just saw my first "90s" halloween costume in the wild. i will now be withering into dust, thank you

ok i have a interview for a job where i get to play my silly little games with grades 5-8 so i guess i'm manifesting now

why must i apply for jobs and pay bill? why can't i just play my silly little games with my friends

this thai restaurant is playing?? kidzbop???

flu? shotted

tomorrow i'm getting my vaccines, then going to a protest, then ushering a show. surely this will be fine.

me, lying to myself: i'll just nap for 20 minutes

cuddle hours

can't believe i have to feed myself Every Day! even if i fed myself yesterday! terrible product design, who did this

all concert venues should be required to have a Good Burger

love to wait :) an hour :) for a bus that's supposed to run every 20 minutes :)

lotta dudes at this Community Q&A asking "questions" that are actually just long monologues... bro just make a r*ddit post we aren't here for you

tonight's plans: writing some more kinktober at the [redacted] concert

#erestober and #kinktober in the same month? don't mind if i do archiveofourown.org/works/71685391

had an absolutely wild dream feat. omegaverse r*bert evans, my dnd group, and also shadowgast??

going out pros: - see friend - (maybe) eat sushi burrito - fresh? air?? (debatable) cons: - standing - putting on shirt

friend of a friend is trying to rehome 2 cats in whose owners passed. are you in SC or surrounding area? do you need some adorable fur babies in your life? 🐈‍⬛

cried about a cat tiktok, how's everybody's tuesday going?

was using swipe text and my phone corrected Caranthir to Carnegie and... i mean...

lads i can Feel the iron deficiency this morning

my fic for #trsb25 is live!! ✒️ (un)dress for success ✨ glorestor ✨ second age ✨ 10k ✨ feat. gratuitous snark (erestor), shirtlessness (glorfindel), and pining (both) archiveofourown.org/works/70032691

HAPPY TOLKIEN SUMMER REVERSE BANG TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE (it's me, i celebrate)

new fic Soon

narrator voice: xe did not finish painting xir cabinets

oh shit i could? finish painting my cabinets???

gd*cs: are you sure you trust ao3 html editor? me: literally i do not care they can have my kidneys as long as i don't have to manually type all my italics

SOON www.tumblr.com/gratuacuunar...

i am once again asking my bones to stay where they're supposed to be

the ideal fandom experience is one (1) discord server with 10-15 other sickos all creating the most deplorable shit about a minor character no one else cares about and passing it around like a fucked up show and tell

listening to playlists i made in my early 20s like "damn this bitch was Not okay"

audiobook finished! now to pop out to the coffeeshop to work on my tsrb fic before bird date

jokes on me this? worked??????

the obvious solution to my fucked up sleep schedule is to take a 5pm depression nap

my library cup runneth over! do i 🗡️ start reading Fool's Assassin (new to me but has been on the TBR pile for a while) ⚓ listen to Running Close to the Wind audiobook from the beginning (started it months ago & enjoyed it, but didn't finish before return date and had to wait for new hold)

tfw a book has been on your to read list for a while then one of your fave authors posts fic for it, and it immediately jumps to the top of the pile

sometimes that new hobby will not fix you but you know what could. a second new hobby

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

accidentally joined a catan league, how was your day

update: i quick-pickled some baby cukes and then topped them with ajika spice and crushed up wontons, and this might just cure me of all ails

this heat is straight up w r e c k i n g me. im dying squirtle.

yesterday was delightful but i am emotionally hungover now lol

furthest i have been 🌎✈️🧳 north: Anchorage, AK south: Phillip Island, AUS australia probably counts for both east *and* west as well??? really knocked out a bunch of milestones with that one lol

happy birthday toudou jinpachi you beautiful gay disaster

post con sleepy 😴

watching salmon is so fucking funny. why they do that.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: In a dangerous evening escalation of the anti-porn war on the gaming industry, indie platform @itch.io has banned a number of NSFW titles and delisted thousands of others. Trans authors are caught in the crossfire. MasterCard, Visa, and anti-porn group Collective Shout drove the ban.

did i miss father's day? did that happen already? sorry jim, sarek will dick you down one of these years

rude that my body requires hydration every day. i just watered you yesterday buddy!!

make me worse babey

*smacking my wips with a rolled up newspaper* first we finish the reverse bang THEN we get to work on the sex pollen