I'm starting to question if I know what the term ceasefire means. Or if multiple government leaders don't.

Please tell me it was a fever dream where I read they are talking about using executive order to make Pluto a planet again. I miss my tiny farboi planet but not like this...

Infected mushroom tonight. Hype

Why do I stay at jobs Way past when is healthy mentally to do so? I mean I guess part of it is literally no one clamoring for me, but that isn't unexpected.

OK I'm gonna need anyone talking about him in writing to put "he isn't dead" at the start of every headline about David Attenborough. All these headlines are making mornings tweaky.

This cover art still bugs me greatly.

My take on all the videos from last night... I miss shmoocon

Dear phone, please stop popping up collections of photos of my cat I just lost this week. You aren't helping

19+ years I've had her in my lap every morning and evening. My lap is going to feel so empty tonight.

If anyone out there actually cares about me, send me some love tomorrow. I'll need it

Watching the sunset with my 19 year old. Yes it's morning, don't ruin it for her, she lost her eyesight a year or so ago and doesn't know it isn't sunset time

Do I know anyone at Censys?

Like a lot of small businesses in our region, Firestorm has been in financial distress for the last year. Hurricane Helene was our tipping point, but local cost of living increases, inflation, and higher occupancy costs are huge contributors. 1/9

How long do you think after "it" happens will they try to use Ai to pretend he is still around?

Happy "everything on the internet is a lie, more so than normal" day *logs off*

Trump putting his stupid signature on printed bills is a veiled attempt to boost crypto currency by getting people to not want to carry cash. Change my mind.

Been listening to this song for like 32 years. It still does it for me youtu.be/KGYbtJoPtPY?...

If anyone out that knows me has ever said "I bet that person would be awesome to have on my team" hit me up, I'm considering new opportunities. Remote is a requirement however.

If I had a time machine I'd go back to when I could run into @hacks4pancakes.com at conferences. Better days behind us

Why are we paying to have a congress when the president can just call anything an emergency and write an executive order?

Wakes up Checks phone to see if "it" happened Sigh, put down phone, make coffee The new morning ritual

I just saw someone refer to Ben Shapiro as eugenics levy and that shit is funny. Also, fuck Ben Shapiro

What if, instead of steaming movies, there was local places you could pay a few bucks to borrow a blue ray for a few days. Or if you didn't want to do that, you could have a few blue rays at a time sent to you via mail. That would be neat.

I can't help but feel with our interceptor resources and thaad setups dwindling, North Korea is about to enter the game

I feel sorry for younger folk who never got to experience the excitement of emerging tech. When it was about seeing what we could figure out how to do, not to just make money. When it wasn't immediately perverted and used against society.

As much as I love seeing mtg so pissed off about how fucking wrong she was about her life choices, she really should shut the fuck up talking about "them" doing bad stuff. She is forever just as at fault.

How do you surrender in a war you didn't start.

So it's we are just torpedoing ships in international waters and haven't formally declared war, we are just terrorists right?

I still never touch those gambling apps, but it makes me wonder how much money is tied up on what date "it" happens to"him"

Releasing the epstine files is great and all but wouldn't it be better to have a department of justice that actually acted on the shit they have?

There's two types of friendships One where your friend does something not great and you talk to them about it so they can be better in the future One where you ghost your friend because they don't mean enough to bother to talk to I had a bunch of the latter it seems

Being delisted by this government is the best advertisement you can get

Tsa precheck suspended to try to punish for the shutdown. Don't need precheck if we get rid of tsa

I tried buddy. I'll miss you

This isnt fair, my cancer kitty who had a ping pong size tumor responded to meds and the tumor shrunk in weeks, a few weeks ago. I thought I was going to have him around longer. Today might be my last day with him. Fuck cancer

I wonder if they people who are all "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SUNG IN SPANISH, WHAT ABOUT ME??" don't realize it's ultra common to be able to understand more than one language in other countries. They are just telling on how stupid a bunch of people here are.

How fucked up do you need to be to drive the charge to go after lawmakers for the action of telling others not to follow illegal orders? That literally means they are trying to state to follow illegal orders or the govt will go after you, without any song and dance or anything.

Some of you can hear this image. If so, go take your evening aspirin.

The empire feels like it's collapsing. Anyone wanna go form a "group" to make an "encyclopedia"?

For everyone freaking out about ring cameras, just a reminder, Amazon owns blink. If you trust Amazon with your footage inside your house

Fun fact: when they say "love is the secret ingredient" they mean semen

"oh fuck, the dumb assed that listen to me and are dying are the ones that vote for us, quick now vaccines are ok" - talk show people running the govt

Wonder how many incinerators they bought

Because most politicians are impotent and just want to keep their status I dont need to ask them, they tell me every fucking day

There was a time when there were a bunch of competing versions of android out there striving to be the best. They were all free. The people who built them did so because they wanted to build something awesome. Not for money. Sad for those of you who are too young to have experienced "good tech" days

I'm confused. In normal people world, if you do something a judge deems illegal, there are punishments. When the government does something a judge deems illegal, it's treated as a suggestion at best. Even if it's breaking with the constitution. The fuck?

Strange how the Kennedy center all the sudden needs to be closed for the next couple years. Almost like someone is trying to avoid the bad press of all the cancelations

Body cams will just provide lots of video to doctor with Ai to change any narrative they want, change my mind.

1. Start war with iran 2. Stage attack on us soil 3.??? 4. Gilead

Wait... People are downloading and opening pdfs from the justice department on their personal devices?