Please it's been six days I just want to not be sick anymore

Mmm bubblegum ice cream

Okay, I am sufficiently recovered after all the debacles of my most recent life. I get to do stuff now!

Normal grocery list for a normal catboy.

Apparently goat milk is a real thing and not just something from Dwarf Fortress.

How is a medium Blizzard a THOUSAND CALORIES plz that's like 90% of my daily diet.

It's so weird. I dual stream to Twitch and YouTube and I usually have like half a dozen viewers on Twitch, but I have never gotten a single viewer on YouTube.

Why am I so tired? Oh, right, BECAUSE A CAT WOKE ME UP AT 2AM WITH HER PAWS IN MY FAVE

POV you caught your kitten attempting an insurance scam.

I love Bluesky for it not being the fascist social media, but growth and outreach here is so hard. Or I just suck at it. I dunno. It's very disheartening though.

I'm so good at this game.

how is it only tuesday

pov caught trying to steal the books from your room

I have discovered I will in fact take my vitamins so long as they come in fruit gummy form.

Currently in my Silent Hill streaming era and seriously impressed with how much dread the developers managed to pack into this 26 year old game. Absolute cinema(please help me I'm scared).

You ever kick a rock into a weird place and then think "no human will ever again touch that rock, and it remain there long past the extinction of our species", with the realization of our cosmic insignificance and the absolute worthlessness of any and all human accomplishments? Yeah, me neither.

It's Oshi Day and I wanna remember the catboy who inspired me to start my own vtubing path. Aozora Mirai stopped streaming March of 2024, but every now and then I visit his pages to remember him. I hope you are doing great out there, wherever you are! I will forever miss you, Aomi senpai.

If you order the Schmooples at a bar they ask you to leave. ...but it could be a strawberry frozen margarita with little bits of sweet jelly on top, a sugar frosted rim and a straw with pink cotton candy on it.

What thought enter yon catboy Make his gaze pierce nothing Dancing dreams of poetic joys That to him might pleasure bring Or is there naught but pink fluff Behind gayly flicking feline ear All the complexity of creamy puff No cares in smooth grey sphere

OH NO MY NEIGHBORS ALL DO TRICK OR TREATING AND I DIDNT GET ANY CANDY THERE'S SO MANY ADORABLE COSTUMES IM A MONSTER WAAAAH

hey alexa how do i make friends

Please I just wanna go home and make videos I don't wanna work another 12 hours please why??? Is this cosmic justice for my sins???

All these adorable leggings and they don't come in MENS I HAVE A C*CK IT NEEDS SPACE IN THE LEGGINGS MAKE THE CUTE FOX LEGGINGS FOR MY C*CK YOU BASTARDS IF I CAN COME IN MENS YOUR LEGGINGS CAN TOO

So eeby but wanna play video games Life is hard

Having to relearn GIMP and Davinci Resolve over and over because I apparently like to take months long breaks between using them. They are such powerful programs but my stupidity transcends their usability.

So tired but must work out. So hungry but must maintain diet. So sleepy but must go to bed on time. WHY

Oh woe betide me I chose salmon for dinner Now hunted by cats

It is only in the morning I regret staying up so late the night before. Which, I mean, yeah obviously. But I still do it.

#nokings San Antonio!!!

No stream today, I've been at the #nokings protest for hours and I'm *exhausted*.

Spent hours making reels for IG only to discover all of my captions are too low and get obfuscated by the clutter IG puts at the bottom of the screen. *screeeeee*

Streaming more Cronos! Or, How I Learned to Love True Communism in a Post Apocalyptic Poland. www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Barbacoa taco from the little food truck down the street from me. Delicious. I ate three. I don't want to think about many calories that is.

I need to be better at scheduling. And eating healthy. And working out. And... everything else, I guess.

I think I am mostly recovered from my crashout. Well, except instead of getting up and going for the run I wanted to do today I slept until almost 1pm. So...almost mostly recovered.

falling apart feels like feels numb, like all the cards coming out of a deck one by one and you can see them slipping free but you can't feel them on your fingertips and they flutter away on the breeze

My arm hurts and I took ibuprofen and now it feels better but it took me like 3 hours of arm pain to remember pain killers were a thing and I think that says more about who I am as a person than I care to admit.

Streaming tonight, more post apocalyptic brown scary game of spam people.

Brutal workout today, I was dying trying to get through my cardio. Had to blast Answers from FFXIV to get through the last 7 minutes and I was crying and gasping for breath at the end. .....title of my sex tape?

When stream does end And silence descend A catboy seeks relief Through night he wend Gleeful laughter expend Masked hearthurt grief Then darkness impend Fear's shadow descend Loneliness is joy's thief

I need to start actually pulling shorts from my streams and posting them places.

Mare dying was like the fall of Rome, and all the petty little kingdoms popping up like mushrooms on its corpse are squabbling over the money to be made.

Wide awake in catboy fright Through a lonely catboy nignt Angry at a scary catboy game DBD, the secret catboy shame

Ugly crying in my work truck because of sad mlm clips on IG. Am I where I want to be, or is this where I have to be?

The world is a vampire, but not the cool sexy boy kisser kind. It's more like a billionaire Nosferatu and my dreams are crushed.

Stream tonight! 7pm cst If a catboy smashes a car into a tree in the woods because a sound scared him, does it surprise anyone? No. www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Weight chains that bind My eyes to these flashing screens Man I love yaoi

What a wonderful day. I think I'll get myself a lil treat to celebrate.

I had to wear someone else's work shirt today, and he's way bigger than me. I feel like I'm wearing a boyfriend shirt and I've never had so many bottom emotions coursing through my veins.

why does work why y