I don’t think our midfield has clicked at all this season, not sure how they’ve gone from the most formidable midfield 3 in the league to looking like they barely know each other. It’s so strange! #nufc

Some players are easy targets but others are playing just as shit but get a pass because their face fits. Honestly fear for the social media meltdown even on here if we don’t get 3 points on Sunday. #nufc

Who’s in the hot seat for Scapegoat FC tonight? #nufc

This team thrives on intensity and Eddie has took that away in order to cope with extra games. We are a shadow of ourselves. I still think we’ll get a result! #nufc

Liverpool’s drop in form isn’t surprising. They’ve been awful since Newcastle beat them in the cup final. They’d already racked up enough points to win a title by just being the least bad. Nothing outstanding about it, City and Arsenal just never showed up.

There’s nothing “Super” about today’s offering on Super Sunday. Cue two 4-4 draws. #supersunday

This week Reform Uk have complained about schools, complained about Question Time and complained about the BBC as a whole. Are they the snowflakes? (We all know they are)

Big Nick is 18/1 to be top scorer at the World Cup, I don’t think it’s a bad bet considering they have Curacao in their group. #nufc

I hope I am wrong, but I think Tino will be away in the summer. #nufc

Car failed MOT, merry fucking Christmas! 😩

And I will repeat Zia Yusuf is a cunt #bbcqt

This has got to be the biggest shit stirring piece of television in history! #bbcqt

Same bloke asks his followers to stop moaning about trivial nonsense 2 hours after himself moaning about trivial nonsense which were also massive dog whistles. Blokes an utter cunt!

Thought I’d logged into X, fuck me I see it’s Scapegoat FC tonight. #nufc

Frustrating. #nufc

Dear Vlad, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Payday and Black Friday emails! All received since last night. All complete shite!

Chris Mason is a cunt!

Beth Rigby is another shit stirrer masquerading as a journalist.

It’s amazing how many people’s lives would improve if they stopped reading The Daily Fucking Mail.

Been an absolute pleasure watching Liverpool lately! 😂

Had to go for a run after seeing the gammon retirees in the family WhatsApp group collectively shit the bed at the thought of taking kids out of poverty! Fucks sake!

I said this was a bit of a free hit and had a chance to have made more changes. Having led its so disappointing, we just don’t have anyone to unlock a defence. We need a proper number 10. #nufc

Piers Morgan is such a cunt! #Newsnight

Can we not use this to bring that cunt down? Durham Council do fuck all when you mention it.

Why anyone would take the Spurs job is beyond me, they ruin ambitious managers!

I wonder if Liverpool fans are starting to see that they only won the title last year from being the least shit.

How the fuck is Jeremy Hunt a “Sir” ? #bbclaurak

Laura Kuenssberg and Chris Mason aren’t journalists, they are just shit stirrers.

Can someone mebbes plug Wayne Rooney in next week. #motd

7 games on MOTD, unheard of these days, and we won! #nufc

Mental that some fans downplay us before the game, see us win, and still go on to pick faults in our game because they were wrong. Just enjoy it FFS! #nufc

Joelinton got the whole of social media rattled! No I don’t know how he gets away with it either. #nufc

Quadruple still on #nufc

Captain Hindsight here, but the Anderson and Minteh deals instead of selling Gordon will look worse and worse as time goes on. #nufc

The £125 million man must be on part time hours?

We really need to rediscover how to be Shithouse FC tomorrow night! I am going 2-2 #nufc

People blaming Labour for the pandemic on Facebook. We really do have our own MAGA!

Fiona just casually defending Reform there! #bbcqt

The Jeremy Vine show is awful, he’s nothing but a shit stirrer intent on a Reform UK government being elected in 2029!

Asked about Tommy Robinson supporting her asylum plans Shabana Mahmood replies that "Tommy Robinson doesn't even think I'm actually English, so he will certainly not be supporting anything I've got to say." But he is supporting what she's got to say. That was the point of the question

Labour have fucked it like! Absolutely clueless morons!

Podcasts were great until everyone had one!

Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface, we can do better than this.

I just don’t get the correlation between lifting a few weights and suddenly deciding everyone needs to hear your opinion on a podcast! Bring back shame! FFS!

I don’t think our midfield has clicked at all this season, not sure how they’ve gone from the most formidable midfield 3 in the league to looking like they barely know each other. It’s so strange! #nufc

Can’t even enjoy Liverpool being shite!

It does feel like unless it’s an 8pm KO at SJP we have very little about us. #nufc

No one talks as much shit as Fletch and Ally McCoist

I actually think Anderson will be Tonali’s replacement eventually! He plays that role so well for England. #nufc