-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-

Boo, patients

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-

"I don't even know why I bother showing up anymore" "Not like I've got anyone to hang out with anyway"

Coming through, patients

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-

Alright, patients I'm getting older and I just don't have the time and energy to have long drawn out fights with dramatic speeches and flashy moves and transformations anymore That is why whenever I need to fight, I'm just doing this and ending the fight in one shot

Greetings, patients! -We're baaaaaaack!- "Isn't that just wonderful?"

//Just a reminder, the usual trio is coming back tomorrow, so get all your interactions with Father Faust while you still can

Good morning, everyone I hope you're all doing well I can't prove it, but I feel as though the door you've all been using to see me will vanish soon If that is the case, I hope to make the most out of today and offer guidance to whoever I can

Pardon for asking, but would any of you happen to possess any of the books of Kubaba? I assure you, I'll make it worth your while if you do

Greetings I've noticed a demon that frequents my church tends to write down information in a demonpedia. Curiosity got the better of me, and I decided I'd try writing my own notes Now then, who would like to assist me?

I am Father Faust, but just Faust will do This is a church, promoting equality and coexistence Angels, Demons, humans, you name it, are all allowed here

Greetings There wouldn't happen to be anyone in need of healing items or upgrades to blessed items, would there?

*The door opens, revealing a massive church. Empty pews stretch on as far as the eyes can see, with candles and chandeliers lighting the path towards the alter. At the alter stands a tall man, appearing around 9 feet tall. He's dressed in black robes and is.....wearing a bag?* Welcome

*A strange door has appeared. There's no telling where it could lead* *Investigate?*

*A strange door has appeared. There's no telling where it could lead* *Investigate?*

[TAKEOVER PINNED]

"....."

.....Why are you looking at us like that, patients?

-Welcome to the hospital. If you're here for help, please state your problem- -If you're here for some form of revenge or a general desire for conquest or chaos, please stand still for a second so I can go get my syringe and whack you with it-

//I've got plans for Thursday Terribly sorry to Fanny enjoyers. I'll give her extra interactions tomorrow and Wednesday to make up for it

//You think Damon and Baby Faust would be friends with Guilty Gear Faust

//Look at him with his big ol hands I've been grinding money so I could buy pins that show where all the books he wants are on the map, so it's only a matter of time before I get all his stuff Reeeeeeally hoping he has new dialouge for giving him all the books

"You know everytime someone here comes back from the dead I get real pissed off because how does everyone else cheat death accept for my brother??? Bullshit I tell you"

//...I'm starting to think he only has one portrait .....how would we still feel about a takeover tho?

//Why were these two only here for a single boss fight. Come baaaaaack

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-

//HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEAH

//Alright, games out Just gotta wait for the portraits to be ripped and it's Father Faust takeover time

-Hmmmm I like my job, but not actually getting money can be a problem sometimes- -.....Maybe I should get a side job?-

//Hey very specific question for you guys because I've been thinking about it for a little bit. If these three had a digimon, who would they have? This question for some reason has been far more difficult for me than if they had Pokémon

Did you know? I get a rather large wave of patients in my office any time a new episode of something popular comes out The Steel Ball Run premiere and a new Digital Circus episode in the same week has quadrupled my patient count

Patients, please remember to not mention me or my hospital around law enforcement I am a kind Doctor, but still very much actively wanted around the world

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-

Aren't I just adorable, patients?

"Alright, time for something I bet no one expected to hear out of me. Philosophy" "I'm curious. Do any of you think it's possible to selfishly sacrifice yourself?"

-Is it that time of the week already?- -You better believe it is!- -It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-

-Is it that time of the week already?- -You better believe it is!- -It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-

Well, unless there's anything about yourself that you think would be important for me to know, I would say I'm all set

....Yep, that sounds like something he would've done at your age

.....Oh that's terrifying

Ah, have one of those myself Although he's accidental prone because he loves finding trouble rather than trouble finding him

....The fact you need to specify this week is concerning

Quite the somber note to start a checkup on Why don't we move onto something else Have you been involved in any kind of accidents lately?

That's quite the nice way to view something like that I've lost plenty of dear friends and family myself, and I'd certainly like to believe they're doing better now

Ah....I'm deeply sorry for your loss

I suppose that is a lot to drop at once for a child How about...how's your week been? Anything exciting happen? Anything scary?