Nicolas Jackson. Absolute pony.

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WE ARE BACK! 🤩

Always rated Man Utd me. Never said a bad word about them, ever. #NUFC

Man Utd. 🌚 #EuropaLeagueFinal

Can’t stand Arsenal, me.

BRUNO GUIMARÃES 👑

WHAT A ROCKET BRUNO G 🚀🚀🚀 #NUFC

Burst out the traps second half and blow these away please 🤗 #NUFC

So.. we’re all Spurs for the Europa League final aren’t we? 🌚

The more I watch Donnarumma the more baffled I am that we rattled 4 past him at St James’ 🤯

What a game of football man. 🤯

That offside is absolute bollocks by the way 🤣🤣🤣

Mixed feelings here cause I usually hate Barcelona but.. they’re extremely entertaining aren’t they? 😅 what a strike

Never a red that. Poor lad slips, what’s he supposed to do? Hardly malicious is it 🤷🏼‍♂️ #BOUMNU

Been some queer decisions this game mind. #NUFC

2 deflected goals, no Howe, Jared so far up Villa’s arse it’s unbearable. Write off game. Onto the next one. #NUFC

Too easy. Murphy miles away from his man. Shite. #NUFC

If that’s not a penalty how’s he not been booked for diving? Little 🐀 #NUFC

Where’s all them freaks putting 6/7 palace players in a combined XI now? 🥴🤣 #NUFC #Palace

SAAAAAANNNNDRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sandro Tonali you fucking WHAT?! #NUFC

He’s redeemed himself there cause what on earth was he doing 2 minutes beforehand 🤣🤯 #NUFC

What the fucking fuck was that 🤣😭 #NUFC

The bars & pubs in town are gonna make an absolute FORTUNE tonight 🤑 #NUFC

Morning lads & lasses. It wasn’t all a dream 🥹 #NUFC

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

Our Brazilian Geordies 😍🇧🇷

I’m crying 🥲 #NUFC

Only just stopped going mental. What a fucking header by big Dan Burn. COME ON! #NUFC 🖤🤍

Brutal watch but we take that all day long. Hopefully a bit of confidence ahead of Sunday! #NUFC

Thank FUCK for that! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

Captain fucking fantastic GET IN! #NUFC

Areola looking like he deals in major shipments of the Colombian marching powder here #NUFC

Not confident whatsoever playing in this kit mind, never seem to win in it 🥴 #NUFC

Fuming about that. What’s the point in putting in all that effort only to play 2 of them onside & concede a simple, easy goal? Complete waste of time and energy. Players going off injured, Gordon banned now. Season going straight down the pan 🥴 #NUFC

Fuck off.

That makes it marginally better but I still can’t see us getting through here. #NUFC

Not sure what the fuck Gordon is doing there. Absolutely stupid and now misses the final, because there’s no way they overturn that. Idiotic. #NUFC

Could see that coming a mile away couldn’t you 🥴 #NUFC

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Offside or not, Wilson is playing in his Timberlands again 😩 #NUFC

Wilson looking like he’s playing in timberlands at the end there.. Through 1v1 and decides not to square it not once, but twice 🤯 #NUFC

Thank FUCK for that. 😮‍💨 #NUFC

Makes some subs Eddie man. Get Sandro on ffs, we’re desperate for some composure! #NUFC

Isak. 🥶 #NUFC

Can already see how this afternoon is going to go. Shocking at the back AGAIN. #NUFC

Ahhh that’s the Matz Sels we all remember! #NUFC

Fuck off man. Shambolic performance. #NUFC