And he decided to stare at her like a puppy?

“I might have gotten myself into some legal trouble. Again.”

Pouring two glasses, making sure to let him see the bottle neck at all times, she pushed one towards him. "So what's got you so on edge?"

He's acting as though she might have reason to try and get him drunk. Is there some little secret he might spill if he gets too relaxed? "Jack Daniels? That used to be your poison, right?" And as such, she usually had a bottle on hand.

He expects to ignore her texts? And here she was going to offer him a drink to be friendly.

"Aww, do you want me to text you so you can ignore it and tell me you lost your phone?" Is that what he meant by fun, or did he want an introduction to Paris Hilton?

“Sure, I stole it from Paris Hilton.”

"I have five phones and often lose them. That way it's easy to tell someone that I must have lost that number if I don't feel like texting back."

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"Marry Widow Thanksgiving, or something."

“You wouldn’t believe how much.” “I could pickle them and sell them for profit.”

Hot Russian redheads who can kill you with a paper plate get all the e-cock. Whether it’s wanted, or not.

#SeductiveSunday Like a Merry Widow

Get fucked

Tumbling out of bed Stumbling or the kitchen Pouring herself a cup of ambition Two ibuprofen, some Tylenol and a multivitamin Down the hatch and she’s ready to face the day

"𝙅𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙨, 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙈𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖." #MarvelRP ⚙️ #MVRP

Little Miss Boogie-Man

“You ever just have a craving for cheesey pasta?”

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