Chilly this morning!

Green Meanie 2.0 ready for the long range debut. It’s gusty out here; we’ll see how good I really am today.

Hey girl hey

You can’t stand backwards on stairs

It was me. I made the stain.

ooof Penn State you (almost) hate to see it

I live here now #iykyk

Columbus Buddy Walk 2025 #countmein

I have made a graphic to use in response to every time someone calls Fabric mirroring "Zero ETL". You can call it zero "E", maybe. But it's kinda like serverless - there's still a server somewhere, it just might be managed by someone else.

This is under your Data privacy section, in the section at the top called "How LinkedIn uses your data" in your LinkedIn Settings page.

The MiraLAX is MiraLAXXing

I am just gonna go ahead and assume most of you know the most important thing happening this weekend, but if not, start here, and watch everything posted by this person after: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM2FBprX/

“If hard work was the only way to success, the donkey would own the farm.”

www.reddit.com/r/interestin... Seems fine

Said it before and said it again: I ditched stopping at Starbucks because I’m tired of waiting 20 minutes while someone basically orders a 3 course meal. And I bet I’m not alone: www.wsj.com/business/hos...

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TODAYS RABBIT HOLE: SPF records on DNS and how bad you can fuck up your mail servers

If anyone needs me I’ll be doing hard drugs to try and forget about cron syntax

“Coughlin’s Law: something else is always something better”

Vibe coding today. Previously I used assistants to fix errors / get examples of a "specific thing" I wanted to do/check. This is the first time I've gone for the whole hog. It "works" but man there's so much refactoring (and don't come for me in the replies "JuSt LeArN hOw To PrOmPt bEtTeR")

Uh oh.

Come on little piggies, eat your slop! www.pcgamer.com/software/mic...

If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin’

Impossible to have Sunday scaries when you’ve got a little guy

Put a paw down if you went for your morning poop and all of it got stuck and you had to get a surprise bath to clean it all up and also freak out about it

Omaha, you were certainly a ~ v I b e ~

A cigar at 7:39 in the morning? Discuss.

First time I’ve been so late for a flight they were calling my name. Yikes.

Can’t wait for that next fundraising email: “Just 15 dollars can help me keep my erection”

Remember folks: <brand> can’t love you back

My 3.5lb puppy is approximately 92% piss

“Special Agent Utah, are you receiving my signal?”

I’ve been slacking, so here’s a mini Vito dump (also, a mini Vito dump is what we call his tiny little poops)

Bleeding is just stress leaving the body

Love social media posts where people are like “I got the latest ass blaster 300 IT certification but no one is hiring me, what gives.”

Do you use DataBricks? What to share some knowledge? The CFS for BrickCon is open for the next month. submit a session and enjoy winter in Orlando.

Me: “Bagworms? I hardly knew her!” Them, pleading: “Sir please stop we’re an accredited arborist company”

Helped a friend’s kid build a computer this week. Got to the install Windows step. And wow: if you have someone under 18 as the primary user the steps to get that account to work at all are crazy. Makes me the appreciate the heyday of just not having parental controls.

“I like pooping because I enjoy being by myself and making things”

Pretzel day!

Had my windows professionally cleaned today. I felt like my window cleaning game was good but wow I have some catching up to do!

Walked into Lowe’s. Needed light bulbs. Looks like they re-organized the store. Ask a young man what aisle light bulbs are in. He asked his phone assistant. I hate it here.

Her: “what’s your favorite position?” Me: “fetal”

Downloading fart mp3s. For work.

Ah, the sweet smell of Akron in the morning!