Dr. Faust and Co.
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Our next patient is waiting! A parody account - - Fanny " " Faust Jr
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Welcome, my dear patients. We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime And remember, no need for insurance
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-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
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4 days ago
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Boo, patients
4 days ago
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-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-
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11 days ago
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"I don't even know why I bother showing up anymore" "Not like I've got anyone to hang out with anyway"
18 days ago
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Coming through, patients
18 days ago
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-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
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18 days ago
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Alright, patients I'm getting older and I just don't have the time and energy to have long drawn out fights with dramatic speeches and flashy moves and transformations anymore That is why whenever I need to fight, I'm just doing this and ending the fight in one shot
18 days ago
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Greetings, patients! -We're baaaaaaack!- "Isn't that just wonderful?"
21 days ago
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//Just a reminder, the usual trio is coming back tomorrow, so get all your interactions with Father Faust while you still can
22 days ago
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Good morning, everyone I hope you're all doing well I can't prove it, but I feel as though the door you've all been using to see me will vanish soon If that is the case, I hope to make the most out of today and offer guidance to whoever I can
23 days ago
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Pardon for asking, but would any of you happen to possess any of the books of Kubaba? I assure you, I'll make it worth your while if you do
23 days ago
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Greetings I've noticed a demon that frequents my church tends to write down information in a demonpedia. Curiosity got the better of me, and I decided I'd try writing my own notes Now then, who would like to assist me?
24 days ago
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25 days ago
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I am Father Faust, but just Faust will do This is a church, promoting equality and coexistence Angels, Demons, humans, you name it, are all allowed here
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25 days ago
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Greetings There wouldn't happen to be anyone in need of healing items or upgrades to blessed items, would there?
25 days ago
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*The door opens, revealing a massive church. Empty pews stretch on as far as the eyes can see, with candles and chandeliers lighting the path towards the alter. At the alter stands a tall man, appearing around 9 feet tall. He's dressed in black robes and is.....wearing a bag?* Welcome
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25 days ago
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*A strange door has appeared. There's no telling where it could lead* *Investigate?*
26 days ago
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*A strange door has appeared. There's no telling where it could lead* *Investigate?*
26 days ago
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[TAKEOVER PINNED]
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26 days ago
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"....."
26 days ago
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.....Why are you looking at us like that, patients?
27 days ago
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-Welcome to the hospital. If you're here for help, please state your problem- -If you're here for some form of revenge or a general desire for conquest or chaos, please stand still for a second so I can go get my syringe and whack you with it-
27 days ago
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//I've got plans for Thursday Terribly sorry to Fanny enjoyers. I'll give her extra interactions tomorrow and Wednesday to make up for it
28 days ago
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//You think Damon and Baby Faust would be friends with Guilty Gear Faust
30 days ago
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//Look at him with his big ol hands I've been grinding money so I could buy pins that show where all the books he wants are on the map, so it's only a matter of time before I get all his stuff Reeeeeeally hoping he has new dialouge for giving him all the books
30 days ago
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"You know everytime someone here comes back from the dead I get real pissed off because how does everyone else cheat death accept for my brother??? Bullshit I tell you"
about 1 month ago
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//...I'm starting to think he only has one portrait .....how would we still feel about a takeover tho?
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about 1 month ago
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//Why were these two only here for a single boss fight. Come baaaaaack
about 1 month ago
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-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
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about 1 month ago
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//HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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//Alright, games out Just gotta wait for the portraits to be ripped and it's Father Faust takeover time
about 1 month ago
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-Hmmmm I like my job, but not actually getting money can be a problem sometimes- -.....Maybe I should get a side job?-
about 1 month ago
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//Hey very specific question for you guys because I've been thinking about it for a little bit. If these three had a digimon, who would they have? This question for some reason has been far more difficult for me than if they had Pokémon
about 1 month ago
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Did you know? I get a rather large wave of patients in my office any time a new episode of something popular comes out The Steel Ball Run premiere and a new Digital Circus episode in the same week has quadrupled my patient count
about 1 month ago
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Patients, please remember to not mention me or my hospital around law enforcement I am a kind Doctor, but still very much actively wanted around the world
about 1 month ago
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-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
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about 1 month ago
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Aren't I just adorable, patients?
about 1 month ago
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"Alright, time for something I bet no one expected to hear out of me. Philosophy" "I'm curious. Do any of you think it's possible to selfishly sacrifice yourself?"
about 1 month ago
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-Is it that time of the week already?- -You better believe it is!- -It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
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about 2 months ago
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-Is it that time of the week already?- -You better believe it is!- -It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
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about 2 months ago
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Well, unless there's anything about yourself that you think would be important for me to know, I would say I'm all set
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about 2 months ago
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....Yep, that sounds like something he would've done at your age
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about 2 months ago
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.....Oh that's terrifying
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about 2 months ago
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Ah, have one of those myself Although he's accidental prone because he loves finding trouble rather than trouble finding him
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about 2 months ago
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....The fact you need to specify this week is concerning
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about 2 months ago
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Quite the somber note to start a checkup on Why don't we move onto something else Have you been involved in any kind of accidents lately?
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about 2 months ago
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That's quite the nice way to view something like that I've lost plenty of dear friends and family myself, and I'd certainly like to believe they're doing better now
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about 2 months ago
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Ah....I'm deeply sorry for your loss
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about 2 months ago
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I suppose that is a lot to drop at once for a child How about...how's your week been? Anything exciting happen? Anything scary?
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about 2 months ago
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