Ecco The Dolphin is coming back.

Imagine being the kind of idiot who think that THESE are the faces of evil.

I urge Satya Nadella to evolve Microsoft's image into the 21st century. They need something new. Something edgy. Something punk. Something that says, "We're hip, we're now, and how!" I present to you all, their new identity... One you should spread far and wide... MICROSLOP

Internet incels, after seeing the new #Supergirl trailer.

Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed... ...to November 19th, 2026. Oof.

- casts SA pest Jared Leto as the lead - cameos Mr. Beast for exposure - shills out Elon Musk's Tesla robots What next? Are they gonna use generative AI to promote #TronAres in an embarrassing display of zero self awareness? Surely they can't be THAT stupid... ...oh for f---

Live footage of going outside in Ireland and the UK today. #StormAmy

Happy Hollow Knight: Silksong Release Day! (still feels wild to be saying that.)

Simple solution to the Cracker Barrel debacle to make everyone happy

Hollow Knight: Silksong finally has a release date... September 4th! TWO WEEKS FROM NOW!

Bluesky being absolutely roasted by the media for being the vacuous, miserable little shit hole that it is. Devoid of opinions, devoid of humour, devoid of thought.

I'm as human as anyone. I love. I get scared. I wake every morning, and despite not knowing what to do l put one foot in front of the other, and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time... but that is being human, and that's my greatest strength. #Superman

I was just banned from the Claire Obscur: Expedition 33 Steam community for pointing out (with evidence) that someone there was actively sending Unalive Threats to community members,, myself included. @sandfallgames.bsky.social @expedition33.bsky.social This is not okay.

BREAKING: The Stop Killing Games EU initiative has just broken past the 1 million signature mark required for it to go before the EU Commission! #StopKillingGames

This one is for all the insecure haters of #Ironheart.

They're making a new Spaceballs movie. That's it. That's the post.

I saw these photos on my feed today, and assumed they were from LA riots. They were not. They're from Ballymena, Ireland. It's not most, but there's a rot infesting Ireland, instigated by people like Trump, Musk, Putin and Conor McGregor. If it isn't stopped now, it'll be too late for Ireland.

Armed L.A. police officers are actively targeting and shooting at journalists during the riots. In this case an Australian woman for 9 News Australia. This is illegal worldwide, and a direct violation of international humanitarian law. This is fascism.

Capcom's endless obsession with manic pixie dream girls is something that genuinely needs to be studied. These are all the same character! #ResidentEvil #RE9 #ResidentEvil9

Well THAT just happened! That was an amazing conclusion to this season of Doctor Who. The criticisms can wait. Whatever thoughts I have about it's future... Ncuti Gatwa is a beautiful Doctor, and owns the role. I'm grateful he's the Doctor. What did you all think of it?

Expedition 33 sold 3.3 million in only 33 days I'm not even joking. The game released on the 24th of April, 33 days ago. The only thing that would have made this funnier is if Clair Obscur had released on March 3rd...

I say this with no hyperbole, Peter David was maybe the greatest writer comics books have ever known. Peter David's writing had a soul and sincerity to it that could only come from someone with a rich understanding of human emotions. He said enough. Rest in peace, Peter. (1956 - 2025)

Peter David's wife is reporting that he passed away last night. A versatile writer of comics and prose who adapted well to many characters, he had been having severe health issues for a while. I am glad that he was around, and wish the best to those who knew him.

Nobody wants to admit that Final Fantasy is in trouble. It's become a boomer franchise. It's on the verge of becoming the next Ultima; a once iconic series that no longer has modern relevance. And this is how you fix it... 1 / 2

Every #FFXIV fan today.

Jorge "Pope Francis" Bergoglio: "Is it licit to throw away a life to resolve a problem?” - on abortion, May 2015 "Every sexual act outside of marriage is a sin.” -on homosexuality (still a catholic sin), 2023 "There is already an air of faggotness” - performative niceness, 2024 Good riddance.

First official footage of Galactus in Fantastic Four: First Steps... Footage? Steps? Get it? I'll be here all night.

OpenAI is using Studio Ghibli-style memes as an ad hoc promotional campaign for its new image generator—despite Ghibli founder Hayao Miyazaki's famous hatred of AI. Sam Altman made his X avatar a 'Ghiblified' portrait. Disgracing Miyazaki is part of the point: It's more proof to them tech has won.

FACT CHECK: FALSE ❌ FABRICATED DOCUMENT This cease and desist from Studio Ghibli regarding the recent use of their art for generative AI is fake. The email & # don't exist. Important reminder if you're a fan of Ghibli; Hayao Miyazaki himself considers this stuff to be an "insult to life itself."

"Assassin's Creed has always been historically accurate and that's why AC Shadows sucks." Meanwhile, in #AssassinsCreed:

Welcome to World War 3. Enjoy your stay.

The USA is building LITERAL concentration camps. This should absolutely terrify you.

Captain America: Brave New World is a movie that the more I see it... the more I dislike it. BNW is a movie where a victim of government torture is pressured to visit the White House. BNW is a movie where a black Captain America tells another black man to let the system (police) take him in. #MCU

The only way this is going to end well for the US is with someone putting a bullet through his skull. Don't miss this time.

Posting for no particular reason.

Re: Neil Gaiman I urge you all to take a lesson from his abhorrent behaviour, which is this; STOP parasocially connecting to celebs. Their public personas are fabrications for the sole purpose of making money. All of them. You should always be wary of those who espouse their virtues publicly.

Okay FIIIINE I'll post here. But you can all blame @richardgarriott.bsky.social for this. It's his fault!

Good luck with BlueSky folks... Blockchain Capital... Hahahaha!

To folks who just started following me here cause they just left Twitter; I don't actively use this platform. It's userbase is tiny & completely worthless for any sort of growth. It's just Hive 2.0. The place people latched onto when they got tired of Twitter. You can find me active on Threads:

Low sales, outright failures, and a $140 million loss on multiple cancelled projects. Square Enix' has been off to a rough start Is all hope lost for the RPG powerhouse? Or do they have a Phoenix Down on hand to revive themselves and turn things around? WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EaC...

I found my original PSP box! Birth By Sleep is still the best Kingdom Hearts game ever made, and it isn't even close.

Square Enix just realised they LIKE making money. Their first step? Finally releasing Kingdom Hearts on Steam after years of locking it away on the Epic Game Store! We discussed why this is a big win for PC; Steam Deck support and modding capabilities amongst them. FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/4RSQEdq3IUQ

Supergiant Games stealth dropped Hades II on us completely out of nowhere... so of course we bought it immediately and played it! Nimicry and I discussed our thoughts on the game (spoiler: it's amazing), whilst also trying to convince Thumb to get into the series! FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/xWhcnz7l9kE

Support #FFXIV with Mountain Dew! Get a cool mount and diabetes!

>Square Enix opens chest >Square Enix obtains "Common Sense" Who would have possibly thought that that arbitrarily limiting access to your games... REDUCES PROFITS?!

Sony were once bastions of video game creativity. Willing to expand behind the youthful simplicity of Nintendo & edgy tryhardness of Sega, they focused on immersive worlds & developed storytelling. That Sony is dead. Games like Sly Cooper would never happen in 2024 Sony. They just said as much.

Grifters and idiots: Doctor Who has gone woke and gay. Doctor Who in the 80's: (I never realised until years later than Lon was Martin Clunes... a familiar face to anyone who watches British TV.)

> Hogwarts Legacy was the best selling game of 2023 > Suicide Squad has barely 500 players, flopped badly Warner Bros: "We think we need to focus on live service games more, and less on single player experiences." You can't make this shit up.

There are only 2 companies in the gaming industry right now that ACTUALLY understand what gamers want. Nintendo & Valve - convenience and portability - easy access to diverse content - non exploitive game design - dontfire1000sofpeopletopropupbottomlinesoceoscanearnafewmilmore