I planted a lot of melon seeds because I thought they wouldn't germinate and they all wanted to meet me... Gonna need a bigger back garden.

Got out in the garden this lunchtime as, for once, it wasn't raining. Got my window boxes planted, got my first crocuses, daffodil and (droopy) hellebore blooming. #ShugsGarden

Pls, I don't want to die today.

Got a call from the Dr about my blood tests & they said they'd have to increase my meds. I then checked my results which told me I was already over medicated so I had to call them back and say you got it wrong, cue a panicked call back from the Dr saying don't increase your meds!

I had a weird dream that zombies were real and they mutated into beings with silver faces and if you ever saw a silver face zombie, you'd turn into one too. And I woke up before the zombie cure was found and now the silver face zombies will haunt me forever.

'There By The Grace Of God'. No one likes but me! @manicsleep.bsky.social

Today in #ShugsGarden honey bun melon and aubergine are sprouting!

Melons have sprouted and a couple of peppers look ready to pop too! #ShugsGarden This makes me so happy!

Death would come, she knew it In seven fruity flavours A fruity tasty Chewit Would do her no favours

I bought myself a pack of chewits and when I had one, ironically enough, I didn't chew it enough and tried to swallow and it got stuck in my throat and I really thought that was how I was gonna go.

Gazing at my plants to see if they've grown a mere 12 hours after I planted them.

Just checked my bmi and of course I'm a fatty, but then I checked what the suggested weight range should be and I haven't been that weight since I was 13! Ok I'm a short arse, but 7 stone 5 (48ish kg) is way too small a weight. Wtf.

#ShugsGarden is back in business. Chilis, aubergine and melon planted and hoping for a few to grow.

Finished another pair of socks. I'm so restless currently, I just need to keep knitting.

Cake.

No no no, not Catherine O'Hara! RIP you fabulous person.

I made another sock.

I just finished some mitts to match my socks. I did this to use up my leftover sock yarn, but I still haven't finished it. Help.

I finished my socks! So what if they're lumpy and bumpy and uneven, it's the first (and last) time making them. What next?

That was the most nerve wracking frame of snooker I've seen for a while!

John Higgins storming 6 frames of snooker today. So close with Judd Trump.

I took my nephew to his class mate's birthday & this was the cake! Also, 35 screaming kids...lawd.

Today, I've ripped a hole in my leggings and cracked my phone screen. What's next? Break a leg?

Finished my sock. Better start on its sister!

I don't mind being single, but my main gripe is that whenever I buy a loaf of bread, I can only get through half of it max before it goes bad. They should do loaves of 6 slices which would keep me going for week.

It's doing a very weak snow.

It's been stuck like this for 24 minutes.

What did I buy today: a pair of earrings & a yard of jaffa cakes.

Stand with Venezuela.

I don't know why, but it doesn't seem like January yet, it's still December, the new year shouldn't start until Monday.

There's a fluffy fat cat on my shed.

My favourite girl and me sitting out in the sun. Miss you Ayshakins! Wish I could sit in the sun with you still.

Always gonna miss you Aysha! Happy birthday xxx

Cheese for dinner!

The crocuses I planted are starting to sprout!

Another stellar day of couch rotting while pretending to wfh. Later on the telly: Back to The Future 2 & Rear Window! Overlap between the end of one and the start of the other, but damn, I'm spoiled.

Just watching Back To The Future. This movie just makes me happy.

Cary won.

I have a terrible choice to make... North By Northwest and Back to the Future are both on the telly as the same time! Both are prime Christmas telly for me! WHAT TO DO? Also bear in mind I'm also working today. I'm sure Hitchcock wanted me answering emails during his movie.

Penis, butter, vodka. Something has gone terribly wrong.

At the beach!

The 1994 Danny DeVito directed Matilda is the finest Dahl adaptation ever. Don't @ me.

Made a roast dinner for 20 for my nephew's birthday (cos he asked me) 3 BIG CHICKENS COOKING! My tip for moist breasts, is cook them upside down for 30 mins, then flip them & roast for the rest of the time. My chickens were absolutely tender and moist. Also lemon in the butt.

Treating myself to laksa noodles and tofu!

It's one of my favourite days today... Because I get to say it's Christmas eve eve!

I've got a duff box of Yorkshire tea bags, they don't taste bad, just like oddly biscuity. Sad times. I've gone back to Pg tips.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The release of the Christmas bin calender! Look on her beauty and weep!

Finally finished the baby blanket for my great nephew.

@ransomedhearts.bsky.social Happy birthday x

Self check out selfie! I had time because they had to reboot the till!