Bret Stephens next

Doug LaMalfa more like Sugg MaLigma

Wellness is buying protein popcorn at target

I'm sorry, I thought wordle was supposed to use COMMONLY KNOWN WORDS. Maybe @nytimes.com is staffed by horse girlies???

The Duke of Sus Sex

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Poop. There I said it. Poop. Oh what the hell Shit, even

Help us, Hazardous Michael!

Oh yeah? Whatever happened to Aywatini and Beewatini and Ceewatini and Deewatini and Eewatini and Efwatini and Jeewatini and Aychwatini and Eyewatini and Jaywatini and Kaywatini and Elwatini and Emwatini and Enwatini and Ohwatini and Peewatini and Queuewatini and Arwatini and Teewatini and Ewewatini

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Jeff Dunham at Penn State, better hurry up and get your tickets!!!

Please welcome "To Catch a Predator" and "Music That Makes You Poop"

When I visit a rural community, I am saddened to think that I interface with more B2B SaaS in a typical day than a local citizen does in their entire lives

who tf is Cole Robby

Electorate... I am coming out... as CRINGE

Apple blossom jeans, boots with the Fuhrer (the Fuhrer).

Ray Charrs 🔥

Not to harp on it again, but it's the boomers' fault that a/bisexuality is peaking amongst women. Too busy ignoring science to raise their sons properly

Figma (sugma)

There's a difference between something being cringe and the same thing being cringe without being gay

Fuck my life Kill my wife

bi/asexual, autonymphomaniacal woman of color (bwoc) with bangs disdains open relationships. Simply devastating

MAMMALS/LORIS.GIF

(Cringe) (Gay)

Every month or two, I try to find a new album in the “incel music” genre to get really into

“Shoenice” phenotype is remarkably common. Discuss the implications:

megyn kelly is officially scum

The reason Olivia Nuzzi has so much sway over older men is that if they don't have sex with her she'll impale them with her chin

When They Play Music On The Plane It Makes Me Ready To Kill My Self

I'll see myself in

Squirt is final and that's pee

snartwatches

Tall, deathly thin goddess with an elegant beak for a nose (nice feet) sure can eat 2 burger and a bag of skittles on am Amtrak traim

Sleeper fatty implies the existence of woke fatty...

Hey Guys I Want Windows XP Product Key And I Want Windows 7 Product Key And I Search For Product Key And There Is Nothing

Nobody ever latched on to the FACT that Jeffrey Toobin was just living up to his namesake

Girl same

Just got a singles' day sex toy email from LELO after a years-long hiatus of them showing up in my inbox. which polycular marketing enby k-holed at their WFH workstation for the past 3 years?!

I love pedestrian walk buttons that choose to alert you that it’s time to walk with a blast-processed arcade cabinet tommy gun sound effect

Standing to wipe — make it make sense!

Lactation fraud

Ketamine and Linux — ethereal

What strain are they smokin on Air Force One??

This is some major BULLSHIT! @emersonsoarts.bsky.social

A lot of these people think that they claim they don’t know who I am, of course, and I want that on court television. I’m not playing.

Lol no comments section

Black John Fetterman

Men pretending to pee at SFO urinals

Northwestern University-induced Autism Syndrome. Many such cases