Zynthetic

My response when my dad tells me he's afraid of getting kidnapped in Berlin or Paris because fuckface is gonna nuke Greenland

Armored Car Guards' Jargon: A 1937 WPA Lexicon of Trade Jargon also noted "hero" as slang for big sandwiches, used by armored car guards who needed substantial meals. What is a Hero?

When I move into the Governor’s Mansion, I’m going to start calling it “The Sty” 1. Play on my name ((Steyer)) 2. 30 sows will live in the mansion with me 3. Gonna eat a lot of slop

It’s really poetic how Turning Point USA, an organization that tries to convince Americans that COVID, gun violence, and conniving woodland creatures aren’t dangerous, had one founder die of COVID, another die from gun violence, and the last one mercilessly slaughtered by chipmunks and sparrows

Twice?....

Absolutely disgusted by Sun Maid Raisins' new logo. They went woke. This is a despicable attack on the white race and western civilization.

The worst thing about the Bud Knight is when he became just another corporate sellout and did a crossover commercial with Tide

Date Night Crawl! Where you overeat and overdrink and don't have sex and Crawl to the toilet to throw up after overeating and drinking

The fonts — it's girlypop, it's bisexual.

Hello fellow @discord.com gamers who refuse to be extorted for another subscription service. Do you find yourself trying to upload very normal images and video files to discord only to get blocked by a 10 MB file limit because discord doesn't use a quota system?

You KNOW you're about to hit some epic parsleys when the app is advertised as free in all 50 states #gambling

Stop doing drugs bitch I'll kill you in your sleep - John Cena

I don't think gas should be any less than $10/gal

MAMMALS/GSCN67.GIF

Hello tbisus

Bret Stephens next

Doug LaMalfa more like Sugg MaLigma

Wellness is buying protein popcorn at target

I'm sorry, I thought wordle was supposed to use COMMONLY KNOWN WORDS. Maybe @nytimes.com is staffed by horse girlies???

The Duke of Sus Sex

Younge foid ation Hi didu An offended Blud me T Hello tung didy

Poop. There I said it. Poop. Oh what the hell Shit, even

Help us, Hazardous Michael!

Oh yeah? Whatever happened to Aywatini and Beewatini and Ceewatini and Deewatini and Eewatini and Efwatini and Jeewatini and Aychwatini and Eyewatini and Jaywatini and Kaywatini and Elwatini and Emwatini and Enwatini and Ohwatini and Peewatini and Queuewatini and Arwatini and Teewatini and Ewewatini

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Jeff Dunham at Penn State, better hurry up and get your tickets!!!

Please welcome "To Catch a Predator" and "Music That Makes You Poop"

When I visit a rural community, I am saddened to think that I interface with more B2B SaaS in a typical day than a local citizen does in their entire lives

who tf is Cole Robby

Electorate... I am coming out... as CRINGE

Apple blossom jeans, boots with the Fuhrer (the Fuhrer).

Ray Charrs 🔥

Not to harp on it again, but it's the boomers' fault that a/bisexuality is peaking amongst women. Too busy ignoring science to raise their sons properly

Figma (sugma)

There's a difference between something being cringe and the same thing being cringe without being gay

Fuck my life Kill my wife

bi/asexual, autonymphomaniacal woman of color (bwoc) with bangs disdains open relationships. Simply devastating

MAMMALS/LORIS.GIF

(Cringe) (Gay)

Every month or two, I try to find a new album in the “incel music” genre to get really into

“Shoenice” phenotype is remarkably common. Discuss the implications:

megyn kelly is officially scum

The reason Olivia Nuzzi has so much sway over older men is that if they don't have sex with her she'll impale them with her chin

When They Play Music On The Plane It Makes Me Ready To Kill My Self

I'll see myself in

Squirt is final and that's pee

snartwatches

Tall, deathly thin goddess with an elegant beak for a nose (nice feet) sure can eat 2 burger and a bag of skittles on am Amtrak traim