The Amazing Digital Circus; The Last Act & Human Behavior in The Theatre… You motherfuckers need to shut your fucking mouths. We didn’t pay an hour of minimum wage per ticket to listen to your shitty theorizing. Also thank you Goose & Co.

We’re a big fan of this pussy. More like a nude beach episode, right?

The human body’s reaction to injury is so bipolar sometimes, because what do you mean two people can get hit by the same out of control car and one of them walks away with a broken wrist somehow and the other one dies instantly?

Words of encouragement!

Ah shit, guess we’ve got to finish the PS doodles we’ve got in our sketchbook now.

In this house we believe in SD40-2 supremacy!

The thing that makes Angine de Poitrine different from other mathrock type bands is that you don’t have to be a total music dork to appreciate them. You can just be a normal, well-adjusted member of the public. No degree or music theory background required, just dance. And that’s a good thing.

Being a poor furry fucking sucks because holy shitting fuck nuggets is a head expensive. “Why don’t you just make one?” With what spare time and what spare money? Some of us work at the ball crushing factory, not Lockheed-goddamn-Martin.

Hope CTB gets Kirk’d by a white guy.

Amtrak? Promise us you’ll repaint that Acela back to its original scheme when that bronze piece of shit is dead. Seriously, it’s tacky and gross and nobody with a brain wants that pedophile’s name on the side of the train they’re riding.

Zee has sucked a lot of dick in our time, but all that dick doesn’t make us nearly as gay as some putz driving around in a lifted or squatted pickup truck. Like, we’re gay, *you* are a fag.

This Golden Week we’d like to publicly announce that we believe in chubby Ragatha supremacy.

We love wives that love their wives, especially if they don’t know they’re wives yet.

It’s almost time for hot girl summer.

Her eyes…. She’s on the dark side… Neutralize… Every man in sight…

Folks, hot girl summer is rapidly approaching, which means bad bitches in impractical swimwear are about to spawn in.

Excellent work friends in Hungary, we know a whole lot of Kremlin-backed stooges who are going to be very upset about your victory!

Been playing a lot of Project Silverfish recently.

It’s rough out here for monsterfuckers because what do you mean all the real monsters are just humans with no morals or ethics? This is fuckin’ bullshit, and you know it.

Bring the bass up to the top, I like the beat, get ready to rock, When the bass goes to the boys, Supa-dupa-fly!

The Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to remind the general public that, yes, our steam engine we’re running on the OCS is very cool, but please don’t stand in front of it while it is moving. Feels like we shouldn’t have to say this, but… *gestures at the world we live in*

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Remember: When you see the double flash, it is imperative that you hit as funny a pose as possible in your final instant to leave behind as silly an environmental storytelling skeleton as possible. Your poses will be graded by the scant survivors of the atomic wasteland.

Had to visit family recently, which means it was time to see network television for the first time in a loooong time. Our Thougts: Every character on Yellowstone would be an antagonist if they were in a Red Dead game, and shooting them would make you more honorable.

Be the bigger person. Literally. Get bigger. Crush those who wronged you under your magnificent ass.

They say in Harlan County, There are no neutrals there. You’ll either be a Union man, Or a thug for J. H. Blair. Which Side Are You On? Which Side Are You On?

New lesbian lizards are almost in stock!

He’s reeeeeeeaally hoping this will make us forget he rapes…

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy!” Fuckin’ what? Brother, we’re running out of people to wish bone cancer on, what are you even doing?

REMEMBER THE ALAMO was about shitty white people wanting to own human beings as property and they were upset the Mexicans told them no. Always seem to forget that last part, don’t they?

“I just bought a Lamborghini Aventador!” Boo, nerd, boring. “So this is my 2003 Ford Ka…” Fuck yeah, man.

Hey hey, Nantahala River Railroad here, you know that honey hole full of bass? Yeah, we might’ve just made that spot a little saltier by… derailing ~303 tons of salt into it. Whoops! :3

Age verification? Really Discord? Zee remembers how to program a VCR to tape a show coming on when we aren’t home. Our best friend’s parents owned a combination VCR, DVD, Laserdisc player. Our first TV set was one of those things they guys were stealing in the first Fast & Furious movie.

Did they know it was the Super Bowl? That Dastardly Rabbit guy had more yards by the end of that debacle.

✨Lizard Women✨

Hope we’re awake when he dies. Like, *juuuuusst* waking up awake, though. About to go to work. On a Monday. Because it’ll make our entire year.

The moderate position doesn’t impress us, and it shouldn’t impress you. Fascists aren’t people. Abolishing their organizations isn’t enough. Arresting them isn’t enough. Prosecuting them isn’t enough. Imprisoning them isn’t enough. How many times must we fail to learn this lesson?

Hey CNN, why does Scott Jennings still have a job? We don’t even watch you guys and we know he’s a vapid piece of shit, why is he employed?

We at the Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to remind the public that if you see the four GP40-2s hauling that 16”/50 railway gun… no the fuck you didn’t and mind your fuckin’ business, asshole. This is personal. They know what they did.

Fandom bullshit is so easy to avoid when you don’t give a shit what the fandom thinks. Sorry, can’t hear you, we’re too busy having hobbies and drawing porn to hear your thinly veiled misogyny and media-illiterate hot takes.

All who trust in the Grand Divide will be rained upon by the mechanical veins of the new god.

The White Mountain Electric Railway would like to point out… we exist… we’re just trying our best… we need a hug.

Killing them isn’t enough. They need to suffer. The same way their victims have.

Starting something as tacky as a war for oil in 2026 sure is an unconvincing way to distract from the files you’re definitely in, but go off, you dipshit.

Hey Microsoft? Bring it in, buddy. The only time we’ve ever interacted with copilot is when we downloaded a tool off the internet to disable it with one click.

Fair Warning: if you start singing your shitty hymns on our flight, we’re breaking your ukulele over your head.

The big lizard wife doesn’t carry her small lizard wife, it’s more of a folds-you-into-a-ball-and-puts-you-in-my-pocket arrangement.

To the fucker that gave us a cold: Hope you get better, dude, that’s super annoying normally, but like right before a holiday? Ugh.

Some of you have never fucked the anxiety out of someone you love and it shows.

The Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to point out that the bromine contamination in Camden IS the fault of the Maryland Interstate, and we WILL be punishing them severely if they don’t clean up their mess this INSTANT.