Listen to @thestranger.com! Come see our show Ms. Pak-Man: Out Of Control at the Triple Door on June 6th! Tix- www.shoesandpants.com

Hot Take PDX last night was epic with Seattle comrade Jane Don't, Jasmine Masters and Biqtch Puddin! All the performers went full throttle. The roof was blown so far off the place they're still looking for it! Thanks Hot Take and @bearracuda for having me! 💅🫠💃

On the train down to Portland to DJ for HOT TAKE tonight with Jane Don't and Jasmine Masters! 🚂💅

I'm spinning HOT TAKE this Sat 5/30 with the amazing talents of Jane Don't, Jasmine Masters, Biqtch Puddin, Mulan Alexander and more!! See you at Nova PDX!

Headed to Phoenix for Bearracuda tonight!

Bearracuda is returning to Phoenix on Sat 5/23, I'll be spinning and @jphardyxxx.bsky.social will be hosting! Excited to be back in PHX! 🐻🌵

This Saturday is Bearracuda PHOENIX at KOBALT and here are a few of our crew! May 23th after 9:30pm: bearracuda.com/events/phoen...

Bearracuda is returning to Phoenix on Sat 5/23, I'll be spinning and @jphardyxxx.bsky.social will be hosting! Excited to be back in PHX! 🐻🌵

What I’m trying to get at is Tim Schafer should do an X-Files point n’ click. 70% funny 30% scary, strictly 2D

Nobody's brave enough to say it but Jacob Elordi looks like Weird Al

Uh oh, they let me have another birthday

My B-day is coming up so this Sun Apr 26th I'm celebrating with disco at @ponyseattle.bsky.social! The Tiny Tea Dance will become the Freddy Tea Dance from 4-9pm so come shake your cakes! 🎂

Checked clearsky and found out that I am on 4 block lists of Tr*mp accounts, which is so astronomically wrong about me. Is this some plot to put Left people on lists to fracture bsky's progressive user base?

Record Store Day haul 2026. I slept in and didn't line up but I still ended up with some discs on my major want list. Lucky for all of you, I would've been a real pill if I didn't get that Goblin record. #rsd2026

Going live with Foolish Mortals, an amazing point-and-click that is heavily inspired by Disneyland's Haunted Mansion and New Orleans Square. Half the fun is looking for all the ride references. Twitch.tv/kingofpants

This is how I access Bluesky

TONIGHT! Bearracuda Seattle celebrates 18 Years in SeaTown at Massive. Dj @mateosegade.bsky.social and me spinning with an army of gogo bears, hosted by Matt @bearracuda.bsky.social and @jphardyxxx.bsky.social! 🐻🎂

This train has been fully stopped, already an hour and a half late and now my earbuds died.

On the train, got assigned seat 13 on car 13. Just a peek inside my twisted gothcore world. (hair flip)

The PBS DOCUMENTARIES YouTube channel launches today w/ features, shorts and science/history specials. The goal is to "amplify storytelling from PBS stations, production partners and independent filmmakers" w/ 100+ new videos annually—incl. premieres and originals. www.pbs.org/about/about-... #PBS

BEARRACUDA is celebrating 18 Years in Seattle on April 4th with DJ Mateo Segade and me! Tons of gogo bears and friendly strangers at @massiveclub.bsky.social , hope to see you there! @bearracuda.bsky.social @mateosegade.bsky.social

Going live now with more of the extremely bizarre game Mystery of the Druids (2000)! Twitch.tv/kingofpants

Two years ago we had to rage quit playing Mystery of the Druids. We picked it back up last week and have made big progress. Streaming it again right now on Twitch! Twitch.tv/kingofpants

It's my 6 Year anniversary on Twitch! I'm starting the week with a replay of a chapter of the Murder She Wrote video game right now! Twitch.tv/kingofpants

A French braid is when you put your tongue in it

It's Mike's birthday today and he'll be behind the bar at the @ponyseattle.bsky.social Tiny Tea Dance! Come give him some love! 4-9p

How the fuck is it snowing in Seattle?? Spring is NEXT WEEK

Streaming now with the occult adventure The Dark Rites of Arkham on Twitch 🤘🦇🐙 Twitch.tv/kingofpants

I threw my back out picking up my dog's poop this morning and the strongest pills I have are Costco brand Aleve and we lost an hour of sleep today. Suffice it to say I have to miss spinning disco at the tea dance today.

There's a sense of shame and triumph that the bedroom wall clock will be correct again since I never changed it from the last daylight savings switch.

Tonight at @ponyseattle.bsky.social it's the monthly return of BEEFCAKE, retro gay bar tunes from the physique magazine era of 1955-1985

Throwback to meeting Tiffany "New York" Pollard while spinning Bearracuda in 2019. She was cool as hell! I'll be spinning Bearracuda Seattle again on April 4th at @massiveclub.bsky.social @bearracuda.bsky.social

Going live with The Dark Rites Of Arkham right now on Twitch.tv/kingofpants

SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!

My first act as president will be to outlaw all Ru-sicals

That Traitors finale was really unsatisfying

SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!

Going live now for Murder Monday with more play-along puzzles in Brink of Consciousness: Dorian Gray Syndrome Twitch.tv/kingofpants

It's mangoes. They taste like pine needles and are mostly pit.

Had a dream that there was some franchise crossover that made Krusty the Clown one of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Headed to Portland to spin for Tusk tonight with DJ Sappho at Alberta St Pub!

Going live now with what is hopefully the end of the spooky séance game that we've been playing for weeks upon weeks. 👻 Twitch.tv/kingofpants

PORTLAND! This Saturday I'll be down to play TUSK, a gay Orc/Wizard/Barbarian/Fantasy dance party 🧌 2/14 at Alberta St Pub

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter? Exiting the Tiki Room at Disneyland I was behind Ginnifer Goodwin. She was asking a question then turned around to me and said "You're not my sister!". I also had brunch at the next table over from Guillermo Diaz in West Hollywood.

Celebrating Super Bowel Sunday with disco, drinks and no sports! Come have a gay ol' time at @ponyseattle.bsky.social with us 4-9pm

Opening night of our staged parody of Twilight and I have to publicly to apologize to Anna Kendrick because this weekend Jessica has a beard. 🧛‍♂️✨

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