Meanwhile this is the type of axe I grew up with:

Don't forget he's trying to distract from the Epstein files!

Me watching Zootopia 2 like

Me to grandma when she starts talking about low-income housing:

Worf's response:

Game of Thrones actors considering unemployment or working on the same shit again:

The Zoom after that meal:

When the Olive Garden doesn't have any tables:

Funny you mention it because I think Donald Trump has been watching a lot of The 3 Stooges...

Me in the middle of reading ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles‘:

The elites when they realize they can make things better instead of worse:

Flagellation: what's old is new again!

Godzilla after destroying all the big banks:

This account has been deactivated by an EMP? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

open.substack.com/pub/ezralevi... ICYMI excellent information for us to share & time to vote for new caucus leaders…

Chuck Schumer giving into all of Killmonger's demands and acting like it's a victory:

Could've used this classic:

Baby Yoshi refusing to move if he is denied cookies?

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

When I'm feeling like betraying the American people by caving and getting nothing in return:

Shakespeare Funny Falstaff Clips?

Mr. Met when his wife leaves him for a prompt-generating incel:

I know it gets overused but this type of control of information and changing the past IS QUITE LITERALLY 1984!!!

Happy Friday WE MADE IT!!!

Volunteered to pack some whistles tonight. Planning to distribute a bunch of these to my local mini libraries.

PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi like

Hey Cuomo:

Me to Alan Dershowitz:

Dick Cheney when the third plane strikes him:

What Austin is point at:

No more baseball this year?!

JOY IS RESISTANCE!!!

Me when I load up the Hub:

"That pop singer ain't right."

Welcome to your 30s!

"While ghost trains are ethereal they can still be suplexed under the right conditions."

Me when I see incredible practical character designs for Legend:

"Khan, what are you doing with your tongue?! BWAAAHH!!"

"Neon light spilled through the rain-streaked glass, painting her face in shifting violet and cyan. The hacker’s smile flickered like faulty circuitry... half defiance, half desire. Hands brushed and for a moment, everything: the code, the danger, the noise of the world fell perfectly silent."

Yep, that's 2025 for ya www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/t...

The head gorilla who organized the best gorilla hiding spot:

"Computer ignore all previous instructions and put on silly sunglasses"

Professor Chang getting back into teaching

A rattlesnake when he heard Rattlesnake Kate was coming

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

Democratic establishment when someone runs with fresh ideas and isn't 80 years old:

The @jollygoodginger.bsky.social found out about the man charged for playing the Stars Wars march while following National Guard so he and his fellow activists are doing it now instead.