Halloween really is a more generous holiday than Christmas. Christmas you buy something and expect something in return. Halloween you are just handing out candy to random strangers and like...being a Community in ways we just aren't these days.

Query, at what point does a Government Shutdown become an Institutional Collapse? Asking for a friend.

#DemsDontKowtowToRump #StandYourHealthCareGround 💙 👍

Had fusion cuisine for dinner tonight... Haggis Hushpuppies aren't bad.

I'm practicing being a super villain, just came up with several ways to kill Superman.

To the Disney World influencers, it would be quicker to say what's open rather than what's closed. Or, better yet, tell people to go to Universal. BTW, I own a few shares of Disney stock.

I just tried the Australian cookies TimTam and I have one question, how does one apply for Australian citizenship? Thank you Costco!

Those who have "Gen AI" in one of the boxes on their Buzz Word Bingo cards essentially have a free space.

Tonight at midnight, the government runs out of money. Donald Trump and Republicans control the House, the Senate and the White House. But they refuse to even negotiate with Democrats to fix this urgent health care crisis. People want Congress to make life more affordable NOW.

And, they wonder why people are cutting their cable... people.com/jimmy-kimmel...

I'm waiting for a company that's replaced employees with AI getting hit with ransomware. It's going to be very interesting.

Mmm M&Ms 6abc.com/amp/post/mms...

Eating Walmart shrimp is like eating in Fallout, you're going to take radiation damage.

Cracker Barrel's changes are a real life example of Aesop's fable, "The Dog and His Reflection," and like the fable, it's not going to end well.

You know those middle of the night questions that keep you awake? I may have found a solution #chatgpt

American history.

I've taught myself how to cook I've made German sauerbraten, Indian butter chicken and recently made French escargot. It was good. Snailed it!

“History Doesn’t Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes” – Mark Twain youtu.be/VPndG9axoTI?...

It should piss us off. We should make an example out of them and boycott CBS and all products sold by CBS sponsors.

Hmm 🤔

We don't often check the Drudge Report, but many especially older right-wingers do. This is their current front page - Ghislaine Maxwell is willing to speak in front of Congress about The Epstein Files. Maxwell, 63, is the only person behind bars - serving 20 years on child sex trafficking charges.

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

Does pneumonic plague Make America Great Again? Asking for a friend. time.com/7301920/pneu...

The entire Pennsylvania 911 service is currently down.

Today, #TomHomanBorderCzar said the quiet part. Like #HitlersGermany, they will be using racial profiling to round up brown people in #LA.

Texas would have gotten a faster Federal response, if they had said that the missing girls were illegals.

New state slogan for Texas: "Killing children to own the Libs"

Immediately.

Rural areas hit hardest by catastrophic storms are the same areas now in danger of losing their hospitals after Trump’s Medicaid cuts just passed.

People who live in the Rocky Mountains who say that the Appalachians aren't real mountains are showing ageism. They are real mountains, they're just 480 million years-old. Show the geriatrics some respect.

Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all. This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump. Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.

It needs a few typos, grammatical errors, insults, random quote marks, and misspellings.

CAUTION: FAKE ICE AGENTS may cross your path in Los Angeles. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons

Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!

Earth to Donald Trump: Your One Big Bill is as "Beautiful" as your bankrupt casinos and sham university. Republicans want to give more tax breaks to the rich and cut our Medicaid. Is that what you call "Respecting American Seniors"?

They do not care about veterans. Could they make it any more obvious? They will.

The headline "Trump had no intelligence, but bombed Iran anyway because it looks good on TV" can be taken several ways. All of them are correct.