they should make a social media site where you have to type everything in the box right before you send it. no drafts. no erase button. no copy paste. the dignity and power of knowing how to structure a sentence before you write it down should be heralded and revered

so awesome he accidentally reveals he doesn't know there's a Nobel Prize for Literature like a paragraph later

i am trying to get into meditation

overcooked one of my chicken breasts. but it's alright

we can’t be silent. worst moral event of our lifetimes is Mr. Peanut coming back

tried to get a Buddhist monastery in Taiwan to jump on my new stablecoin. turns out i had no idea what the vibe was like in that community

reading Homer Simpson's Wikipedia talk page

you can just lie about things to make people angry

reading books… they’re calling me the reader…

skeeting in the moonlight

reading Dennis Cooper's The Sluts, got through 200 pages in a day. it so masterfully mimics the net rabbit hole and uses it to great effect to tell this story of anonymity and obsession. so perfectly encapsulates the age of the net that i cannot believe it was written 20 years ago #booksky

they call me the Michael of basketball

there are many books i find you can read

developed the solution to Roko's Basilisk. it's called Ian's Counterbasilisk. it's a superintelligent AI that will kill everyone who tried to make Roko's Basilisk

unfortunately in politics you must sometimes support someone who's annoying (David Hogg) when they oppose someone even more annoying (the DNC)

we're political skeeting now folks. we're doing this

i read a book today. just thought i'd skeet that to all my followers

they are going to be moving soon. i will keep you guys updated on their location

me at the restaurant: i'll have what i'm having!

seeing a movie today

never believed in the kinship of all mankind more than when i'm drunk in the back of an uber. slurring "all men are brothers" while tipping Asad nine dollars

a bit late

started reading Underworld by Don DeLillo and started immediately catching myself writing more lists of description about things and trailing off through various stories away from my main point i write in his voice, skeeter, and there's a shine in my eye that's halfway hackish #booksky

Kraken won

i am ordering food for me to eat: some fried chicken.

i am looking at jobs to apply for

Krakens lost

skeeting at the desktop computer #mylife

a good teriyaki place is Nikko Teriyaki on 4710 42nd Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98116. their spicy chicken teriyaki is good

i like movies

i'm going to post normally on this website

so many secrets... so many lies... love to eat those five guys fries

this place scares and alarms me. show me film screenshots