Alexa, play Mirror Mirror by early 2000’s one hit wonder M2M.

Thinking about piercing the ol’ nips as a Christmas present to myself. 🎅🏼

How I’m about to be posted up in the kitchen baking until the new year.

Friday night dick swangin’

Popping in for my annual once a month post. 😘

It’s Friday night. I’m gonna get drunk.

Why so serious

The legs are legging.

Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation.

May your Monday be fruitful.

I’ve been going to the gym. It’s not much, but maybe one day I’ll finally be big enough to buy a size medium.

Have you tried Three Floyds’ Gumballhead?

Dazed and confused and sleepy…very sleepy.

My submission to be left behind with all the heathens today. Happy Rapture!

Is everyone ready for the rapture tomorrow?

The post-gym butt sweat and ripped briefs make me feel a certain way

I have two, and only two, applicable real-world skills: oversleeping but still managing to show up on time and sucking dick. To both, I am the MVP.

Today seems like a good day to lean in to the cringe.

Thursday is for an afternoon beer and letting your balls hang.

I like boys and beer and bush

Very elder millennial of me to rep the ✌🏻

I had a dream about boys with big bushes and furry butts. It was beautiful.

Unrelated, but I am a level of hungover that I did not know is possible.

Sporty, I guess.

Idk which I like better so I’ll use both.

There isn’t a single goddamn thought in that head of mine.

I just felt like showing you my butt.

The view is better from up here.

If this mustache could talk…

It’s my first day back at work in 8 days… 😢

Mirror mirror on the wall

I’m in my yellow period. Anyway, happy weekend!

I’m on a trip with straight people and it’s endearing how wholesome it’s been. I usually travel with a gaggle of gays and it’s more, ummmm, holesome.

A little sweat and musk never hurt anyone.

I love hotels and hotel bathroom lighting.

I dropped something…

I’m in Chicago for a few days and there are few things I enjoy more than being a tourist in a city I’ve been to enough times to not do the touristy things. Anyway, the only 2 photos I enjoy from today.

sup.

It’s been the best kind of lazy Sunday.

fat cock friday is just a mood.

I was meant to me a merman

I was up before the sun, but not ready for the grind.

Always the sleepy nude guy

I wish everyday could be speedo summer day.

I deserve the life that lets me have this tan line 24/7 365

Dress for the job you want.

Good morning 🌞

A booty in the morning light just hits

goodnight and sweet dreams 💝

In my thong era