High key curious what my vision will be like in another 5 years when I hit 40 😂

I see so much better with both contacts and since my prescription is very different in each eye, I have to label my boxes

I been wearing contacts occasionally for years… Only been prescribed one. My most recent eye exam they gave me a second one now I’m mad

The girls are fighting so bad lately at my school. They must want an early break

I really be running all kinds of appointments right by the job. Is this what adulting is like?

I can’t wait to get home, take my pants off, lay with my heating pad, and watch a movie

I’m really trying to curb my sweet tooth so I had bone broth and lentil soup for breakfast this morning. Somebody hand me a cookie because I want one real bad!

Apparently I’m going to fogo de chao with my brother and his girlfriend for his birthday

Period 12/12 for this year. Life is good again

Exactly, because why you flirting so much?

My brother was gonna be my ride from to the airport on my way home and his girlfriend planned him a birthday dinner that’s by Ohare. Girl I’m flying outta midway which is 15 mins from his house 😔

My auntie text me talking about “hey queen” this is why I love her 😍

I told my mama about my PMS symptoms and she over here asking about me giving her a grandbaby. I’m not doing that right now

Some man is coming to see me today… I’m just grateful I won’t have to take out the trash on this cold, rainy day ☺️

One of my students googled me yesterday and found out what university I went to, my address, a list of phone numbers, I’m about to go live under a rock

🤣🤣🤣 1 relationship this summer (lasted 6 weeks) 1 relationship this fall (lasted 2 weeks) Still not taking any man seriously until he shows me that he’s serious!

I know it’s not even 8PM Eastern standard time but I’m cozy in my bed

My mama is doing 12 days of Christmas for her direct reports at work and it’s so cute. It almost makes me wanna do cutesy stuff

Mr 0% gave me an assignment today! I wanna dance but I’ll be chill

My class has 2 students because the majority of them are testing today. Love this for me

Going purely off price, I should spend Christmas in NY vs Chicago. I have family in both and my mama wants to see me so bad…

Getting complimented on my assignments from a fellow teacher is one of the highest compliments ☺️

Silly things I’m upset about: -this weather makes me want to be in bed all day -all my cardigans are oversized af -idk what size I wear anymore -I need to shop for new clothes -there are still 2 weeks until Christmas break

Shout out to all the union members who regularly engage with their local unions!!

Flipping between 3rd and 1st person in the same sentence is going to have me confused. Clearly this is Jeff Jeff’s first time as chair

Do they not make the pineapple tru fru anymore? I haven’t seen it in forever

Got 4 new tires, 2 tire sensors, and an oil change. Christmas is cancelled!

Whenever I see a man with a nice wedding ring I hope his wife loves him real bad

I thought mercury’s retrograde was over. Why these men from my past keep popping up? I forgot yall existed

YouTube tv has 3 free weeks which is perfect for me to watch/ record all my sappy Christmas movies and Freeform 25 days of Christmas without spending any money 🤘🏾

I hope that my lil friend never asks me how I feel about his comedy because my mouth can lie but my face can’t

Now my jittery ass gotta sit through a nail appointment

I drank 80% of a 12 oz alani and a protein coffee this morning. I’m jittery af

If I could drop my hands off and pick up my nails later it would be perfect

Me: I’m just gonna get a simple one color when I go for my nail appointment today. Also me: DM’s my nail tech with screenshots of festive nail art I want. I just be tired of sitting for my appointments

Brought a size 14 swimsuit for water aerobics and it fits perfectly! I’m so proud of myself

Foamposites really are the perfect snow shoe

Wearing a crop top to work and only yall know because it’s covered by my hoodie

Every year a student wishes pregnancy on me. I hate that they want a baby for me but don’t wish the rich, active husband who wants to be a father to go along with the pregnancy

I really brought 3 cups to work and not one of them has water in it 🤣 at least it’s bottled water in the fridge

Made chicken drumsticks in the air fryer for the first time today and I think I’m about to quit the big oven

Anyways, I swear I don’t hate men… I just have come across many men who irritate me

The man who took me out for my bday and asked me to be his girlfriend a week later broke up with me on thanksgiving. We met on bumble. Guess who was active on hinge today?

Also went to the eye doctor and had a sci fi ass appointment over zoom. What?

Booked an appointment for the tire ship, arrive for the appointment and they don’t have tires that fit my car unless I wanna pay $1000. Talking about my tires are small and oddly sized. Ok

I made dark brown sugar today 🥰

Apple cider started! I can’t wait for my house to smell like apples, cloves, and cinnamon 😍

My daddy’s MIL (from him 2nd wife) has been a quadriplegic since 2020. Her family has been paying $90,000 a year or more for her care. She died today

Snow day today! About to go back to bed and make some apple cider, chocolate chip cookies, and some chicken and wild rice soup later