Looking forward to the rain today

I wonder how possible it would be to do the Philly to Pittsburgh bike trail with an eBike. If I brought two batteries and a solar charging rig, it could be pretty doable.

I don't understand why I don't like light bars on the front lights of a car. By all facts it SHOULD be badass. But instead every car with one looks like a set piece from EPCOT.

Anyone wanna move to Philly? The Philadelphia Local Spiritual Assembly is looking for a new grounds caretaker. You get access to an apartment on the third floor (with utilities), ideal candidate would be a Bahá'í, and a married couple or two friends. If you're interested, apply at […]

This weekend, I am going to sunset `posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz` and move to a new server at `hoagie.cloud`. i just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case you get followed by some goober.

This weekend, I am going to sunset `posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz` and move to a new server at `hoagie.cloud`. i just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case you get followed by some goober.

I still can't believe that a speech of mine got played on nationwide radio. What an odd situation. I wonder who even heard it.

Lol @ Putin wearing a military uniform now

so dope, even an addict couldn't give me up for lent

The fact that one of the most evil companies on the planet is dead-assed named Palantir proves that our universe has gone far beyond parody.

If I don't stand out like a star among the moons If I am always late and he always backs away too soon I walk the world with a skin so thin I can wear no adequate protection Everything comes crashing in. If I'm too wide open for this place But not enough for him to recognize my face How will he […]

Well, I'm a shark fighter — I fight sharks. I fight 'em in the water, 'cus that's where they are.

it is a little impressive how many of the skills i have were in service of finding a wife.

DAAAANGAAAAA to write off anybody right away, cus even a broken clock's right twice a daaaay

i got the best listeners like a hearing aid salesman

you'd be surprised at how many canadians are dismissing invasion out of pocket with the phrase "oh, every president does this."

i will admit, i have a certain amount of schadenfreude watching Apple get itself into deeper and deeper trouble with Apple Intelligence.

"That has made the post-ChatGPT product cycle bland and boring, in a moment that could otherwise have been incredibly exciting. AI isn’t good enough, and it’s dragging everything else down with it." Great piece from the Verge today: https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/628039/bad-ai-gadgets-siri-alexa

busy making waves out of noggin moves

Everything is computer!

I found a company in China that sells cat-sized tents. Teddy is a fan. #catsofmastodon

I think CVS is owned by Satan, and here's my proof.

[Measles discussion] Adults are dying from measles....... What planet did I wake up on 😳

I am a large language model powered by burritos.

The best part about maintaining my own Immich server is that the search window doesn't use an LLM!

I'm like a toy company with wit — "I Has, Bro"

i'm not even supposed to BE HERE TODAY!!!!

I would love to find a way to mirror substack notes to the Fedi

my posts' genre is "Braggadocia"

*runs up to you and slaps the ice cream cone out of your hands*

Everyone acts like Steve Jobs is a genius but also conveniently forgets the fact that this is a man who died of a treatable cancer because one of the wealthiest men on the planet thought doctors were greedy. He drank fruit juice instead of doing chemotherapy. He died at 56 years old, which is […]

Having fun with my new (to me) laser color printer and vinyl paper.

Well, folks, you asked for it, and you got it – the 24 hour 'Louie Louie' marathon begins NOW! "Aaaaah louie louie, aaahhh noooo babyeegaottago"

There should be a name for people who become allies of the Trans cause because Glass Beach's first album is just so fucking good

🎶 I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not feeling that great 🎶 🎶 I'm not catching on fire today, love has started to fade. 🎶 🎶 I'm not going to smile today 🎶 🎶 I'm not going to laugh. 🎶 🎶 You're out living it up today. 🎶 🎶 I've got dues to pay. 🎶

Having fun with my new (to me) laser color printer and vinyl paper.

Yawn...

i just turned off apple intelligence on my mac. why even bother? it has never once been useful.

Maybe it's time for America's Schlub population to start launching cubesats of their own. Why does Elon get to be the only person who gets to bully astronomers? I was doing that way before it was cool.

Why do we even bother with DST? It's not even like it's a used everywhere and it's too late to switch. Half of Arizona doesn't even observe it. People driving 15 minutes north into Utah and time traveling, smdh.

🎵 I can gather all the news I need on the weather report 🎵

You gotta admit, John Brown got results.

The Hüsker-Dös and the Hüsker-Dön'ts

Hmmm... This feels incongruent.

I took a walk and found a free 3d printer on the ground.

Opportunity knocks, but I like kickin in different doors

boy, there are a lot of people uploading their own junk onto Wikipedia and using it as the page art.

the wooly mouse lives in my head rent free (and soon, in my crawl space)

TIL of the German punching word, “backpfeifengesicht." Literally it means "A face that toots its own horn," but in contemporary German, it describes someone who is so self-sure that you can't help but want to slap them.

I have a package for a one "Samuel Sung."