UPL or Go to Hell

Mack Hollins seems like the kind of guy who would tell you 20 things about himself before getting to “I’m a WR in the NFL.”

This is a true story: a band has an illness and is unable to perform on our show tonight. Dermot Mulroney happened to be nearby and was like “I’ll play!” So now Dermot Mulroney and his brother are opening for Smashing Pumpkins tonight. I love this.

Minneapolis rules.

I harp on this every storm and I probably won’t stop, so… They knew the weather would annually get more severe in the areas around the stadium long before there was a single shovel in the ground. You’re stuck with that new stadium but it was malpractice to begin with.

The goat head blows. Has always blown. Will always blow.

What if I’m just never warm again?

“Can I have another form? I’m sorry, I keep writing B.C.” - someone alive in 0 A.D.

“I’m going to Heaven, Lt. Dan” is about the most wholesome thing ever muttered in film.

Maybe it’s just because traditional marketing still works on me, but I’m kind of pumped for the Rock’s Christmas movie.

Guess not…

Not cutting Tyler Bass saved us from the inevitable series of events in which the Bills cut Bass, sign a guy who misses 8 extra points in a row, Butker gets hurt, the Chiefs sign Bass, Bass drills an 86-yard FG to beat the Bills.

This would be a good time for the Sabres to go on some kind of tear.

A Cappella Country feels like a genre my daughter would make up just to irritate me.

If you’re losing followers on social media and treating it the same as losing friends in real life, then you’ve blurred the two. The internet isn’t real and we’d do well to stop pretending it is.

Damn, Sabes. You can’t lose games like that.

If Twitter people are worried about coming here and losing engagement, I was too. But with 1/16th the followers, I already have more post views here.

Gilbert > Samuelsson

I plan to use this platform a lot more. I think we should all spread the word over at the other place so we can all build followings quickly.

I think the Barbenheimer phenomenon is less about these movies and more about how few shared experiences we’re offered now. This is unique only in that it’s happening. We have been conditioned to believe we don’t want to experience things among others. What a lie.

If we’re all migrating over here, I vote we bring back hashtag games too.

I’m hopeful for this platform. I think.