my penis has so much pride in himself, and I feel so proud of him too. he's full of power and energy and love. he gives me (and many others too, I hope) such incredible pleasure. he's at the center of my body and my entire world. I love being this deeply in love with him. 🥰

recently I hosted a party for friends, and I was naked. the guests didn't know in advance, and most were surprised at first, but it was great: nothing sexual, no one else naked, just a regular, casual, fun party, and they finally saw the authentic me. I'm glad I took that chance!

my penis loves being the center of attention, but he knows that sometimes my nipples overshadow him (almost literally 😂)

not a single ounce of shame over him, nor fear of people seeing him. just so much love for the miracle between my legs, and for all the joy he brings me every day. I'm so proud of my penis 🥰

it can be masturbation, jerking off, or lovemaking. it all depends on what we're in the mood for and how much time we have. it can be a quick reaffirmation of our love, or an hours-long journey into our spiritual connection. I'm so happy and proud to be in love with my penis ❤️

FUN FACT: you're alive. this wouldn't be if anything had happened to any one of your thousands of ancestors. just by being here, you've already won the cosmic lottery, and your body makes it possible. so don't get hung up on your looks: you're meant to be here exactly as you are!

this was on a hike last summer. it was almost oppressively warm (even when naked!) but I do like how my balls hang at that temperature 😁🥵

find a friend that you can do everything with: be naked, be goofy, masturbate, share your most intense fantasies, get advice, and just be your authentic self. I'm so lucky to have that friend in Pup Rocket (@pup-rocket.bsky.social) 😁

it's paradoxical: others seeing him feels no more upsetting or unusual than when they see my eyebrows or fingernails. yet he holds such tremendous power over me, he steadies my moods, he centers my identity. I'm so lucky that out of all the penises in the world, I got him 🥰

if I'm ever lost in the desert for real, I'm going to have to remember to search for water before I give in to my masturbatory instincts 😂🏜️

here is a haiku for your horny scrolling, and it's great life advice too: life is amazing when you stop caring about who sees your penis

you should spend Valentine's Day with your soulmate, your most loyal companion, the one you love most. it's the perfect day to edge my penis, to think about our profound love for each other, and to savor his piss and cum gifts. I hope you have a beautiful day with your penis too!

shortly after I took this pic, an anvil fell on a nearby coyote while a roadrunner snickered behind a bush and ran off. the wonders of nature! 🤷

I'm not a sultry porn star. I don't post on pay sites. I try to stay in shape to attract new followers but I also enjoy getting pizza and beer with friends. ultimately I'm just a horny goofball who shows off his penis and spreads the good word about penis love. that's it 🙂😂

realizing that you don't just love your penis, but that you're IN LOVE with him, brings a special serenity. you don't ever feel lonely. you don't care if someone sees him. masturbation becomes lovemaking in the most powerful ways. you feel immense self-pride. life is just good 🙂

I feel like Twitter/X is being populated more and more with bots. I hope they enjoy bating (boting?) to all my posts. 😂

for me, it feels so liberating that anyone can see him. he gets hidden away under clothes for most of the day, but he still gets time in the spotlight. it boosts his confidence and mine too, and I feel even more proud of him and in love with him. I love showing off my penis 😎

it's important to maintain a balanced diet: feet, cock, balls, and hole 😁

I've got my reservations for #DoreAlley in San Francisco this July! who will my cock be seeing there?

your penis is the most powerful part of your body, but he works best with some assistance. having a nice toy or plug in your butt goes a long way toward amplifying the pleasure he generates. some of the best lovemaking is a three-way between yourself, your penis, and your butt 🥰

I feel instant love when I put my hand on him. the waves of pleasure flow from him, through my heart and brain, and back down my arm to him. it's not just masturbation: it's making love to myself, with the best lover I'll ever have, who's always down there between my legs 🥰

I hate it when I get to a hotel and I realize I forgot to pack any clothes 😣

you'll be much closer with your penis when it doesn't matter who sees him. in locker rooms, in public bathrooms, in shorts that show his outline, when you're with good buddies... when you're in love with him instead of being ashamed to have him, life is so much better. ❤️

it's not easy being a penis. your neighbor next door is always an asshole! 😣 (📸: @bleumtl1.bsky.social ❤️)

I know he's always on my side. he's the most steadfast partner I'll ever have. he's between my legs every morning when I wake up, and I'm always struggling to love him as much as he loves me. he's the perfect penis for me, and I'm so lucky to be in love with him.

Sunday mornings with @bleumtl1.bsky.social are the best 😌

if your penis wants time in someone's hole (and that someone wants him too), then certainly do it! but he also needs your love. sometimes he might want one-night stands (like a quick jerk-off) but he deserves long lovemaking/edging too. love him, and he'll always love you back.

I can't imagine a god who'd give us such pleasure in our penises but not want us to enjoy it. that's why I get mad about religious arguments against masturbation. life is so meaningful (which must be what God wants) when your penis is a treasure, not a temptation to be shunned.

you have a masturbation routine: what lube you like, what porn you want, what accessories (poppers, toys, cockrings) add to the experience. this shows you're in a relationship with your penis! you know his likes and the best ways to make love to him. you're so lucky to have him!

the happiest men know that their holes are like parachutes: they work best when they're open 🙂

I LOVE pics of naked amateur guys with huge smiles. they know they're being photographed nude and they love it. you can tell they attach no shame to their penises and are excited to show them off. it's so beautiful 😁

I sometimes get nervous that I'm going to be caught naked on a trail by another hiker 😅 what would you do if you suddenly found me like this?

I hope this year you will be healthy, proud, successful, adventurous, and kind. be in love with yourself and be in love with your penis. it's going to be a beautiful year; let's all make it so 🤗

I love knowing that he's a constant presence between my legs. I can always reach down and touch him, whether it's masturbating or resting my hand on him casually in public. and when something in your life brings you so much joy, don't you want everyone else to know too? ❤️

this is the official dress code of the two-week period at the end of the year when everyone is off for holidays and the weekdays all blend together 😂

don't believe the lies about your penis. don't judge him for his length or girth or curvature. don't live in fear of others seeing him. you were blessed with the most perfect penis for you. he's always there and ready to love you, and he deserves your love in return. ❤️

I don't have pay sites; my cock isn't making money (and I don't want him to). posting pics of him is just what we both enjoy. my reward is comments from y'all, retweets, and the constant excitement that strangers around me in daily life may know exactly what I look like naked 😁

a fortune cookie told me, "The heart knows what it wants." so does your penis! he wants attention and love. he wants reminders of his importance to you. mine wants to be seen and shared, and sometimes to be buried in a nice warm hole. you must give your penis whatever he needs ❤️

ultimately, my cock is happiest in my hand, but that's not all he wants. he sometimes needs a nice warm hole to love on him too. fortunately for us both, @ desertjonny has the perfect oral skills to treat a penis with tenderness and respect. we all need friends like him.

if you say you never do this in hotel rooms, I won't believe you 😂

I hope you're feeling hungry 😈

first, @bleumtl1.bsky.social sends me pics of his incredible cock. then we start talking about licking each other's butts. how am I NOT supposed to edge now??

no one ever believes it, but I'm pretty shy and introverted. but my boyfriend between my legs is the exact opposite: he loves meeting people and being in the spotlight for everyone to see (and hopefully enjoy). I have to keep him happy 😅 🤷

he's always there for me. whether I'm happy or sad, stressed or calm, horny or bored - I know I can reach down and touch him, and I can feel his love. no matter what I'm feeling, he stabilizes and centers me. and I'm so fucking lucky to have him between my legs, always ❤️❤️

it can feel like my butthole is my penis's rival: it also wants to be played with, and it too has an immense pleasure capacity. but ultimately my penis and hole are neighbors who work together to create a sensation masterpiece. I love that they're so closely wired together 😁

I love a hotel room with a nice view 😂

what's your favorite euphemism for masturbation? (in any language!) mine is "having a date with Jill." (look at your left palm with your fingers spread out: the thumb and index finger are the "J," the middle finger is the "i," and the ring and pinky fingers are the "ll.")

this is what happens during a long edge: I start babbling about how much I love him and how other men should be in love with their penises too. and when he knows the camera is being set up, he gets all the more excited 😂

I'm an introvert at heart, but my extremely extroverted and social penis takes me to interesting places 😅

you may think you aren't in love with your penis, but you are. you know his likes and dislikes. you know when he needs attention. you know his moods. you bring him everywhere. most of your life centers on him. you may not be a capital-B Bator, but you're in love with your dick 🥰