-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!- -But it's also two days until my birthday! I can't wait!-

-Thank yoooooou!!-

-Oooooooo, the day's getting closer and closer!- -Only 3 day's until my birthday!-

-We are now FOUR! Count em, FOUR days away from my birthday!- -Please be sure to celebrate. I desperately need this-

-We are less than 10 days away from my birthday- -Better have plans set up for the 25th-

"I'd be careful if I were you, that stone is a one time use"

"Soul stones, a little piece of yourself that when someone uses it, they get a short burst of your own power. Isaac had a few of these back when he was still around. Although I was wondering what it would be like if you guys had em. So why don't we get to brainstorming?"

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-

I beg your pardon?

Would you like to know a fun fact, patients? Every time I meet a new strong patient, I begin working on a set of plans to defeat them just in case they go off the deep end You can never be too careful when it comes to protecting patients! Even from other patients!

-Well congratulations!- -I'm so proud that you're trying your best to get stronger!- -Just you wait, sooner or later you'll be one of the best heroes around!-

-No, No, it's alright, really- -Uhhhhh how about something else instead!-

-......Oh- -That doesn't sound very fair to you at all-

-I'm not like that!- -Honest! I swear on my very own life-

-Awwww, Ammmmmmmmy- -You know it's not like that- -Besides! I'm a nurse! It's different!-

-Oh come oooooooon- -Where's your sense of wonder and adventure?- -Everyone likes a little random chance in their life!-

-Welcome to #Syringesunday everyone- -Otherwise known as me picking a random vial from my medicine stash and injecting you with it with my syringe-

-Welcome to #Syringesunday everyone- -Otherwise known as me picking a random vial from my medicine stash and injecting you with it with my syringe-

Well that's just perfect! Of course, give it just a little bit of time. Something exciting is bound to happen eventually

Greetings, dear patients! Don't ask how I found you, that's not important. What is important is you! Is everything well? Are you doing your best? Has something exciting happened? By all means, fill me in

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-

"Next up on my list of items I wouldn't wanna use based solely on how they change your appearance" "8 inch nails" "Once again, I don't think I need to explain myself on this one"

-Weeeell now that it's the new year, do you know what that means?- -It means we're bringing in more than a new year, we're bringing in my birthday month!- -Better mark the 25th of January on your calendars! Because that's my special day!-

Ohohoho! Happy New Year, dear patients! Who knows what's in store for us all this time around. New friends? New foes? It's tough to say for sure, but I'm certain that regardless of what happens, I'll still be here to take care of you all

-THE NEW YEAR IS ALMOST HERE!- -YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS??? MORE DLC FOR STRIVE!!- -THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! NEVER GIVE UP! BE STUBBORN UNTIL THE VERY END! I'M GONNA GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIN-

"Welcome to a probably daily thing where I talk about some of the items my brother had that I wouldn't use solely based on how it changes the user's appearance" "First off, Tiny Planet" "I don't think I need to explain this one"

-It's a beautiful day, isn't it?- -And that just means that there's plenty of opportunities to do something fun- -And before you ask.....no, I definitely absolutely did not stand up here all night......definitely not-

-Considering how chaotic things usually are, I guess a quiet moment really does feel otherworldly-

-Dr. Faust says there's just some sort of calm in the night you can't find in the day- -I think he might be onto something-

-It's such a beautiful night, isn't it?- -Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-

Greetings, patients! It's hard to believe the year is almost over. My, how time flies by. At this rate I'll be a living fossil in just a blink of an eye Regardless, I'll still be here looking after you all, no matter how much of an old man I'm becoming. Do take care now.

It's alright if you've got nothing to say, patients. I know I was kinda washed this year

"Warning, clearly has too much power than they really should have"

-Well, of course I do!-

Why, for me???? Oh you shouldn't have!

-Oh good! I was hoping for that!-

Ohohoho! And a merry Christmas to you two as well!

-Well, it's nice to see that you're so happy to see me!- -That's definitely a good sign-

-O-Oh! So close!-

-Yesyesyesyesyesyes!-

-Very gingerbread-like-

-Well thank you!- -So do you!-

-......Oh...I see......-

"Y'know, I've been able to use Isaac's D6 for a few months now, but I'm still not sure of everything that it can do" ".....What are the odds that it works like the millennium puzzle and it gives me a luck boost with rerolls when I'm in a bad situation?"

-Waitwaitwaitwait!- -Please help! Please help!-

"Y'know the naughty and nice lists aren't the only lists people are being put on this month" "I've got my own set of lists. The Steal or Don't Steal lists. I AM a pirate after all, but unfortunately I've got morals, so I judge people to see if I should rob em"

-.....Not one word out of any of you-

-No I'm not doing the evil container joke- -I've got standards-

-Huh, this was actually perfect timing-

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