I can't believe Harrison Ford rapes a robot in Blade Runner

Peanus Brittle

Congrats to Governor Steyer

Taiwanese Chief Keef call him Formosa Sosa

ERIC SURE DOES SWALLOWELL NOW HUH BITCHES!!!

Dick Clark is in Spy Kids?

Montessori Salad

"A Man Needs a Maid" might be one of the worst songs ever... and I'm a misogynist

Now, tell me more about my poet hustler son...

New AI baby wipes just dropped

Everybody's a sub and I'm goddamm sick of it. If you're a Dom please DM me... That's what I thought

They need to invent some kind of device that you can throw in a room that explodes all of the air out and lets fresh air replace it. Nondestructively

Younger millennials will be required to greet each other with a "Good Mythical Morning"

You exactly clown. Get enough.

The hills are alive with NT Technology

Driving around in my Physical Therapy Cruiser

Will be giving all Californians Beast by Dray headphones in case anyone was wondering

Last time I went to the dentist they brushed my teeth with volcanic ash (insurance scam) and during the cleaning, with the brush in my mouth, I told the dental hygienist "thith thasthe like ash" and they did not care.

Its super fucked up that these parents decided to name their kid "Physical Therapy Barnum"

i love tinkering around the edges but i would never ever ever ever ever ever do any productive work

and another thing: im not dropping out. please dont put in the newspaper that im dropping out.

Is geocaching a reddit-coded activity or am I allowed to enjoy it

I'm the only candidate for governor of California who was present at Gekyume's circumcision

Eric Swallowell

@realtomsteyer.bsky.social Hey, Tom! You're one of the "good" billionaires? Do me a solid and drop a mil in my retirement savings. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Ladies leave your man in the fridge

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Hello AOC and hello Patton Oswalt, hello celebrity female friends and supermodel girlfriends I've had in the past, lots of things of importance. Hello treasury department and hello supreme court, England, france and italy, korea, china, japan, hello friendly people

I'm chunc.

Would you still love me if I had a throat sac that I could inflate and deflate to produce loud whooping vocalizations?

EXECUT3 LOUD CAR DRICERS

Jondom: James condom

Hand wash is best wash

Female libido enhancement product called 'Goodfellas'

I fucking hate that stupid song where the guy just yells "SAIL" over and over and I'm glad it went from being on the radio every ten minutes to never being played anywhere ever as soon as 2013 ended.

Punch the monkey!? Don't mind if I do...

thank you, The Dictionary

They call it "Stochastic Terrorism" because it's a combination of my attitude towards it (stoked [in both senses of the word]) combined with what I say when I see it in the headlines ("Fantastic!")

Call that bitch "Wiener Filter" the way she always minimizes mean square error in her estimation of my stationary stochastic processes

There was a kid who played boxball (foursquare) who would only wear white vans khaki pants and a white hoodie and we would call him White. Scream white at him

STARTREK/MAKEIT.GIF

Have to agree with Costco here

:hropic

My latest theory is that once software stops coming with meaningful, bullet-point notes for even the most minor releases and only says "Bug fixes and improvements" or something like "Our team is working hard to provide you with the latest bug fixes!", it's time to look for alternatives.

Twitch.TV/ChikFila

Claude is addicted to stepping back

Warren Zevon son or Joni Mitchell daughter?

DOGS/ANN_001.GIF

Crystal Geezer

I'm on Vin Diesel's Facebook. Don't scroll.