GOING LIVE PLAYING ENA: DREAM BBQ BLIND, NO IDEA WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT, COME WATCH THANKS Twitch.tv/mightbecactus

do fish see water

"Oh @gekkosquirrel.bsky.social is doing viewer matches today, I'll hop in the lobby early for maximum games!" 3 Hours later:

MORE ULTRAKILL NOW, PLAYING THE ENCORE LEVELS TODAY! Twitch.tv/mightbecactus

I'm not fucking clicking that

LIVE NOW ULTRAKILLING TIME!! Twitch.tv/mightbecactus

I don't play fortnite much nowdays but my favorite thing is seeing sweats cry about simple edit being a thing. Brings a smile to my face

after a long wait, finally getting an adhd diagnosis and likely put on meds tomorrow :) (It's taken like a year and a half to finally get to this point lmfao)

why in christ do I keep randomly getting unhinged political accounts following me without me even posting shit lmfao keep your grubby hands out of my page on scurry back to twitter lmfao

So uh, found out butter expires today I've been using expired butter for nearly 3 months I wish I was joking

someone remind me when the milk is a year old (going on 3.5 months, anniversary is at 29.7.2025)

overwatch has me by the balls and it keeps twisting

the milk is now 3.5 months old

I saw a dream today where matpat was eating a giant pizza and a big ass donut, I do not remember anything else but that shit made me hungry

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Sleep schedule so broken that it flipped back around and I woke up at 8 am Mission failed successfully??

Sleep schedule so broken that Imma need more than metaphorical duct tape to fix this

Woke up and went to look in a mirror and forgot I had eyeliner on from the day before and startled myself

Run for your life I'm making soup for the first time right now, either it is blessed by the holy spirit or it's straight up poison.

Not even joking, saw a dream where I cleaned my fridge, but alas it was just a dream

Wait now that I think about it, no fucking wonder my fridge is posessed, I have 3 months old milk just marinating in there and like 3 cartons of eggs that are many months expired, no fucking wonder my fridge lashes out at me

Standing in pitch black in my apartment to assert dominance at my haunted fridge

I am convinced my refrigerator is fucking posessed, it keeps screeching at me during the most random hours

anyone else ever fall asleep watching hell's kitchen? Gordon ramsay screaming bloody murder just gets me so relaxed I guess 😭

The Fog is coming.

O yea I forgot to put a hashtag on the earlier post so I'm redoing it rq LMAO my bad #promosky #promo #skypromo No, I do not have shame LMAO

guilty gear strive está uma loucura

Looking for some mutuals/people to follow, so interact with this post if you Fw any of these things lmao :D - Team fortress 2 - Kingdom hearts - Guilty Gear - Fear and hunger - Persona - Yakuza - Overwatch 2 - Risk of Rain 2 - Ultrakill - Terraria - Sea of thieves - Minecraft - One Piece etc. Lmao

How many pot busters to fix (or disintegrate) his spine? #Guiltygear #Ggst

I have no idea how this platform works just BEAR with me

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