I'll probably never peak past the liberating feeling that I had this morning after I sat down and rather viciously, dare I say ravenously, evacuated my bowels.

This is how big my dick is.

Ravens qb isn't allowed to eat tonight after that throw lmao

This was April of 2021. I would love to get back down to that weight again.

"This shit is so stupid, I love it."

Good morning. The Snowboard Kids vinyl is on sale for 20 dollars from fangamer. have a great day. www.fangamer.com/collections/...

Pay it forward.

Move forward.

POLIWAG evolves 3 times?

Give me a reason that I should scrape my money together and go to agdq because the way that it looks right now...I'll probably just go back in the summer time. Unless I'm properly motivated, lol. PA is cool, but money.

If pokemon crystal was dropped today, then all of Kanto would've been paid dlc, and that's pretty sad to come to terms with.

My balls hurt Too many people breaking them lately

Put ya dick away, waltuh.

Damn. I guess that I don't say things like this too often, and it will solidify my place in the world as a mid-30s dude. I'm really not mad.. I'm just disappointed.

Have fun riding the air.

When I go to a deli now, I don't tolerate the worker putting their WHOLE-ASSED HAND into the deli bag to open it up. I will always request that they use the tongs or gloves...because why do I want your hands all up inside of the bag you're putting my food inside of? Shake the bag open, ffs.

woke up angry at bandai namco aka a normal day in the life of lone

Chelsea Peretti is one of the finest women alive

Stomp em in the nuts

Take a look inside It's my dick in a box.

❤️ ✨️

Aight den

The game list objectively sucks again

Make it a good day ✨️

I'm gonna steal my friends cat, dude. I swear it

Gg

Damn Tim Hortons really is better than Starbucks oop

happy halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHJB...

I think one of the coolest things in 2025 compared to 2015 is that over the course of that decade being on the internet, just about everyone I know has slightly improved on their lives juuuuuust enough to be able to see their friends outside of the marathon environment and that's a beautiful thing.

Don't beg anyone to love you.

Super Fucking Mario!!!!!!!!!

Happy 1 year to this banger of a bar

Had a bit of a storm last night and lost power. The computer wouldn't turn on, and I had QUITE a scare. We're good, though.

This is the final social media frontier for me. If this goes under, I'm just done with everything other than my dang phone number lol.

So whose making plans to go to agdq?

I'm just going to post that I shaved and then run away from bsky for 3 days

Stop bitching

Rip mariners gg

Every time I see some sub par switch 2 news, I'm more and more glad that I used that several hundred dollars for airfare to go to SGDQ last summer instead of buying one lmfao

Life is hard

We can't control the life that we've been handed, but we can always have control over the way we react and choosing the right thing or the good thing, even in a small way, can make all the difference. Every day we are given chances to do right by ourselves and people around us. Choose to do good.

I say this with complete seriousness in every single word: I hope that you all enjoy the new pokemon game and that it doesn't suck fucking ass ❤️

I fucking love one piece.

Dude, fuck François and his grumpy ass tbh.

say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl

When you genuinely come to the conclusion that someone was/is mentally unwell(in any way, shape, or form for that matter), you start to not feel as bad about the times you became collateral damage from their outbursts or poor judgment.