I don’t trust people with too many friends. You’ve gotta be fake af to keep up all those relationships.

the US in movies vs the US in real life

No, no. You’re thinking about the bubbly, yappy, quirky kind of autistic. I’m the quiet, obsessively morbid, vaguely slavic kind of autistic

my grandma was asking me if I would please join the family group photos and I replied: “Humanity has perfectly curated an experience that no one has partaken in.”

i severely dislike when people pedestalize me or create expectations of me in their head and then question my character for not fitting the narrative they created of me in their head. like i am not a project or projection of your wanted image of me. i’m me

On today’s episode of things that make me unreasonably angry: If I’m pulling up to a stoplight, and you pull up- right next to me so that you’re perfectly lined up- And I can look right into you window and you can look right into mine… Stagger your shit, pervert. I don’t wanna look at you.

my parent wouldn't be able to tell you my favourite color, favourite food, my hobbies, my favourite song, or my talents. But she’d be able to tell you how lazy I am and what kind of a difficult child I was.

daddy this mommy that i don’t fucking care. i’m not your parent. i am a fucking hurricane. i’m a sharp object. i’m a corrosive chemical. i am also 8 years old, it’s still winter in my mind, and i’m alone.

i feel like i was supposed to exist without a body. i’m better as a concept or in theory why am i here and why can people perceive me

coworker raised their voice at me and I started wondering if they should meet the real me

we got vaping squirrels and cocaine sharks now welcome to 2026 baby

Perfect.

maybe putting a fourth caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

old people will almost kill you with their car and just keep looking forward both hands on the wheel like 😃

“I aint see you since high school” Just put my fries in the bag man…

i like that the car plays a little jingle when you don't wear a seatbelt to reward your bravery

student I’ve been tutoring for months starts his exams tomorrow. I’m like “Good luck on your test tomorrow.” He hits me with “you too.” And I just looked at him like:

Why do people get so offended when you remove yourself? I don’t like what you did so I left. Get over it.

It IS almost romantic that everyone is going crazy together at the same time.

The highest form of existence is to have no desire to be understood, admired, pitied, or known.

But your honour you know how I get

I can’t describe it but the little ducks in jeeps feels swinger adjacent

I think I will remember you far longer than the time I got to spend with you.

it's funny how a person can go hours or days without texting you back, but when you meet them in real life they check their phone every minute

All of us getting wiped out by a manmade schizophrenic god named Claude would be so embarrassing like… Claude…? Really??

Gonna road rage an oil convoy through the deserts of Oman… “If I’m gonna die, I’mma die historic on Fury Road.”

the older I get, the more “We’re Going On a Bear Hunt” resonates with me. Sometimes there’s not a way out… Sometimes you just gotta go through stuff.

When someone has already decided who you are, they will interpret everything you do through the lens of that idea. And at that point, it has nothing to do with you anymore.

Commissions for @karasudatu.bsky.social and @maudesoee.bsky.social~

my love language is that you're the only person not ignored on the days i don't want to talk to anyone

When I think I overslept until sunrise because of daylight savings but it’s just a nuclear bomb

We're getting too old for fairies and magic. It's time to focus on serious topics like faeries and magick

whenever you're feeling sad and lonely, dont forget ur also not doing well financially

“It’s raining product”

*appears in the periphery of your vision at frightening moments throughout your life*

"DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!" ok well first of all I'm like a human corrupted by evil energies and not a monster and Second of all scientists dont even know whats in evil and if it belongs in this world or not yet so you're making unfounded assumptions

last night’s blood moon over the statue of liberty hard to imagine a more dire omen

we really have reached the era of Postmodern War. Why did it start? Who is involved? What are the goals? Open to interpretation

youtu.be/7pDHWV596cI?... The past is alive. Fiat justitia. #furry #nsfw

Millennials watching boomers destroy everything yet again

my mom said she can pick us up from the psych ward if your mom can drop us off

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

I realize I’ve posted about this before, but I really can’t overemphasize that you do not belong in the left lane babe. The left lane is for criminals.

microdosing hell by waking up every morning

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do - immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice 🖤

Hearing the Royal Family are devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday.

Prince Andrew arrested

“Did you hear Netanyahu has blood cancer?”