a day in the life: robbed at the Drybar, flagged down a cop, then spent two hours with my Uber driver who was 10 toes down for the cause and got OUT OF THE VEHICLE to press people for me as we followed them on Find My iPhone. despite the stress, and being so damn close twice, it was kind of fun.

showing my client all the hidden features in his new car and he looked at me like i was a genius. nobody reads their car manual and it shows. 🤭😅

valet → tsa → caribou coffee → gate in under 20 minutes… this is how it should be

totally forgot I created a telegram 🙈 t.me/+kqAwCKZd1xx...

see you soon Chicago and Philadelphia! 😉

cities I’d like to visit soon: Boston, Charlotte, Houston, St. Louis, Denver and Scottsdale

some cities feel different the moment you land. something in the air, the pace, the light… and i've been thinking about a few of them lately.

Ms. Savage 🩶 #oursky

in an elevator with a client and a man looks at us and says “you look nothing like your father… your mother must be gorgeous” I had to keep it together until the doors closed 😩🤭

dangerous curves

“have you ever shared a seventh-inning stretch with someone who knows how to look at you when you light up about something you love?” i wrote about my mlb stadium challenge on substack… if that kind of thing resonates with you #oursky

a client and i started a book club we started with The Long Walk, a dystopian trauma… & now, we’re on Antony and Cleopatra, a doomed empire. book club with this man is escalation after escalation…

a little travel this month… NYC: March 9-11 DC: March 16-18 MeetPaigeSavage.com #oursky

late-stage capitalism update: black history month ends soon for an additional $1000 i will issue you a certificate of completion confirming you have “engaged in allyship” a premium embossed version costs extra, frame sold separately, & no refunds in March #oursky

a 72 year old who “can’t work computers” walked to the store, bought two gift cards with cash, and paid his deposit via invoice with zero issues interpret that as you will… #oursky

i’ve avoided doing an advice column for years because, hello… do we really need more opinions? but i get asked the same kinds of questions a lot from clients & providers… so, i’m trying it you can send questions to: [email protected]

some women wait for flowers some women become them happy valentine’s day 💕

every time i go to post something: not polished enough… not perfect enough. the reality is the pressure to be exceptional just to earn a fraction is exhausting. and some of us were handed a smaller margin for error from the start. #oursky

apparently i have a travel schedule ✈︎ february: chicago march: nyc + dc april*: philly, nyc + boston may*: san diego, la, bay area + seattle *baseball season has entered the chat⚾️ #oursky #fmty

extrovert me writes checks introvert me cannot always cash 🤭

mike conley getting traded and i’m supposed to just… continue my day? #timberwolves #mntimberwolves

“Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.” this doesn’t feel like coincidence in #minneapolis anymore. it feels like pressure by design: wear people down, make them afraid, make resistance feel pointless.

the average American man weighs 199.8lbs. my first working set of deadlifts is 225lbs. anyway…

I’m not intimidating. I’m just paying attention.

people keep asking “why #minneapolis” not to be all “woo woo”, but i looked at the city’s natal chart and even as an amateur i went, “oh! oh, that tracks.” the astro-girlies may need to be taken seriously. #astrosky #astrology

some of y’all will tell chatgpt everything but draw the line at minding your own damn business.

nothing destabilizes a man like a woman with top tier emotional literacy who still feels her feelings. it’s psychological warfare, apparently

it genuinely makes my heart happy when clients let me practice by reading their natal chart it’s one of those small things that lands deeper than expected #astrosky #astrology

casual dinner date vibes 🖤

honest question for providers: how long is too long for someone to sit on your newsletter without ever booking? what is your personal threshold and why? at some point you have to cut off the lurking and orbiting.

my overnight with the british dilf. the stereotypes persist. would recommend.

i love #minneapolis, and although opportunities to move to larger cities have presented themselves, i choose to live here intentionally. that said, it feels like this city hasn’t had an ounce of rest since 2015, especially since 2020.

just a heads up. i’ll be in scottsdale, milwaukee, kansas city, atlanta, and miami this month. chicago, san francisco, san jose, and los angeles next. 💌 meetpaigesavage.com

right on red

men tell me more than they mean to and i listen more than they realize.

does the timeline want new photos or are we in our “quiet appreciation” era?

i know everyone’s tired of escorts starting substacks… which is why i started a substack. first piece later this week. some things deserve to be served neat. substack.com/@paigesavage...

men fear witches & sirens until they’re begging one to call them again

it’s not that i’m intimidating… it’s that you can’t half-ass presence with me.

men return to me for the same reason they return to good jazz: depth, warmth, and a feeling they can’t quite name.

stillness looks good on me #slowtravel #quietluxury

doing a last-minute delta medallion run dec 29–30 or 30–31. open to one proper dinner date; easy, unhurried, well planned… in nyc, scottsdale, san jose, sf, la, or austin. email if that sounds like you.

i’m $1,000 MQDs away from diamond medallion & trying to decide if a completely unnecessary msp→lga turn-&-burn is self care or a cry for help.

have you ever humbled a man down so cleanly & so politely you considered posting the transcript?

he flew in for an overnight. corner suite. dior on my neck. private dinner. new lingerie waiting for me. whatever tier comes after princess treatment… that’s where i ended up last night.

might cancel my healing journey and listen to my inner demons instead

i don’t punish inconsistency. i just vanish. more humane that way.

the weight isn’t the only thing rising 😏 #bodybuilding

Did you miss me or should I make another grand entrance? 💋