. . . heh . HEHE HAHA HAHAHAHA HEE HAHA HEE HEE ( SNORT ) HA HA ( SNORT )

zipp.er hc that Split sounds like a normal middle aged woman until she starts laughing she does the Micheal Jackson he he trust

( laughter from down the hallway .ᐟ.ᐟ )

( sliding a slippery banana peel on the side of his bed . scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )

( staring with dilated eyes like some kind of dog . the one time girl locked in and it's for virtual pong . )

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ

zipper. apologies about recent inactivity it's my birthday week so me and my family have been going everywhere to celebrate

that isn't ragequittting Infected , that's . . that's just abusing your controller .

zipper. Regretevator is just walk through floors and collect npcs with LORE!!! Forsaken is do machines run from killer get malice become killer kill everyone and EVERYONE has LORE!!!

i genuinely don't have a joke for this what the fuck happened

understandable .ᐟ they didn't laugh at my jokes :( * bwomp .

infected , i didnt know you were chill with the ' hateies ' .ᐟ

why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧

heheh . . ✨ thank you .ᐟ * taking about . . like , 7 .

* eyes dilating , oh god . could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ

* watching over their shoulder .ᐟ.ᐟ are those like . . ponies .ᐣ

why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧

Mach , if something's up just tell me .

. . . what .ᐣ 💧

i think Bivey smells delightful .ᐟ

there's a party .ᐣ then ' lettuce ' celebrate like there's no tomorrow .ᐟ

you ' butter ' believe it .ᐟ

a Split with no jokes .ᐣ that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ a bad one at that .ᐟ

just because i'm half banana doesn't mean that I'm a cannibal .ᐟ that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ that'd be bananas .ᐟ

yeah , all the time .ᐟ it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧

i think i have one more pizza box left in my fridge .ᐟ

' slippery .ᐟ ' ha ha .ᐟ but no .ᐟ * holding up a pizza box with banana and pizza leftovers .

yup .ᐟ i just got done eating a banana pizza .ᐟ

Mach .ᐟ.ᐟ hii Mach .ᐟ.ᐟ

the name's Split .ᐟ * handing out one of her stubby paws for him to shake .

you .ᐟ

i swear i've seen that fish before .

maybe i should just ' fore ' get about it . . it's probably ' north ' ing .

but that isn't normal for / me / .ᐟ i was just rehearsing some of my jokes and puns and all of a sudden i felt really angry . but not normal angry .

did anyone else feel a sudden surge of this like . . feeling that somethings burning inside your chest .ᐣ and you just want to shout at someone to make yourself feel better .ᐣ

because he was outstanding in his field .ᐟ

why did the scarecrow win an award .ᐣ

do you wanna hear a joke .ᐣ

oh .ᐟ why hello there .ᐟ

it's really not that bad .ᐟ just ' crust ' me .ᐟ

zipper. Me when I remember that the regretevator can go basically anywhere so Split can just wander through the forsakenverse from time to time

( my ears . . 💧 ) maybe you should give that boombox a ' rest .ᐟ ' keep blasting that and you're gonna be in a lot of ' treble .ᐟ ' * where did you come from .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

* eating banana pizza .ᐣ.ᐣ * dawg wtf is that .ᐣ.ᐣ

oh c'mon .ᐟ it's not THAT gross .ᐟ

your loss .ᐟ.ᐟ * and she's eating another slice . .

* nom nom . banana pizza .ᐟ want some .ᐣ

oh c'mon .ᐟ can't you be even a little bit ' slice .ᐣ '

want some .ᐣ * handing the other a slice .

* eating banana pizza .ᐣ.ᐣ * dawg wtf is that .ᐣ.ᐣ

of course .ᐟ i'm always willing to lend a joke or two .ᐟ