pokemon snap 3

he eats $70,000 in galettes a day

me touring heaven, sheepishly kicking at a cloud: yeah the paradise stuff is good. i just thought you would have. you know.... angel: every final jeopardy you knew that was a triple stumper?? god has the list right here. by the way we saw every one and we all clapped. you're so good at jeopardy :)

when lunch is at 1130 and it's 1040 then lunch is an hour away. but when it hits 1050 then lunch is 30 minutes away. this kind of time dilation is what geniuses like einstein et al (me), study

so this is how liberty dies ............

trebek: this noodle's unique shape makes it especially suited to holding sauce, moreso than any other noodle me: what is every pasta type ever trebek: couldn't have been anything else. $500 to you and control of the board

me: i wish for. the eradication of all mosquitoes monkey's paw, knowing there would be no drawbacks: you can't wish for that one. wish to be really tall or something please

i made another pokemon thing

i need to learn low poly 3d modeling

you may not like it but this is peak logistics

the smart thing was calling it "the simpsons" instead of just "homer simpson". now it's about the rest of them too

sunset heron

thinking about giving myself a zenithal highlight

if the metric system is so great why do they say like 2700 kilometers instead of 2.7 megameters. it's because they actually can't stand it either. stay strong and don't give them a furlong

"the devil's handshake" is when you eat a bunch of trail mix right out of the bag without checking for raisins

me reading about the frog in the boiling pot: what a pity it is, these lesser beasts bereft of ken. nature's cruel jest me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter

my job at the guinea pig hay factory is to eat some of the hay and sort it by sweet or hearty. it's honest work but the doctor says if i can't get my fiber down soon i'm gonna look like the plant dad from goosebumps

peanut butter flavored peanuts... you can't make thisnup 🙈

the doctor said i'm at risk of island gigantism if i don't stop living free from the constraints of predation and/or competition

me when i hear the Oath to Order

jesus

car headlights used to have the soft warm countenance of a yuletide window. and now opposing traffic at night is like looking directly into chernobyl

lowes...... thank you 🥲

this is one of the jaegers from pacific rim you're not supposed to say

in havahd yaaahd straight up pahkin it. and by it haha. well. let's just say. my "caaaaaaah"

castle vania

trying to relate to the struggles of my pal Theseus but we never seem to be in the same boat

we took a photo before and after telling this girl she's beautiful

mario and luigi's canonical voices are click and clack from car talk

clay doll

the doctor is prescribing me Indoor Advantage+

watching the subway guy make my sandwhich

the joy of marge

when kids sing the alphabet now of days, instead of "lmnop" they sing "lmao bae". that's what they do now

"i lived bitch"

i just found out the movie redline is supposed to be pronounced like gasoline

i want you in my roon

they're debating whether homer's echo when he yells real loud in the kitchen is diegetic or if it's from dan castellaneta's recording booth

kids now of days, when you say "monkey's paw", they think you said "monkas paw". they really do