Jonathan Bailey is the human equivalent of putting No Maximum sales price in Zillow. Can I have it? No, but I can look through the photos and decide how I'd like my furniture rearranged.

Shit that's actually horrifying taken out of context. I noticed this in the delirium of bottle-feeding kittens every 3 hours #foster #fosterkittens #adoptdontshop #bottlebabies

No, I haven't seen my sister, why do you ask?

I'm at the library and someone is eating chips. Unrelated: do they let you have phones in prison?

Hold me like an apricot

Milan (left) Florence (sploot)

Got Marlena on "don't kill the vet, don't kill daddy" pills and I swear if RFK Jr tries to take these away from her I'll vaccinate him with a blow dart

Dear stylists: Please keep the hair dryer on my face in perpetuity so I don't feel weird for sitting eyes-closed throughout, as staring at my own half-drowned, blurry outline for 30 minutes makes me want to slam my temple into your scissors

WHY ARE THERE CAT TEETH MARKS ON MY HEATING PAD CORD????!!???!

No thoughts, only mlem

She made a snowball! (Ok full disclosure, I made the snowball)

Marlena thinks snow is bullshit, but I love it

Eric and I joined the protest outside of Thom Tillis's office today. My main goal for the next 4 years is to bring a little levity when I holler.

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Just out here doing my part. This can also be done on your map apps 👍🏻 #fucktrump

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Musk looks like a vaguely humanoid form of an antibiotic-resistant mutation

Why is Alice so mad? 1) other cat is in her favorite spot 2) ghost in the corner has said something inflammatory 3) daddy won't build a fire even though she hasn't asked for a fire

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Marlena, my love

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We're about to have a Scurvy Girl summer because vitamin C is NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!??!?

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Me: I couldn't be professional in my email to these fucks, I'd just write "bitch" 1k times & hit send Eric: Now I'm worried about the letter you're writing Me: No, that one's professional Eric: Then I'm worried about the email you sent to Virginia Foxx Me: Yea, that one you should be worried about

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Finally finished! I present: the mythical creatures blanket! Super proud of my first pattern design ❤️ www.etsy.com/listing/1869...

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Hey, so what kind of octopus is this? #seacreatures

Radish, seen here worrying that you don't love her enough. Seriously? You would deny this face kisses?

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I need to stock up on my Ativan before RFK replaces all our prescriptions with powdered horse semen and spray tan juice

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Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

Today's reading. No real reason. Totally unrelated to recent events and the terrifying reality of living in 2025 America. #tyranny #blueskybooks #americaisgross

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Here we go again...Buckle up, y’all. Here are some protest signs from the first time TFG threatened our way of life. May we continue to protest loudly and fervently.

A huge (HUGE!) owl flies in front of our car Husband: A bat!

The fuck you mean "inside thoughts"? Baby, my inside thoughts busted through the screen door and got knocked up by the neighbor's dog.

Husband looking at DoorDash app: Ok, Red Robin will be here shortly. Me, an idiot baby: Who the fuck is Fred Robinson?