Will I ever feel like I’m not a colossal pain in the ass to everyone I’ve ever encountered in the history of my life?

In dire need of a pumpkin to roll around in my enclosure.

I feel as though I’m languishing in the pupa stage…

A nice surprise from our yard 🍄

Shit’s pretty dang heavy, so here’s a small offering to beak up your doomscroll… Shar-Pei and her strawberry baby ❤️🍓

Got the morbs this evening, but thankfully I planned ahead and have some cake on hand.

I’m turning off my phone to take a nap. If anyone needs me, send a raven to tap at my window 👍

I’m going to start bruising from the amount of facepalming I’ve been doing.

I am so tired of always trying to take the high road. I’ll continue to do my best to make the climb, but dang that shit gets EXHAUSTING.

Psssst…. Hey! The eggs are the LEAST of our problems.

I always get so stuck on trying to make sense of things in life, but I think I just need to accept that some people are just shit asses and carry on 🤷‍♀️

I won this AMAZING original watercolor through a dog rescue auction a few months back. Pretty much sums up my feelings about everything right now.

When you’re Cobra Kai, but have that soft girl aesthetic 🌸