Baby Lee Kee Bumps

He wasn't shot. He didn't win. He's in the files.

Pinbot, Williams 1986

🚨🚨🚨CLAUDE FABLE 5 IS HERE🚨🚨🚨

If you eat every breakfast, sis, your ran threw! 💅

I knew I didnt like Heated Rivalry

PEOPLE/JACKN.GIF

Stop tallying votes from Orange County. That whole place is AI generated. None of it is real.

Welp, fuck all y'all. Was gonna save this for my victory speech, but here goes: Ron Desantis has cutting scars

STOP THE COUNT

Did you know that Bon Dylan killed XXXTentaction?

I'm literally the most progressive candidate and all you libs wanting!

Please welcome: my longwithstanding and recently renewed affinity for ice cold Icelandic women

I'm proud to announce my new TV ad spot "Xavier Becerra, Family Annihilator"

Steven Colbert should walk outside every afternoon and read the @nytimes.com op-eds really loudly. The look on the FCC's face would be epic!

The 'Google -> Goople -> propeller' pipeline

The Haj Twins 🕋

Wokegon, WI

Keep dank hops out of my saisons and farmhouse ales! ❌

It's breaking my heart how mid Miami Vice is

We love in hell ❤️

Even IG thots be getting married these days. I gotta find me one to settle down with!

Xbox fanboys that claim Playstation has no games need to educate themselves on the origins of Big Chungus

Did David Bowie really go to meme school???

Fih Stihs

I'm on that green tea and 'cetamol

Fuck Kill All Twigs

Dude I did Lyrica (pregabalin) at Terminal 5, I don't need to have kids!

A Big Thief concert seems like the kind of event at which they would sell hearty, warming stews and blankies

Ask your barber for the "Boards of Canada"... trust me...

Hot pretzles

If you see something, say something. That's the power of The Home Depot.

I will solve school shootings by building a grand ballroom in every California public schools (using portables)

Sydney SweewS and Jacob Electronic Lord First Person Pronoun

See the doublet, bitch?

I can't believe Harrison Ford rapes a robot in Blade Runner

Peanus Brittle

Congrats to Governor Steyer

Taiwanese Chief Keef call him Formosa Sosa

ERIC SURE DOES SWALLOWELL NOW HUH BITCHES!!!

Dick Clark is in Spy Kids?

Montessori Salad

"A Man Needs a Maid" might be one of the worst songs ever... and I'm a misogynist

Now, tell me more about my poet hustler son...

New AI baby wipes just dropped

Everybody's a sub and I'm goddamm sick of it. If you're a Dom please DM me... That's what I thought

They need to invent some kind of device that you can throw in a room that explodes all of the air out and lets fresh air replace it. Nondestructively

Younger millennials will be required to greet each other with a "Good Mythical Morning"

You exactly clown. Get enough.