It's not about what you do, it's about who you do it with! I recently finished a commission that afforded me the ability to go to the mountains for an old friend's birthday, I started that piece three times and this is one of two I kept. #art #acrylic #painting #abstract #landscape #abstractscape

I ask the universe, I say "Hey big U, what's uh-- what's my purpose in this life?" #art #acrylic #painting #abstract #landscape #abstractscape

Today's wild thought: What amount of ad conversion/traffic is a result of mis-clicks? Io, tiny X to close, faux scroll, meme disguising, etc. How often do you click ads? Looks like highest conversion outside of fb is on google searches where the ad link is ranked higher than the standard link.

So long as we prop up a broken system, there is no incentive to fix it.

Excited to finally have this commission wrapped and delivered! Companion piece to one I'd sold this friend some 15 years ago, a sunrise to compliment the previous sunset, utilizing metallic gold to capture the sun's rays catching your eye #art #acrylic #painting #landscape #metallic #abstractscape

"Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. People sometimes say that the way things happen in movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen in life that's unreal." - Andy Warhol

Ethical Life Tip: Live your life in such a way that people don't celebrate your death

Schadenfreude, you came through clutch today

I could watch this turtle all day #turtle 🐢

I've got an interview tomorrow, so that's exciting

Vivi gift for a friend, we went through a couple boxes of the ff mtg set and never found him. #art #acrylic #painting #ff9 #ffix #vivi

Arcane Signet Available - message for details #mtg #magic #alter #mtgalter #alters #mtgalters

Thought experiment: repeatedly query major LLMs: Donald trump obituary Donald trump cause of death Donald trump funeral How many queries will it take to flood one out? How far can we rack up their operating costs if we essentially ddos them with sheer quantity? Can a question warp reality?

Another day, another Sol Ring. Maybe a black hole or quasar this time? Not sure if neutron stars have accretion disks. Available - $100 OBO #mtg #magic #alter #alters #mtgalter #mtgalters

If you're willing to bend your morals and ethics to make a buck, you don't actually have morals and ethics

I am excited to share with you my latest sin: Blue Cheese Garlic Bread #blue #cheese #garlic #bread

Spent the weekend in the mountains with old friends and new, committing to memory a specific shade of blue. ... This isn't that, but nor is it a nother Sol Ring, so. Available - message me an offer #mtg #magic #alter #alters #mtgalter #mtgalters

Solar Ring - get it? Cuz sol means sun - yeah I tried warning you I've only got the one joke. Sol Ring - Available at offer #art #acrylic #painting #magic #mtg #alter #alters #mtgalter #mtgalters

Is it too on the nose to say that this is a stellar alter? Sol Ring - Available #mtg #magic #alter #alters #mtgalter #mtgalters

Today I learned The Mummy was a remake and was originally going to be directed by Clive Barker

No big deal, just getting a spinal injection today ._.

Ain't it funny? All those cops in DC and they still can't find the Epstein files.

Faithless Looting, Available #mtg #magic #alter #alters #mtgalter #mtgalters

I saw a fire marquee sign on a church the other day: "The biggest barrier to the truth? Believing you've already found it." And I was like: Not practicing self awareness today are we?

My review of the first two episodes of Alien Earth: I didn't see H.R. Giger's name in the credits.

Today's dystopia - saw an ad that I assumed was for a college. Nope! Plasma donation. The ad was essentially - Trying to afford college? Sell your body today! Like I remember in college people doing it to help make ends meet... But the fact that a company is actually running ads on it?? Wild

Bolt the Bird!! For Sale - $100 Negotiable, message me for details. Commissions Open! Working on drumming up some spare cash to fund a few projects. Rates vary between cards and canvases, happy to scale a project up or down to fit your budget! #art #alter #mtg #magic #alters #mtgalter #mtgalters

And finally we arrive in our destination, deep on the contorted geometry of condemnation where reality folds in upon itself, the souls of the damned trudging towards oblivion ((alt++)) Acrylic on canvas 16"×20", Available #art #acrylic #painting #hell #abstract #landscape #hellscape #abstractscape

In the fifth panel the ferrier crosses to the far side, souls of the damned stowed away, navigating the currents obstacles and terrors that lurk just beyond Acrylic on canvas 16"×20", available #art #acrylic #painting #hell #landscape #hellscape

We venture deeper into hell, the vultures encircle the hanged man, eviscerated, entrails drawing crowds of the damned seeking to consume, the cemetary gates open, do they let us in or out? Acrylic on canvas, 16"×20", for sale, message for details #art #acrylic #painting #hell #landscape #hellscape

Dubbed Mt Carpal (nfs) the third piece from a hexaptych of hellscapes Chat gippity weeps before my hand #art #acrylic #painting #hell #landscape #hellscape

Who is going to arrest him? Who is going to prosecute him? How do we get justice for the victims? What consequences will actually make a difference? The foul absurdity of it is soul crushing

More hell Nfs #art #acrylic #painting #hell #landscape #hellscape

Welcome to hell For sale but who the fuck is buying art in this economy #art #acrylic #painting #hell #landscape #hellscape

Every day feels like monday. Who haunts me more, the ghosts of my past or the ghosts of my future, the shadows of things that never were or the shadow of things that will never be. For sale #art #acrylic #painting #abstract #landscape #abstractscape

Another day slathering paint for you heathens, letting out what refuses to stay in Acrylic on canvas 11"×14" $200 negotiable venmo cashapp, message me for details #art #acrylic #painting #abstract #landscape #skyscape #abstractscape

Time is a river The current is now! I spent some time in the studio this week, the last pic a preview. Acrylic on canvas 11"×14" $200 Contact me for details #art #acrylic #painting #abstract #landscape #seascape #abstractscape +alt

Bad news, good news:: I will not be adopting the one eyed cat... Someone else has already given him a home!! Nonetheless I'ma keep pushing paint on you, another 11"×14" acrylic on canvas $200 negotiable venmo cashapp etc get at me #art #acrylic #painting #abstract #landscape #abstractscape

Another day of pushing paint!! Raising funds to adopt a one eyed cat name Gandy. Acrylic on canvas 11"×14" $200 or best offer venmo cashapp etc drop me a line! #art #acrylic #painting #rabbit #bunny #clouds ((More in the alt))

I'm in the process of adopting a one eyed cat named Gandy and need some spare cash to get him all the things he deserves so it's time to shift some canvas! Acrylic on canvas 14"×11", $200 or best offer, cashapp venmo etc #art #acrylic #painting #cat #meow #adopt (More details in the alt text)

Wow it's almost like money and power exist solely to attract people who seek to abuse, wild

The worst part of the Astronomer scandal is having Coldplay stuck in my head, CEOs are garbage ffs

Today I went to a cat cafe and met a one eyed cat named Gandy 😭😭😭 quick someone buy a bunch of my paintings so I can give hims a home #cat #cafe #Gandy #cyclops

My advice for today: Go Fuck Yourself. Beat them to the punch, when they show up thinking they're gonna fuck you up, laugh in their faces and say, you think you fuck? You think you're gonna fuck me? You call that a fuck? Go home and fuck yourself you worthless fuck. #art #acrylic #painting #hell

I am so fucking sick and tired of elected politicians wringing their hands claiming there's nothing they can do while simultaneously calling on citizens to act. WE elected YOU to get shit done, stop acting feckless and meek.

Hot chicken with long broc and white rice

I went to a local writer's group tonight, at the end they give 3 photo prompts and 10 minutes to write something quick. This week they were all pictures of animals and I... drew a blank on a narrative. So instead I sketched this guy hanging out. #art #sketch #sketchbook #chimpanzee

#art #acrylic #painting

Today sucks. Any suggestions?