Starting shark week on the Monday the week before spring break sounds tragic. At least I know I can book my massage for any day of spring break tho

I can braid my hair all the way across my head. I’m coming for hang time soon!

I really be making fun ass game nights and I haven’t hosted one in a while 😫

I had the weirdest dream yesterday

Tuna with the oil and garlic, some kimchi and rice? Damn that’s good

I had a conversation with someone and finding healthcare professionals came up. I’m shocked at our grown ages that people don’t know how to find a doctor

I’m sick of my students cheating in my classes. We about to play telephone because that whole “same work, same answers” line been bullshit since the beginning of time

I’m sleepy af today

I come back to work after 2 days out last week. The building sub tells me I have the best schedule in the building and some students telling me I’m pregnant. I wanna know who da pappy?

This is crazy. Maybe it’s time for some new clothes

I bought and brewed some mullein leaf because I’m tired of sneezing and coughing. It’s working but damn

Date tonight with boo. I love when I can send a man an idea that I like and he makes it happen 🥰

So Petey Pablo making appearances still?

I went to the grocery store for “fresh air” today and ran into one of my coworkers. Neither one of us at work. Who watching the kids?

It’s only March and my apartment complex is sending out reminders for the kids to act right

I hate how my sleep pattern gets all crazy when I’m sick

My friend was showing me results from her laser facial. I told her I can’t get one because I date men with crooked teeth and she hasn’t stopped laughing. That was 2 hours ago

I debated all day yesterday about whether or not to go to work today. I’m home resting since I’m sick but I could have gone in

I feel a way about the fact that my friend and I been on the phone and she listening to me sneeze but hasn’t said bless you. Girl, you hate me?

This man was doing quite well but today he asked about my culinary skills because he wants to condition me… I know he’s joking but eeee yuck!

My friends invited me to a jersey themed 2000s party. I don’t own a jersey so I’m about to borrow some man’s jersey 😂

This man sent me money for our date because he was afraid his phone would die. We didn’t spend it all. Am I supposed to send it back or what????

I purposely didn’t caffeinate myself today and I didn’t drink enough yesterday. My body is going through it

So grateful that these high ass winds didn’t take my power out

Finally getting my Friday the 13th flash tattoo!

One of my coworkers came to me talking about he’s the prize too. I just let him talk 😂 all I know is I wouldn’t want him

The wind so disrespectful today. I wore a hat and the wind snatched it off my head

The students coming out of geometry talking about a ratio is one person with 2 ass cheeks and honestly, hell yea 😂

This man wanted to beat a dead horse with me so I grabbed the back of his head and started kissing him. Yea, I’m the problem 🥴

I feel so out of order. Just groggy af

It feels good to know that even athletes hate working out. The way my ass and legs hurt from yesterday is unreal. My ass better look good as fuck!

The roughest part of the warm weather is not having windows I can open for fresh air with ripe ass teenagers in my room

Rich in life because I have friends that give me guest passes to their fancy gyms

Some blonde and hot pink mini twists are calling my name

I be talking hella shit at bowling to be the person with the lowest score on my team. 2/3 games I bowled above my handicap tho and I almost got 100!

The weather is warming up and so is my playlist. It’s giving wayyy less SZA and a whole lot more Lil Mu, Mello Buckzz, and Monaleo

Today was really the perfect day for a late morning doctor’s appointment. Heating issues at work, power went out, meanwhile…

Not the lights going off in the middle of my students watching a video

Tomorrow will be 29 years since Biggie died. I feel like I gotta go to karaoke and do Juicy now

I have 2 jean jackets and only one fits nicely. Now I feel like I need another one

Every spring I think about getting rid of 70-80% of my belongings and moving to a new city or state 😫

Thought I was taking a half day on Tuesday for my doctor’s appointment. It’s actually tomorrow 🤘🏾

They got the girl from on my block as a mama on paradise?

I’m so upset I can’t find my favorite headwrap

Last year I focused on weight loss. Now that I feel I have a good health/ fitness routine and better eating habits, I’m working on my skin and hair!

Planned to do my hair today. Woke up feeling horrible. I don’t want to be responsible today at all 😫

My grandpa is 83 and eats chipotle more than me 😂

My health insurance offers virtual dermatology appointments. I’m about to see someone and get my skin together for summer!

I’m being judged for eating salmon and grits 🥴

What is the point of a Facebook poke? It reminds me of a real life poke which is equally annoying