When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

How did our timeline get this stupid? We need Sam Beckett to leap back to the appropriate time and fix this stupid shit before it starts.

Man, Hillary’s emails and Kamala’s laugh sure were terrible, huh?

I hate to be glib, but I’m leaving to Europe in 9 days, and I’m afraid the rest of world is about to shut its doors to Americans. If we get to Europe, you can bet I’ll be wearing my FCK DJT shirt everywhere.

Is any US news organization reporting like this?

I don’t think Trump is smart enough to write “fuckin’”

How long until Trump threatens to de-naturalize Pope Leo?

I’m leaving for Europe in 11 days… better Not be anything that f**ks it up…

CBS News reports on Trump’s post… and doesn’t mention the fact it’s replete with declarations of impending war crimes. Jesus fucking Christ.

You heard him. We have a war to win even while we’re stopping dozens of others. We Don’t have the money to take care of Americans.

So it’s been Ряоjekt 2025 the whole time

Kristi Noem openly flaunted an adulterous affair. Now there’s some sauce About her husband, she doesn’t deserve any kind of consideration.

I’m always looking at, uh, cyber.

Remember a few years ago when Biden made a statement on Trans Visibility Day which just happened to be Easter Sunday, a mobile lunar holiday, and people lost their minds? How will they cope this year when Trans Visibility is… (checks calendar)…Holy Tuesday??? Somewhere Jesus is weeping.

I’m going to No Kings today. Not because I believe it will actually change events, but because I will show that events won’t change me.

Perfect reason to go cashless from now on. The list of stupid shit to be undone by the next decent president just gets longer.

I’ll be at No Kings this weekend. You?

This admin mistakenly bombed a girls’ school. Somehow I doubt they can build a moon base, much less one that can get people to Mars.

No we fucking don’t. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This is incredibly selfish, but in April my SO and I are leaving for a European vacation that’s about 7 years in the making. If this does not happen because of the idiot state of the world…well by God, somebody is going to hear about it. I’ll write a sternly-worded letter to the White Star Line.

I went out early and raked up leaves in front. Warm day, no breeze. So after I’d made my leaf piles, I got the leaf blower to move the piles to back yard. The goddamn wind started and constantly blew from whatever direction I was trying to go. Mother Nature was certainly against me.

Why does the Trump regime always have to say “Nobody in history has done more for _____ than Trump.”? His self-aggrandizement is the entire point.

I hope Trump doesn’t mix up his threats to send ICE to airports, and to bomb Iran’s power plants.

I just left Whataburger and some accented asdholes kept trying to order sushi.

I’m sure the Republicans will be coming forth with their condemnation of Trumps comments on Mueller’s death any minute now… Any minute now… I’m sure it will be any minute… Any… minute….now…….

I have to laugh at MAGAts who suddenly turn on Trump because of rising gas prices. The other 20,000 bullshit things he’s done were fine, but now that my gas costs $4 a gallon… They can all F off.

I’m told this is an economic boon for us as a nation. Yes, I feel like a goddamn Rockefeller every time it takes $50 to fill the car.

My wife told me I had to have a Real ID by May 2025 or we couldn’t have sex anymore.

I hope Venezuela’s win last night doesn’t affect Trumps friendship with the President of Venezuela. Those two men get along very well.

I couldn’t ejaculate until I showed my wife my photo ID.

I’m not an exercise guy but I’m trying to do a 1000 push-ups a month challenge. But the cat decided to help by rubbing against my arms and under my torso while I’m doing them. So every pushups comes with a 5 or 6 second plank while I move her out of the way with my head.

Every damn Democrat needs to use this in the fall campaign. Also, this guy really needs to be introduced to some 2x4s.

This has to be some sort of Jonathan Swift satire here. A supposed intellectual giant like Newtie here should know about radioactive fallout out, both in the water flowing through this canal, and borne on prevailing winds. I’m sure the UAE doesn’t want their land to glow at night

I reread the Sandman: Season of Mists it’s a trade paperback, not a graphic novel). In it, the Dreaming has a library of all the books that were never written. Mine must take up a whole wing.

So when Trump 2.0 started all the bad shit was Biden’s Fault but then Trump fixed everything and everything was great but when someone noticed something Wrong it went back to Biden’s fault but Trump fixed it and all was good but now it’s Biden’s fault again…

These fuckers seem to meet with alarming regularity, considering our nations’ adversarial status. Kinda weird, huh?

Look, I’m pretty dumb, and I’m in no way excusing Iran and their terrorist proxies, but what threat to the homeland? If they haven’t done it in 47 years, they’re going to do it today?

I liked the first few episodes of Starfleet Academy, and loved the DS9 Episode… but the rest of the season has been absolute crap.

Green turns Brown under stress… a joke so clever only he gets it.

If things remain relatively calm, in just about a month my SO and myself will finally be taking a trip to a Europe we first scheduled years ago. Ireland will be our last stop. I have a feeling that, if we didn’t have grown children still here, we might not come back.

Now, I’m a complete and total idiot, barely able to walk through a door without bumping my head. And I know Russia is full of shit.

What the jimjam are ‘the cahoots?” Easy to see her brains are in her fake boobs.

He’s almost there…

So many things here… the war is pretty much won but we’re going to hit them harder? And a gift to China? What the feckin hell does that mean? And he prays? If there is a God- say, the Biblical God- surely He must just laugh at Trump’s prayers.

If Iran had the targeting precision to hit US embassies and bases in various places in the Middle East, I find it hard to believe they’d accidentally bomb their own school.

Schrodinger’s war

It really pisses me off that she’s getting better; she’s lain with those dogs, she deserves all the fleas

When Lindsey Graham says this, you never know quite how he means it.

Really wondering when The Curse of Oak Island is going to find anything other than goddamn buttons. 13 seasons, come the f**k on…