I'm sick.

Note to self: if anyone does the "forceful handshake introduction tactic" just immediately lose my balance fall into them crashing as many people onto them as possible..."accidentally" of course.

Oh yeah... You can get a "nines don't matter" or "test in prod or live a lie" or "if you liked it then you should have put an SLO on it" t-shirt or hoodie at my old bonfire shop, lol. www.bonfire.com/store/mipsyt...

Dear friends in the outbound marketing deoartment: just writing some code and running ut is NOT AI. You're welcome.

Hey friends! I'm so stoked to be talking about the intersection of site speed, user experience, and business outcomes at WebExpo (@webexpo.bsky.social) in Prague later this month! Use the promo code TAMMY25 to get a 15% discount on your pass. Info + tickets: webexpo.net/prague2025/s...

Spring is bloooming. Let's go protest Trumpism!

Ice. Heat. Anti-inflammatory analgesics. Wish me luck.

OH: "How could the last 30 years of my expertise be wrong? You guys monitor the stuff and if something breaks you send us the logs. That's how we do it!"

Just reflecting on the the fact that I have seen more videos from old white guys showing exactly how to handle law enforcement inquiry during a hypothetical traffic stop than I have ever seen advice about what to do if you, or someone your with, is being kidnapped by masked government agents.

Yes, no technology is perfect. But don't blame the tools you use for your own irresponsible misuse of the technology. #dontblamesignal

It seems like too little an effort to just post on @bsky.app that I'm really not okay with what's happening in our country, our community and the executive branch of the government. So, I vote and I donate to @democracydocket.com -> www.democracydocket.com/support/

Oh, yes I've heard "I can build that in a weekend" so many times...especially unbelievable back when nobody had a Copilot/AI to help them code.

Srsly...

Oh hey, I'm joining the CNCF Observability TAG tomorrow at 9:30am PST to talk about all things o11y 2.0. Come, join us, bring all your questions and/or throwing peanuts, it's going to be fun! 📉🙌📈 Zoom info: tockify.com/cncf.public.... Previous eps: www.youtube.com/@cncftagobse...

Celebrating my 10th @dynatrace.com #PERFORM with an amazing experience! 2 breakout sessions, Innovation Stage, Main Stage, Analyst and Press Briefings, Team Award, Guild Meetup with fantastic discussions with customers, community members, friends, colleagues, partners and the amazing DT teams!

How have they been planning this for years without so much as one person objecting to the plan, excusing themselves from the conclave and going to the authorities to prevent the forseen harms to ensue? Anyone?

We could have had a whole different administration, with respect for all religions and non-religion. Instead we got this scary bullshit. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I had a convo with someone concerned about their personal internet traffic/ips being tracked and used against them by The First Ord...sorry, the justice dept. I had two ideas for them: - use a private VPN solution of any kind - if you have networking at your home, purge logs often Other tips?

There might be some livestreaming from #Perform2025 tomorrow @isitobservable.bsky.social @dynatrace.com youtube.com/@isitobserva...

Oh no...what!?!? Amazing, annual pilgrimage to #Perform2025 with @dynatrace.com

"You may ask yourself: my god, what have I done!?"

Yo - it's happening again!!! @dynatrace.com Perform 2025 in Las Vegas! It's gonna be awesome - packed full of some amazing talks from really excellent #o11y visionaries! #Perform2025

I find that when I ask the dog if he "wants to go out" I then quickly think to ask: "but will you clean?" #silo

10cm

Oooops I did it again...

@bsky.app what is the proper english pronunciation of your name? Is it two words words as in "Blue" and "Sky"? or...onw word like "Blueski"?

Mushrooms are great on pizza. Prove me wrong. #pizzafight

With respect to a trend where performance and observability converge, I will change my spelling of concurrency to: "concurrent see"

He snores.

A nsfw pic of my dog Jasper

Back in August, it was @dynatrace.bsky.social 5yr IPO Anniversary!

a creepy version from a recording session with my friend Janet s.disco.ac/euvlqufilnnw

AI loves my face...

Hi BlueSky - ¡Mucho Gusto! s.disco.ac/expbrkvsoenh