does anyone else every get Suspicious when their brain and body are both working right at the same time? i have felt well rested and able to Accomplish Tasks for the past two days and i'm just like "...ok what's about to go wrong?"

to every shop owner, event host, or community organizer creating a discord server for affirmentioned shop/event/community: please for the love god turn off the @/everyone permissions in your server settings!!!!!

made a breakfast sandwich with arugula from my deck garden!!

got to break in some new paint pens for #oliveartclub

if you are a normie* and you follow me, it's an automatic block. i am not here to participate in society, i am here to be a freak on main *non-fandom account

great news i was correct

i forgot that old fashioneds are like 95% alcohol. this in flight smut writing is gonna go great

i found a yt channel streaming mxc reruns and i think i'm not nearly high enough for this, but i wish i was

Love to get "targeted ads" in languages I do not speak. Stay unknowable 😎

me: oh goodie i can sleep in!! my brain at 7:30 am: lol nope

i played SO MUCH dnd this weekend!!!!!

unfortunately, brain

learning how to lockpick so i can break into my own damn storage unit

multi day headaches should be illegal!!

hisoka is that u

when you get the ao3 subscription email that one of your fave fan authors has started a new multichap

overdid it yesterday and now my body is 🎶punishing me🎶

reluctantly logging into my nemesis (inst*gr*m) to engage in my other nemesis (n*tw*rking)

me watching jjk s1: idk wtf is going on but these two guys are definitely exes jjk s2: they were, in fact, exes

the local eyeglasses store has? bespoke lifesize heated rivalry pinups painted on their front windows?? what a time to be alive

wondering why i'm about to have a panic attack about loaded potatoes, only to realize i missed my meds alarm this morning because of the bee saga

this morning i woke up to the hugest motherfuckin bumblebee i have ever seen in my apartment because i, a fool, left one of the screens open last night. proceeded to spend 45 mins gently coaxing it to please stop ramming itself head first into the stuck window that i literally can't open

my only thought is adult iwa-chan being coaxed by oikawa into their old uniforms for Totally Normal Reasons and the shorts Do Not fit his ass anymore

is there anything more tragic than arriving to climbing gym for what should be a chill weekday morning session only to see an entire ass schoolbus parked out front

i regret to inform it is now Two Showers A Day weather

best star trek crew, wrong answers only

[shows back up to cql fandom five years later with swordfucking] archiveofourown.org/works/82540501

happy easter, i just typoed Meng Yao and Meng Yaoi

cw pet death / izzie passed this morning. she was at home in her favorite sun spot on the couch. i'm gonna miss her like hell.

what do you mean it's only monday

begging the weather to just pick a damn season already, my head cannot handle these pressure changes

it is time for emotional support falafel

cw pet health / death & terminal illness /// spent the morning researching in home euthanasia services and god this fucking sucks

happy one piece to all those who celebrate

headache day four let's gooo

i need to draw more horny art

i forgot to pick up my meds yesterday and now i have to wait until after work to get them and ho boy those withdrawals sure are withdrawing

dear ao3 how am i supposed to make it through the sunday scaries without my gay little stories

i did shots and made friends with strangers at the bar, which i think means i got a good grade in? being a Person?

sfm i have to worry if hiring managers will think the m dash in my cover letter was put there by ai. i did not steal m dashes from ai, ai stole m dashes from ME

listen there are simply some ships where if you are tagging fic as "safe sane and consensual" you are doing it wrong

how do you tell a receptionist "i need to reschedule my appointment because i am one (1) flourescent lightbulb away from a total sensory meltdown"

today was fulfilling but also i am So Tired

sportsani fandom is about to feast

one of the board games i got last weekend has a solo mode and wow! i really need to try more solo board games this is much better than scrolling through shorts

post-work to do list: - run dishwasher - switch clothes to dryer - tidy up living room - make a big bowl of pasta is the promise of cheesy carbs a self-bribe to get through my Actual Chores? maybe

i played so many fun games this weekend and pet a horned lizard!! all in all a great success

you ever see a fictional character that is so obviously Your Type and all you can do is just sigh and resign yourself to the inevitable

my cat is obsessed with the luge olympians. eyes glued to the screen, tail rattling. i think she thinks they're prey 😂

might rewatch hxh. so many fucked up little guys. a real buffet of bad life choices.