It’s so refreshing to have an Actually Good Team and Actually Good Head Coach for once in my lifetime. Love this team. Let’s go Lions 🦁

Hutch is earning his near future “highest paid non-QB player” in the NFL tag

Look at this asshole lol

You (the Detroit Lions) can literally never have enough competent CBs. They will get injured and it will be drastic and furious and rapid

Man with a healthy Hutch last year they make the superb owl. He’s so important.

DEATH to 5 yard auto first down penalties DEATH

EASYYYYY

Hearing yet another Let’s Go Lions chant at damn near every away game is absolute class, love this fan base too. See you next week ✌️

SEVEN SACKS. THIS SECONDARY HAS BEEN LIGHTS OUT TOO

Baltimore being 1-2 still means that Matt Stafford can’t beat teams with winning records.

Monty with Gibbs number and Gibbs with Monty numbers

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ONIONS

Obvious. Go for it.

HUTCH PUNCH

I just love this team. Somehow I forget in the bad moments. But oh my god dude, how can you not love - or be supremely envious of - the Detroit Lions. Win or Lose. I love this team.

Idk how you stop Lamar, man. Best running QB ever and one of the best passers ever. Only a combination of luck and taking advantage of him being human. We’ve not taken advantage of his human moment.

FIPP! WE NEED TO TALK!

One of the best drives I’ve ever seen honestly, phew. Starting at your own 1.5 and punching it in on play SEVENTEEN is just killer.

I’m about done with Leaf as returner. Dude is looking slow and is always trying to get the edge instead of getting what he can straight ahead.

Good LORD that was easy. Lmao looked like a high school defense playing against the Ravens

That’s how you gotta start these games. Lets go.

lol I think Ben Johnson just truly hates the cowboys and who can blame him

IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO BLOCK A FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT TODAY

Here we go brownies

Legit tho if Caleb Williams can’t do it with BJ then he’s cooked. Well done. Tough. Add ketchup. All in his head, I’m 100% believing the Prima Donna shit

How it started: how it’s going

Feel so bad for the guys trying to tackle Gibbs outside the pocket it’s so humiliating

Best players played good. Hutch, Gibbs, Saint, Sewell, Goff, Monty, TeSlaa, etc. onto the next, beating the bears ain’t shit

Sometime this season we’ll get this meme close to 100% even with Jamo

Tyleik getting those huge mitts up there couple times. Easy way to make plays without getting that push

Lmao one thing I couldn’t stand about Ben Johnson was his superiority complex. Had his team walking off the field ass head coach and they had to play another down. Suck it. 7 points. ✌️

ONLY 1-handlers for Teslaa thanks

Idk if the Lions pass rush could get past a crumbling brick wall at this point this is getting dire

I’ve got *just* the right amount of culture and news folks followed on here that I’ve been hearing the aftermath of The Thing that Happened Today through the eyes of sports people, and frankly that’s where I was when twitter went fully nazi right wing so I’m back where I want to be with social media

lol ok goddamn Teslaa. Make your case even earlier.

Best players played bad. Hutch, Gibbs, Saint, Sewell, Goff, etc…it’ll get better but it’s a bummer. On to the next

Week 1 has always sucked I’ve always said this and please don’t think this is cope definitely not cope I’m not sad week 1 just always had sucked and I’m not coping or sad.

My analysis is that this isn’t fun so far and the Lions should do better in everything

I do not recommend falling mouth first into a ditch onto your handlebars on a rocky section of a MTB trail. 9 stitches later my cheek is in tact. Very happy to have Silksong come out today and Detroit Lions football starting soon as I lean back in my chair and rest for 3 days straight

Telsaa is more than we bargained for (yeah🎶) but Kyle Allen put that ball IN THERE man. He’s been impressive. #OnePride

2 weeks to re-play Hollow Knight is just about enough. Silksong coming out on the week I took off work is just

Yep, this is what will get me to use Apple Music instead. Good work losers. Remember when you could share songs between users? Long click and hear a sample of the song you’re looking at? Not require your fucking Face ID to hear the word fuck?

Sucks for Levi. He was great last season but there’s no way he can be relied on. Really need a backup plan for when Davenport goes down too. #Lions

“Talk to Me is an unwatchable wet fart. 0 stars. Diamond-glistening garbage. Nothing is earned, not the plot nor the scares. Directors took ingredients from It Follows, One Missed Call, and The Exorcist, and made a burger SO foul not even god himself could stomach. Trolls 2 palette cleanser on deck

Hard not to be hyperbolic being an Arsenal fan but back2back screamers in the span on 12 minutes on likely the best keeper in the world makes this the greatest 2 free kicks in soccer history

Bdrmm probably my favorite album of the year so far

Toasted/buttered English muffin, rainbow grape tomatoes, greens, smoked salmon, basil, shaved parmesan and a little honey

Taking the loss ok. And while I believe the Detroit Lions will remain Good for some time - like DC said last year - it’s gonna be even tougher to do this again. It was. Target is on their back again. Gonna be *even tougher* to get to this place next season. The Window is closing fast.

Dumbasses had over 200 yards rushing and lost by 14 smh