Lisa used her big new salary to buy me this and a hot chocolate #MaleWife

Had an incomprehensible bit come to me in a dream and its basically just what if Bjork was Nibiru the Primal Being and I cant remember a single punchline but everyone in the dream loved it.

To the tune of Prime Time of Your Life: Bart Lisa Maggie Wife Homer Simpson

The ICU waiting room has bread like it's sealed promo at the pre-release

Who up hunting and/or gathering???

Invented a new character called the Gene-Warped Warwolf of Wall St. and its basically the same guy but he's a 2000 ATK 0 DEF vanilla

Recently been on a crusade against algorithms and scrolling, but i want to clarify that i am not anti-computer. The desktop computer is like an old family member. He used to have his own room in the house and I would visit him in his room to go on youtube and search 'resident evil 4 lets play'

Every King Gizzard Song is like Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus King Dinosaur, APPROACHES (WOO!) and i eat it the fuck up tbh

*detailed footage of a man being killed with a hammer for 4 minutes* Nintendo direct guy: what you just saw was a man being killed with a hammer.

Playing 2XKO while shaking my head so people don’t think I like League if Legends

you will give women (Lisa) everything (A large Pepsi) and they will still demand more (a second drink)

phone didnt charge last night

Baroque Obama

who up coveting thy neighbour's wife?

Sgt. Pepsi's Thirsty Guys Club Band

Emergency row double legroom window seat for the plane home

Its always funny in sillydelphia

Got to see the plastic beach from plastic beach

At the airport straight up farting

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

Losing my mind every time the London underground lady says "change here for the Northernlion"

Guy who's phone hasn't dropped below 30% in 10 years: god I hope my battery doesn't run out today

Started reading Al Ewing's Immortal Hulk on a whim and sped through 25 issues in 2 days. Not even a hulk guy but this is one of the most consistent runs I've read of anything.

trying out GG Strive again for the first time in a year and having fun!my thoughts: - Rip bozo to the tower - Axl 6K is insane now - Where did all of the Slayers go? - May players have not had a new thought in 5 years

Taking 4 damage per turn, thanks to my haters

Smoking on that shit that gave Elijah Wood

Weekend reads: Kingdom Come - possibly the best art I've ever seen in a comic book. Really suits how the story presents superheroes as if they are a pantheon of old gods. All-Star Superman - wish I had read this earlier. Really nails why the character is likeable despite being 'overpowered'

finally some good news

Finally read secret wars 2015 because it intersected with the thor storyline. I usually dont like most crossover events because its often just an aura farming competition, but this was fun. I really like Esad Ribic's Thor art, so it was nice to see that same style used here.

White people when the function has Animated Blood, Violence and in-game purchases.

Aura

My silly little stories arrived

Most emojis come off as very 'cringe' to me but when I see the thinking or saluting emoji I know I am seeing a kindred spirit at work

Storm Fentanyl Magneto

This shit bangs. The movie really fucked this up.

The haters can't stand that I'm always Right

never recovered from this tbh

i don’t think i could physically live with the embarrassment of being john boyne. i think it would be too much to take i would disintegrate or become water like that senator in x-men

What the hell is he going to say for 45 minutes?

How it feels when the same 4 people like my X-Men posts every time

Im honestly so into the Krakoa backdrop that im gonna try savor this era and pick up some physical copies to read to drip feed myself. Gonna branch out to other comic books in between.

When the bath water is so hot you begin to lose consciousness >>>>>>>>

Neighbour's baby is named "Hudley"

dino family

My brain chemistry has been altered. If this was something I read as a teenager it would have become my entire personality.

Insane how much x-men they let me read at work. Finished the entire Messiah Complex/Messiah War/Second Coming event (it was mid) and also read all of X-Men Red (it was great) which was finally enough groundwork to start House of X/Powers of X (its insane)

I continue to devour X-Men comics at an alarming speed. Just finished House of M for the first time. Hard to not know how it ends in current year, but it still hits quite hard. Also gambit is on the cover but I can't recall a single thing he contributed. That's my goat right there.