Tonight at @ponyseattle.bsky.social it's the monthly return of BEEFCAKE, retro gay bar tunes from the physique magazine era of 1955-1985

Throwback to meeting Tiffany "New York" Pollard while spinning Bearracuda in 2019. She was cool as hell! I'll be spinning Bearracuda Seattle again on April 4th at @massiveclub.bsky.social @bearracuda.bsky.social

Going live with The Dark Rites Of Arkham right now on Twitch.tv/kingofpants

SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!

My first act as president will be to outlaw all Ru-sicals

That Traitors finale was really unsatisfying

SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!

Going live now for Murder Monday with more play-along puzzles in Brink of Consciousness: Dorian Gray Syndrome Twitch.tv/kingofpants

It's mangoes. They taste like pine needles and are mostly pit.

Had a dream that there was some franchise crossover that made Krusty the Clown one of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Headed to Portland to spin for Tusk tonight with DJ Sappho at Alberta St Pub!

Going live now with what is hopefully the end of the spooky séance game that we've been playing for weeks upon weeks. 👻 Twitch.tv/kingofpants

PORTLAND! This Saturday I'll be down to play TUSK, a gay Orc/Wizard/Barbarian/Fantasy dance party 🧌 2/14 at Alberta St Pub

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter? Exiting the Tiki Room at Disneyland I was behind Ginnifer Goodwin. She was asking a question then turned around to me and said "You're not my sister!". I also had brunch at the next table over from Guillermo Diaz in West Hollywood.

Celebrating Super Bowel Sunday with disco, drinks and no sports! Come have a gay ol' time at @ponyseattle.bsky.social with us 4-9pm

Opening night of our staged parody of Twilight and I have to publicly to apologize to Anna Kendrick because this weekend Jessica has a beard. 🧛‍♂️✨

Heheheh 😎

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Perfect albums from when I was 16 Truly the soundtrack of my life

The stained glass community says fuck ICE

interesting to note both treatments for alzheimers are infusions that are delivered every 2-4 weeks via IV in the hand, and require both MRI and cognitive tests to monitor. Weird.

Strangers love to come up and tell me that I look like any fat guy celebrity with a beard

In Vegas at the world famous Peppermill Lounge, trying to break into show business

Sat Jan 31st BEARRACUDA returns to Seattle with the Winter Beef Ball! I'll be spinning with @djmattstands.bsky.social and it's going to be a wild night! 🐻❄️🥩 @massiveclub.bsky.social @bearracuda.bsky.social

My Internet has been out for two days and I feel like a pioneer woman on the Oregon trail. I hate it.

In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?

This gal was walking around in the club like this, fully IGNORING how heels are supposed to be worn. Just like "No thanks, I'll side-foot it".

Stop scrolling and post two characters who being you joy and happiness.

It shall be known as the Epstein War

Is that good or bad?

Happy New Year, Lady 🎩🌹

Welcome to the public domain, Nancy Drew

Happy New Year! On my way down to Portland to spin Lumbertwink tonight. If you're there too let's toast! 🥂🍾🎊

Need a fix for your Heated Rivalry withdrawals? Come to Lumbertwink's 11th Annual NYE, we will accept hockey gear/ Rozanov and Hollander Cosplay in addition to onesies and plaid for discounted entrance. Bonus prizes for any dressed as “The Cottage.”

HEY PDX! Come spend NYE with me at Lumbertwink! Spinning with DJ Sappho at the Alberta St Pub, it's always an amazing way to ring in the new year 🎇🎊🍾

Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)

Hope everyone's holidays are as sparkling as our vintage 60s aluminum tree with (mostly) vintage ornaments🎄🎅

Lovely mention from dear friend Ben DeLaCreme in @thestranger.com about our War On Christmas show

If you're cold, they're cold. BRING THEM INSIDE.

Only 2 more chances to see our "War On Christmas!" show at Theatre Off Jackson! On Xmas eve and Fri 12/26. If you're in Seattle, don't miss it! Info & tix at shoesandpants.com

If you ever wanted to see a Christmas comedy/variety show that includes at least one erotic re-imagining of a beloved Broadway musical, there's just two days left for you to fly to Seattle & see Scott Shoemaker's War on Christmas

i want to wake up in the morning and learn that santa personally killed everyone responsible for the current situation we're in

Time for a Christmas War!

I love my holiday traditions. Last night was Scott Shoemaker’s “the War on Christmas.” A subversive, blasphemous and aggressively queer holiday show. Always hilarious. Seattle folks get your tickets. I never miss it.

low-key yule this year, but lots of the same cozy fun as last year! come have some cocoa, cider or mulled wine with us as we peek in on the Gävle Goat, decorate the Lodge with YOUR ornaments and stockings (join our discord for more info~!), go over my 2025 top 3's and more! twitch.tv/jedi_iwakura

Happy first day of Saturnalia to all ancients who celebrate

I've been spending days obsessively figuring out how to put old games and emulators on my steam deck, I feel like a mad scientist