Matthew Stafford's 182 passing yards is the 6th fewest in a game with 5+ passing touchdowns

This is the first time the Milwaukee Brewers have ever won a playoff series against a team that wasn't in the West Division They beat the Rockies in the 2018 NLDS, they beat the Diamondbacks in the 2011 NLDS, and they beat the Angels in the 1982 ALCS. They lost every other series Until today baby!

This is not a good photoshop but whatever.

The Packers have tied 3 times in the 21st century. All of them have been Scorigami (26-26 in 2013 and 29-29 in 2018, both against the Vikings)

That is the dumbest game of Packer football I have ever watched. Not the worst, but certainly the dumbest. I didn't even know how you could play a dumber game than last week but wow we sure found a way to unambiguously do it

The Cardinals are the first team since the 1993 Jets to lose a game despite scoring a safety while tied in the 4th quarter www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/19...

Blake Snell pitching in the 6th inning at like 80 pitches tonight and the announcers are treating it like when one of those 50 year old golfers who only get into the Masters because of past champions status is T3 on Saturday. It's so funny

The actual list (plus Egbuka)

It Begins

The last time the Vikings had 4+ turnovers and 0 touchdowns was 2002 stathead.com/tiny/Swexr

How are you an actual NFL defender, watching the opposing QB kneel down a W, and say to him "lol you're stats aren't good". How does this even cross your mind.

The Colts are (likely) the first team in NFL history to not punt in each of their first two games of the season. Don't think I had that on my bingo card stathead.com/tiny/ofZrt

Ben Johnson when he doesn't have 7 Pro Bowlers to run his epic wholesome chungus triple reverse backwards OL pass to the punter

Good stuff from inside Lambeau

The 97 rushing yards allowed by Green Bay in the first two weeks of the season is the fewest by any team since the 2021 Panthers stathead.com/tiny/2iZKm

There are two quarterbacks since 1950 to play their first career game in Week 1, throw a Pick Six, and still win Sam Darnold and now JJ McCarthy stathead.com/tiny/dt9Md

You can draft a 1st overall QB, you revamp the OL, you can get a new head coach, you can even inherit a new owner, but you can't change the choke out of the Chicago Bears

"Will Reichard" is making 59 yard field goals we gotta do something, unjuice the balls

How often does Josh Allen's game winning drive happen? Per stathead: since 2001, 9* drives have started inside a teams own 25 yard line, with between 1:30 and 1:20 left, down by either 1 or 2 points. 3 were converted into game-winning field goals. Allen makes it 4/10 stathead.com/tiny/PIEvF

I'd like to think I could be an elite poster but the Catholic guilt in me can't handle live posting. If I posted "Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson calling wholesome chungus triple reverse Penei Sewell pass" and then a pic of Matt Patricia, I'd be scared God would strike the Packers down so swiftly.

Maybe I'd respect South Florida if they didn't beat up on Mickey Mouse in-state "road games" against cupcake conferences

If Fickell is gonna crash and burn I would at least like to see him do it with a healthy starting quarterback so there's no nagging "well maybe" in the back of my mind after we ax him

Brice Turang is the first player since Mike Hargrove in 1977 to have a 4 game HR streak after playing at least 100 games in the year with less than 10 homers before the streak. Insanity run from the Brewers, everybody is producing

Today is the 1st day since August 29th, 1986 where two teams scored 12 runs and lost on the same day It's only the 2nd time it's happened since July 6th, 1934 Thanks Yankees, Marlins, Rockies, Pirates for a once in a generation night! stathead.com/tiny/vPoXR

The 11 minute gap between Tadej Pogačar and Florian Lipowitz is the largest between 1st and 3rd place in the Tour de France since Jan Ulrich's dominant 1997 Tour, when he won by 9 minutes over 2nd and 14 over 3rd Hard to believe that Pog was sick for the 3rd week and should have won by more lol

So many running backs get as low as they can for leverage (as they should!) but Dickerson always seems to stay upright and glide through the defense instead and it looks so cool man. Nobody runs like him

Last golfer with 5 PGA/Euro/LIV wins in a season without placing better than 9th in a major was 1978 Seve Ballesteros. Last to do so while actually playing in all four majors was 1974 Johnny Miller Not a bad pair of names for Joaquin Niemann to be with, but also nobody's done this in like 50 years

Two fun Scottie Scheffler stats per Datagolf Scottie is *only* +.14 Strokes Gained off the tee this week. Scottie hasn't posted a negative True Strokes Gained OTT since the 2024 Pebble Beach Pro-Am. This could be his worst driving week in literal years and still win (1/2)

Most Americans haven't paid attention to Middle Eastern influences in sports because they've targeting sports the casual American doesn't really care about (golf, soccer, cycling, etc). The Saudi's could wreck some shit with a 3v3 basketball league.

Players with 5+ strikeouts and 2 or fewer hits allowed in each of their first three MLB games - Jacob Misiorowski That's it, that's the list

This is, uh, not an ideal win probability chart for Tommy Fleetwood

Per stathead: Christian Yelich is the first player since Gavy Cravath in 1915 to have 8 RBI in a single game without a home run stathead.com/tiny/gh74q

Curves and Straight Series, by Alfredo Hlito, 1948, 📸 via @nolayingup.com