Threads is proving unmatched at exposing me to small groups of dumb people who hate me.

So which states are Midwestern? And which one is the MOST Midwest? I polled 2500 people and used 53 maps and 10 rounds of competition to try to find the answer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsMF...

tomorrow, all is revealed

I didn't receive enough praise for not stealing my kids' Halloween candy, so I've started developing complicated loopholes in which I can, in fact, eat the candy.

As a fan of cinema, I watch lots of YouTube Shorts clips of movies with captions like, "He had no idea his Dad was SANTA."

Have you cast your vote yet?

My latest is all about billboards. How did they take over our roads? I bought one to find out. youtu.be/rNWgnEqvTkY

Julia Roberts could be a perfect voice twin for Lady Bird Johnson. That is all.

Have you seen my little project? It's a place for human recs of YouTube channels that always leave you feeling clicknourished instead of clickbaited. clicknourishment.com

Really got saved by 32 bit today.

Thank you Phil Edward's for this excellent rendition of my book. My Gen Z kids will now know what my book is about! @princetonupress.bsky.social

My newest video is all about the posture panic that swept across America - and how it connected to strict categories, thousands of nude photos, and a unique form of pseudoscience. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyRs...

Balance bikes are extremely underrated.

Why is Buc-ee's so popular? And will it take over the country? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aax5...

phew, avoided another ethical dilemma

I'm SO OVERWHELMED BY WORK!!!! (clicks on Now You See Me 3 Trailer)

baby blankets! www.youtube.com/shorts/QsnoZ...

Here's a video that should be entirely banal and apolitical but is somehow hot with controversy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpM7...

The stupid comes for us all! Astrology advice on the NYT!

The logistics behind the polio vaccine were astonishing. youtu.be/vpM7bVVIMxk

The word "humbled" is the best clue that somebody's about to start bragging.

I think some Gen Z humor is the host acting like they just told a super good joke, but you were out of the room, but trust me, it was really good.

Disney adults were all part of the plan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbHa...

Shooting the whole video this way may have been a mistake.

this video needs to do well so I can sequel it with SPA2E BABIES, SPACE BABI3S, and then SP4CE BABIES www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SbU...

Why was China obsessed with space babies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SbU...

not worried about superintelligence? then you clearly don't remember when marilyn vos savant took over the world and had a 20-year reign of terror.

You know what's ACTUALLY punk rock? Working for Raytheon for 35 years, honoring your country, listening to soothing music, dressing appropriately, honoring your country a second time, telling people to stop disrespecting their elders. THAT'S punk rock.

when the llama llama hits hard

We should just agree to switch from Elf on the Shelf to Where's Waldo month. Hide a Waldo. Pick some crap month like March. Who's making the change.org for this?

I'm listening...

Were concrete ships actually a good idea? I kayaked up to a few to find out. youtu.be/opwBfUC_rrI

I came, I saw, I filled up. www.youtube.com/shorts/Dgmwg...

The slot machine dynamics of short form are obvious when you look at wild variance in individual performance across platforms.

Is anyone else confused about the current political valence of Hawaiian shirts? I thought for a while Nazis wore them, but now they are kinda common?

After people relentlessly criticized my driving posture in my last video, I am now giving them an opportunity to watch me kayak.

things are looking up!!!!

ROAD TRIP! I went to Breezewood to figure out what happened. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFBJ...

Publishing more shortform videos has helped me make big inroads in the moron community.

How was getting a Coke different in 1890, 1960, and 2020? Fun fact, I now own 1890s and 1960s costumes. youtu.be/9uyyQxSt07M

Today I inadvertently asked some people to explain the concept of relaxation.

ummmmm YES PLEASE

called some pizza places from the Pentagon pizza report and didn't leave super convinced of the theory. youtube.com/shorts/K0ee2...

enough time has passed that we can admit that OK Soda was actually pretty cool

every time i read a GQ article I'm like, "maybe it's a good thing human writers are being replaced."

these chipmunks are too humanoid.

new video! the movie industry in america is perfect to explain with a map. there's cliffs, real estate, and lots and lots of tax money. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0f...

it's like a jump scare when you're listening to a podcast with tech demigods and one of those vintage "revenge of the nerds" style laughs sneaks out.

This movie about Rasputin came out, like, a year after his death. So it's weird to think of a Rasputin movie being closer to the true crime genre.