Good morning! Happy first day of school for all South African bundles of joy!

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Welcome to a new slate. You'll do good

The modern bikini was named after the Bikini Atoll,. Not the other way around. Also, the Bikini Atoll was the site of nuclear explosion tests. Did its designer hope the Bikini would explode into the market? If so, he bet on the right horse

A Lola 'good morning' to you. She's not ready for the paparazzi this morning.

What are Saturdays for?

Good morning, people of the sky 🩵 It's Friday and we're thankful. Dolphins have been seen gossiping.

I'm Lola 🐶 I can make you do anything for me just by luring you into my eyes. Give me all your biltong, now!

Good morning 💖 It's Friday eve! Yay! Bebé wishes you the brightest day ✨️ May you be as peaceful as you can be today.

#NOOZ Georgia The people of Georgia are on the streets fighting the outcome of the election. There are claims of ballot stuffing (sounds delicious), bribery (in upset that a political party had never handed me money to vote for them.)

#NOOZ Holy Land Wars Beirut and Tel Aviv are playing hot ping-pong. One firing missiles, back and forth. Israel also hit the Lebanese army by mistake (their aim is always Hezbollah). They have since apologised Meanwhile, Iran's ✨️Supreme✨️ Leader says that Israeli leaders must be unalived.

#NOOZ America Who's been helping Donny T pick his TV star line-up cabinet? Donald Trump Junior, that's who. Makes perfect sense.

#NOOZ Whose Namibia is it Anyway? Namibians will be voting this week. Let's see if SWAPO will survive or will be ANCed.

#NOOZ - news for the unserious serious global citizen.

It's 6am somewhere, so, good morning 💖

It’s all in the telling.

It upsets me that the government doesn't send us photos of cats every morning! What's my tax money doing? 😤

It's a Sunday! Rest. Chill. Show yourself some love. Eat well. Be whatever you cannot be on weekdays. For example, today I'm going to behave like a beached whale... just lay in one spot. Occasionally switching sides. I love you.

Top Tip: If you’re going to have a lot of puppies, always make sure they are stackable

Unclench your jaw

Having a toddler in the house is seeing random, lone shoes in the strangest places, like inside your blankets...

#NOOZ USA allows Ukraine to use weapons from them inside Vlad Put's backyard. That's an escalation. Vlo Zel promised to unleash Mentos-Coke sized pent-up anger on Moscow. Moscow promised to flatten Kyiv.

Good morning; people of the blue skies. Are you tired? Don't despair. If we're all tired, then are we really tired? If that didn't make sense, that's also fine. Bebé loves you

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