i went on my roof to remove six inches of ice and snow so that i could then patch a leak because no roofer wanted to and it's one of the most precarious things i've ever done

abolishing ICE is the centrist compromise position the principled position is to make it so that their most appealing option is ratlines to russia or whoever else will take them

funny how the same people who want to ban trans women from women's bathrooms because they want "safe spaces for women" are defending a website which lets people make non-consensual porn of said women

i love that these are here every year

the CEO of microsoft won't see you calling him a slopper but-- nevermind, carry on

this is how he greets me when i come home

english ivy is built different

the first computer programmers were women. reclaim that shit

linkedin but for the polycule

gold star computer programmer (has never consulted an LLM)

so shayy for supreme court justice if thomas dies in the next three years right?

love that the pluribus hive mind is vegetarian. finally some representation

i'm gonna pick four idgaf

friend hitched a ride into the house with the coffee tree

asking a computer program what its favorite keyboard is is like asking elon musk was his favorite childhood memory is

hung this up by my desk at the office so i have a sign to tap

the very first thing you do during the NYC marathon is run over the verrazano bridge to get out of staten island

you're telling me last-minute endorsements for cuomo from the worst people in the world didn't push him over the top?

not a particularly good marathon time, but enough to get the trinket, of which i now have two

rate my marathon fit

god damnit

funny how it's the worst people in the world who have swiftly embraced generative AI says a lot about them, and the technology. none of it new or surprising, but a lot nevertheless

if you're running at ass o'clock and see another runner, it is a moral imperative to give them a thumbs up

final training run. 12 days until the marathon

found this area in my terraria world, does anyone know if it's good or not

first of all fuck ken griffin but also any LLM which is marketed as being able to beat the market is obviously a scam. if it were actually capable of doing that, its owners would keep it to themselves as a money fountain instead of putting in the effort to sell it to others

for the fans

23 days until the marathon

lifetime distance personal best. shaved 10 minutes off my half marathon time. 29 days until the marathon

when you want to call a cat who speaks russian

i wrote a letter to my senior senator, who happens to be minority leader. you should contact yours, too

my grandmother gave me a two-pound brick of american cheese and i don't know why she had it or what i or anyone else is supposed to do with it

work 5k, pretty happy with this especially considering the daytime running tax

46 days until the marathon

disassembling my old bed and assembling a new one today. nibble immediately scaled the mattress as soon as it was vertical

and just like that, because the suspect is demographically uncooperative, charlie kirk's martyrdom is cut short after two days. the death cult will no longer care about his wife and children, because a death cult does not care about anyone who is no longer useful to them