shoutout to the person who just disputed $200 worth of Ko-fi donos from almost 3 months ago ✌️😭 i've never had this happen before, it really sucks.

You know your #DnD campaign is good when everyone is texting about their characters between sessions!

Being a #DungeonMaster is just saying yes to chaos and then frantically googling rules while your players argue about spell components 😭

I find rolling stats is way more fun than point buy because sometimes you get that weird #dnd character build that ends up being perfect!

I always make it clear to my #dnd players that death isn’t the end of their story. If they show interest in playing a character who has died, I go out of my way to help make it happen!

Making a #dnd character with like 12 charisma who thinks they're incredibly charming is one of the funniest things a player can do. Its a CLASSIC bit.

For villains, I started using “superior” abilities that mimic normal class features with a bit of a bump to their power. Stuff like “Superior Portent” might always result in a 1 or a 20 rather than rolling numbers at the start of the day.

Take a second to think about what you want to do while other people are taking their #dnd turns 🥲

#dnd rangers get so much hate but put them in the right campaign and they're literally carrying the whole party!

#dnd balance has a lot more to do with how the players “feel” rather than the flat math of the game. Rather than ban features, I look towards equipping low performing players with magic items and balancing the encounters accordingly.

#DungeonsAndDragons taught me that hanging out with friends and telling stories together is a peak human experience😎

In #dnd session zero saves lives!

I put healing potions everywhere. My #dnd players always seem to find ways to get downed regardless 🥲

My #dnd players once spent time planning a heist and actually executed it precisely as they planned it. I was SHOCKED.

The best #dnd characters are the ones whose backstories mesh with someone else's in the party! It brings the table together!

Death has become easier to mitigate over the last couple of #dnd editions. Some people increase the reagent cost, add a dice roll, ban the spells or add a lingering negative effect to resurrection! I prefer having the players go on an epic quest to get the diamonds!

There’s something really appealing about portable rams, sacks of flour and 10 ft poles. Throwing a bag over an enemy’s head is a popular move at our #dnd table. You’d be surprised by how many spells require the caster to see their target!

Every #dnd table develops its own shorthand and house rules. Inside jokes become mechanics. After a year, you're basically playing a different game with the same dice.

Took me 2 years to realize #dnd combat isn't about winning individual fights. It's about surviving 6-8 encounters with limited resources. Completely changed my encounter design!

The best #dnd moments happen when resources are low. One spell slot left, half health, out of ideas. Scarcity creates stories!

Over the weekend, my #dnd players went in to buy rope and rations. They left with a bag of holding, 50 ball bearings, and a collapsible 10-foot pole to put towards a plan they intend to share "in due time" 😭

The #dnd dwarven barkeep named Kawaii was supposed to give one clue and send the players on their way. Players loved him, so now he's secretly a retired adventurer with a tragic backstory!

Designed a #dnd dungeon with front gate, secret tunnel, and magical teleporter. Party used Dimension Door to enter through the chimney. Fourth option always exists 🤔

It’s okay to reuse #dnd plot lines or concepts. Your villain might be similar to previous baddies but your player’s actions will make every adventure unique!

My #dnd players have asked for the villain's star sign. What can they do with this info? 🤔

My #dnd party's "tactical retreat" ended up being a full charge through the kobold camp they avoided 🤔

That moment of silence after the #dnd wizard asks "how big is the room?" in the middle of combat 😭😭😭

The real flex is when your #dnd character sheet is so worn out it's on the verge of fully biodegrading 😭😭😭

"A-B-B. Always be blasting!" Gotta love #dnd Warlocks and their signature cantrip!

Please share what your #dnd character wants! It really helps the Dungeon Master fill the setting with strong hooks and build quests with fun interesting rewards!

When I make a #dnd new character, I often pick class first and build all of their personality and backstory traits around their abilities. It helps me focus my ideas!

What's your go-to "filler" #dungeonsanddragons encounter when your players inevitably wander off the main quest path? Goblins? A strangely polite owlbear?

The #dnd character sheet says "folk hero" but their actions say "arsonist" 😭😭😭

#dnd Monks and Barbarians aren’t the only ones proficient in unarmored combat 😎

Everyone wants to save their #dnd spell slots until the 8d6 comes out 😭

The best part of #dnd is explaining the previous session to an outsider and sounding completely unhinged.

When my #dnd players get to the end of a dungeon, I try to have the villain present them with multiple options. Sometimes the villain will try to divide them with hard to refuse offers. Other times, he simply seeks mercy. Choice is the heart of the game!

Being a #ttrpg DM is 10% storytelling and 90% reacting to your players doing the one thing you didn't prep for 😭

I had a #dnd barbarian once try to intimidate a ghost. What's the wildest thing you've seen a player try and threaten?

My #dnd players take lots of notes. They can tell you every aspect of the villain's plan and predict all the twists...but they can't remember the villain's name 💀💀💀

#dnd Table talk can be confusing. My players use direct eye contact to show they're ready for in-character NPC talk. Others use flags, raised hands, or buzzers! What's your solution?

If your #dnd players are taking too long, just say “you hear an ominous sound behind you.”

That feeling when you roll a Nat 20 on a completely useless #dnd check... The universe has a strange sense of humor.

My party has adopted so many goblins... Is #dungeonsanddragons secretly a daycare simulator?

I rarely have a #dnd patron outright punish a paladin for failing to uphold their oath. If you are a less devout paladin however, there are extra dangerous quests a patron/god might send you on. That’s where the fun begins! How do you guys handle oathbreakers?

You can tell a lot about a person by the first #dnd class they choose to play!

Do you guys keep things #dnd RAW or do you introduce homebrew from other sources? How do you feel about books like Tasha?

Your #dnd DM loves you, but they will still absolutely kill your favorite character.

Welcome to #dnd, where the answer to every problem is either stealth, violence, or seduction😭😭😭

You haven’t lived until you’ve spent 30 minutes of a #dnd session arguing over a 10-foot pole.