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Imagine being in that hockey locker room and someone comes in saying the FBI director is here… not to warn you of a potential security incident… but to have his dork ass scream and spray you with Bud Light as you celebrate.

Gene finally gets to start selling his RIP Ace merch for however long he’s been sitting on it.

Wordle 1,535 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The day for my opener finally came.

Death in threes: Malcom Jamal Warner & Ozzy &… DON’T JINX IT!

Been getting absolutely bombarded with casino gambling content since NHL and NBA wrapped.

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Bball content incoming: Glad to see the Blazers officially for sale after languishing for 7 seasons. It’s especially frustrating to have an interested buyer all this time in Phil Knight that would have been such a boon for the franchise and the league… but he’s gonna be almost 90 now.

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Wordle 1,405 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Current streak is right at the halfway point for my all time streak of 193.

Hey, you know what? Fuck Cheryl Hines’ dumbass.

Bought a chainsaw and immediately got in over my head.

Melo should go to the hall as a Blazer.

Not to take anything away from Booker but one time I went on a 48hr bender.

Wimps, posers and transphobes leave the hall.

Was looking to kill some time today while out of town so I hit the art museum. It was a great afternoon. Then I thought I’d catch a matinee on the way back and couldn’t believe the ticket price. $19 for a matinee?!? Holy shit. No wonder movie theaters are dying.

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The contempt they have for disabled children is rooted in a mistaken belief that there aren't too many of them. Estimates show that between 1-in-8 and 1-in-5 students in America have some kind of learning disability. There are an awful lot of SPED families out here, and we will *fight* this shit.

Just remembered that there is an episode of The Osbourne’s where Jack is up in his room, hanging out with some friends, and starts talking about how he can see The US ceasing to exist in the next fifty years. How did he know this was to come? Did Sharon have anything to do with where we are now?

I am voting no on the CR. Trump and Musk are taking a wrecking ball to vital services for veterans, seniors and kids. I will not support a bill that helps them do it. I will support a clean 30 day CR.

I solved the 3/10/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:28!

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Give my bud Esben a listen. Had the pleasure of working with him on a few projects and they’re all great.

Just saw a Babylon Bee headline (ugh) “Hitler defeated by opposition party holding up tiny paddles”…. And, like, those idiots don’t seem to understand they are comparing Trump to Hitler? Just maddeningly stupid stuff coming from over there.

I solved the 3/01/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:02!

Still trying to figure out the tipping point for these patriotic conservatives? Like the dude is spouting Russian propaganda in the Oval Office… in front of Russian State media. Sheeesh.

RFK sounds and speaks like he does flaming shots of Everclear three times a day.

For a point of reference, we’re like 8 years beyond The Running Man movie dystopia.

Esben knows 3 things. Audio wizardry. Doom. And looking cool while staying hydrated.

I solved the 2/23/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:20!

Bring back fragging.

Just the stupidest timeline. We should really talk to those CERN scientist and see if they’ve made any progress to put us back on the old timeline.

Hey maybe, just mayyyybe, even if he didn’t mean it like everyone is saying he did… maybe he should also not refer to himself as the moniker for Top Drug Dealer in New York City.

I solved the 2/16/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:42!

I solved the 2/14/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:35!

Really liking the mental gymnastics I’m reading about from voters on the right about RFK. “I don’t think he’s qualified and his stance on a lot of issues is dangerous but we’ll see I guess! Dems are freaking out!”

I solved the 2/09/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:19!

Not sure what most Dems are thinking, but if you are not actively decrying this circus and Vocally informing your constituents on what you are doing you… you better familiarize yourself with the term “bourgeois”.

Made this HEAT shirt a couple months back. Pretty amazing how many people revile Waingro, rightfully so.

We can just fast forward to Act 3 of Civil War and save us all some time. Ok?

Well, thanks to the shit goblin both my special needs kids lost their supplemental health insurance. I really feel for the families that rely on that as their primary insurance.

I wonder if the NFL is going to have Meta go nuking independent artists again in Philly? Newsflash, nobody wants to buy your crappy fanzone merch.

Didn’t those doofuses confuse “Colombia” and “Columbia” the first time around?

Sticker for my Steal The West project. Look, the Blazers kinda stink but have a lot of young talent. One of these days we’ll steal the western conference and world too.

Here’s the original collage I made for a Redd Kross concert poster for ashow in Atlanta a few years back.

Thinking about getting a frontal lobotomy. It seems like a lot of people have already taken the plunge.

Burn down your local data center.

Just the dumbest people out there blaming anything but the actual cause for things going wrong.

Scrolling through instagram and was just presented with an AI account with amputee women in bikinis. Seems like a way cool reason to overheat our oceans.

Been reading a lot about waning NBA fandom and some of the possible reasons behind it… my personal experience is I went to look at tickets for a matinee Blazer game for my kid and I to go to. 2 Club level tickets were fucking $500. Holy shit. Cheapest tickets were $65 a pop. For nosebleeds.