Limerick is about to gain another marth player

Made the mistake of walking my gleaming white puppy through freshly cut grass

The Loathsome Dung Eater

Won my first P+ event back :). Just a small local but it counts! My squirtle was moving like it had arthritis but it got me there. Would love to eventually get back to my old level of comfort with the game.

Silent Bomber [Trial version] / PlayStation / Bandai / 1999

Went to my first "big" (bigger than a local) melee tournament for the first time in like 8 years over the weekend. Very glad to be back playing and was one win off top 8, which felt very doable. Hoping to attend more stuff soon :) www.start.gg/tournament/t...

Reinstalled P+

Chaos Beast

Giving our new dog body dysmorphia

Melee is so good when your local has zero Jigglypuff players

It's done. 144 new albums in 45 days. Ordered list in the picture, please do not shoot me with rocket launchers if i put things you like low down on the list.

About six weeks ago I asked a bunch of people for music recommendations and the number eventually ballooned to 144 albums, of which I have listened to 129 so far. Hoping to be done by early next week so I can post the colossal 12x12 ordered Topsters grid and upset several people.

Bad news for people holding down and towards me, I have reinstalled slippi

Steam is straight-up trying to tell me I'm on the spectrum with this one. I've played maybe ONE game with trains in it.

I think this is the quintessential trading card. Its a picture of a rat with a magic knife, it puts cards in the graveyard, its worth 3 cent. Genuinely flawless.

Its that time of year

got new glasses and i keep seeing my reflection and thinking who the fuck is that?

Guy who thinks Robert Downey Jr is the new MF DOOM

Needs brackets and a comma just to clarify exactly who he is. This is about to be the most broken character in the entire game.

Mean Bitch Shit Girl

Need to release this so I can stop thinking about it

Lisa used her big new salary to buy me this and a hot chocolate #MaleWife

Had an incomprehensible bit come to me in a dream and its basically just what if Bjork was Nibiru the Primal Being and I cant remember a single punchline but everyone in the dream loved it.

To the tune of Prime Time of Your Life: Bart Lisa Maggie Wife Homer Simpson

The ICU waiting room has bread like it's sealed promo at the pre-release

Who up hunting and/or gathering???

Invented a new character called the Gene-Warped Warwolf of Wall St. and its basically the same guy but he's a 2000 ATK 0 DEF vanilla

Recently been on a crusade against algorithms and scrolling, but i want to clarify that i am not anti-computer. The desktop computer is like an old family member. He used to have his own room in the house and I would visit him in his room to go on youtube and search 'resident evil 4 lets play'

Every King Gizzard Song is like Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus King Dinosaur, APPROACHES (WOO!) and i eat it the fuck up tbh

*detailed footage of a man being killed with a hammer for 4 minutes* Nintendo direct guy: what you just saw was a man being killed with a hammer.

Playing 2XKO while shaking my head so people don’t think I like League if Legends

you will give women (Lisa) everything (A large Pepsi) and they will still demand more (a second drink)

phone didnt charge last night

Baroque Obama

who up coveting thy neighbour's wife?

Sgt. Pepsi's Thirsty Guys Club Band

Emergency row double legroom window seat for the plane home

Its always funny in sillydelphia

Got to see the plastic beach from plastic beach

At the airport straight up farting

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

Losing my mind every time the London underground lady says "change here for the Northernlion"

Guy who's phone hasn't dropped below 30% in 10 years: god I hope my battery doesn't run out today

Started reading Al Ewing's Immortal Hulk on a whim and sped through 25 issues in 2 days. Not even a hulk guy but this is one of the most consistent runs I've read of anything.

trying out GG Strive again for the first time in a year and having fun!my thoughts: - Rip bozo to the tower - Axl 6K is insane now - Where did all of the Slayers go? - May players have not had a new thought in 5 years

Taking 4 damage per turn, thanks to my haters

Smoking on that shit that gave Elijah Wood