird AI losers asking for $400 to generate foley effects for me!!!! HOORAY TRANS PEOPLE!!!!

I’ll put this out there as someone who needs help and I’m willing to pay (specifically graphic design and coding): it is REALLY hard to find good people. If you put out open calls or job postings, most of them will be idiots using AI saying they can do the work for pretty exorbitant rates.

I legit feel like 2 is gonna be the biggest, most common outcome. Conservatives are the biggest sore losers, this is 100% gonna be their tactic going forward.

Absolutely pathetic. I love you, cheap arch.

Dude I’m so excited. If Playboy has high quality journalism AND The Playboy Interview, my gay ass can ignore the women and enjoy the articles. I do love the subscription price is $69/yr lmao nice

The most “why don’t my kids call me” reply I’ve ever received, from the most “I’m not the problem, YOU are” reply guy I’ve interacted with in a while.

This is so stupid. Made me laugh harder than anything else at 2:59 am

I’m so fucking happy I was never a TYT guy. Even in junior high school, they just seemed off. Just wrong in that lib brain kinda way

They’re not funny or interesting. Their bullying is passé. Everything about them screams “PAY ATTENTION TO ME” rather than anything worth discussing. What boring people conservatives are. AND ONCE AGAIN, they have all this power **AND WHAT HAVE THEY ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED?!!** N O T H I N G

The MINUTE Go for it Nakamura-Kun dropped its season finale, this happens.

After 20h of running on my gpu, @argand.org just produced its first SPLADE backfill aiming for search engine traffic on 2g connection speeds and older hardware with no GPU. 200/200 WARC files processed without a single word or character lost across a multilingual sampling. I’m going to bed whoooooo!

Joy.

Fuck. Maybe it is the greatest city.

I’m so fucking happy rn

As a general rule, I don’t like to mock anyone at any stage of their fitness journey. We all gotta start somewhere. I do tend to make an exception for boys like Hegseth, because their whole thing is effectively roid rage and toxic masculinity, and yet HERE HE IS STRUGGLING AT 90 LBS W/TERRIBLE FORM

This is adorable, this is the greatest kitty

I’ve never met a smart conservative.

Yo, anyone know a good foley artist? Ideally in Boston, but anywhere is good if they do great work. HMU, ideally anything with fire and rain effects, would very much appreciate some custom foley work for a project. Serious inquiries only, thank you in advance!

WELP, it’s been 4 years, but I tested positive for covid. I got a booster in Feb, I’m woozy and tired but overall okay. Gonna be taking it easy, and ordering a pizza tonight lol.

Just in case no one said it here before: the AI companies figured out “Ignore all previous instructions” on social media for their bots, in the same way the FBI knows what you’re actually saying when you end something edgy with “in Minecraft”. You’re literally just fooling yourself at this point.

I call it “Dumb Tech”. It’s the return to non-IoT devices with the legitimate advances in refrigeration, heating, induction, water usage, etc. There’s a really cool water heater/air pump combo that pulls heat from the surrounding environment AND dehumidifies at the same time, perfect for basements!

From @edzitron.com’s Bloomberg podcast segment: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKD...

GIMME

Based Scott Pelley. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/b...

It is homophobic that the first day of Pride is 51f out. @weatherishappening.com do you agree

OKAY TELL ME TENDO IN KILL BLUE DOESN’T HAVE EYES DIRECTLY INSPIRED BY MY BOY RENGOKU, *ESPECIALLY* AFTER THE “THUNDERCLAP AND FLASH” REFERENCE AT THE END OF THE 6TH EPISODE @starbun.bsky.social

Thank you for you service

So it IS real. What the fuuuuuuuck. If the “right before Pride” timing is intentional, even more reason to hate the Times. If it’s genuinely unintentional, that’s the most Times shit I could imagine. “We’re just putting this out now, not thinking about the timing or what’s going on” yup that’s them

Agreed.

[deep breath] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Roman literature” being the only example of good conservative art is, imo, proof there’s no good conservative artists. We gotta go back to “Roman literature”, nothing specific either lol, so it could be either hundreds or 1,000+ years ago, HRE or RE, BCE or ADE. Irregardless, not the 21st century.

Conservatives my whole life: gender studies is a waste of a degree! Also conservatives in the past decade: what is a woman?

KITTY, NO!

Just a heads up, I am seeing "Backrooms 2026 1080p HD X264 1080p**.scr**" floating around becuase of tonights release, its the only torrent of the film afaik, on TorrentDownload. Its a .scr file, not a video file. If you download this on Windows, it is a virus. I have sent a hash to VirusTotal.

I had a public access show for several years making fun of neo nazis & white suprematists. A central part of the show was the myriad examples of these idiots becoming cops, politicians, joining the military for training & then training their buddies when they get out etc All ignored. Still ignored!

Argand.org trying to do this, basically.

Today’s “easy blocklist additions” comes from the Patagonia lawsuit. Patagonia is bending over backwards on this one! But this is about trademark law being finicky. If you’re reading past the headline and still walk away with “Patagonia hates gay people” girl idk what to tell you.

“This is the most BlueSky to BlueSky” etc etc

Thank God Lee Atwater died, cuz there’s been no one like him since. This is **the RNC chair** hitting the same two or three “leftists are weird” + Trans panic talking points, because there’s no one in the GOP creative enough to come up with “forced bussing” today. Tala-Freako? What are you, 9?

Conservatism is not about limited government or any of the other lies they tell themselves and others. Conservatism is about defense of hegemony, the status quo, “just the way things are”. Anything “new” like [checks notes] veganism (?) is a threat to, well, the marketing-built world they live in.

I got a refund on Masterclass because of you lol. Your “class” was basically just a documentary on you, and I told the customer service that I felt ripped off because there was nothing educational in the course, and I got a full refund 20 minutes later.